My Babysitter's a Vampire

BENNY'. Think about it, dude.

Anything we want. Cash, cars, candy.

So you only use magic spells for stuff that starts with C?

Once, we were lowly high-school noobs...

now we're vampire-killing, spell-casting rock stars.

The world is our oyster.

Have you ever actually had oysters?

Not something you wanna swallow. More like something you cough up.

Yeah, nice. Nice image to start the day.

But there's the image I need.

I know you're the "seer" and all, but I can see her with me.

Keep the magic on the down-low, remember?

Life just got back to normal.

Would you relax?

I got this.

Can I talk to you?

Hey. How goes it? What's new?

Can I borrow $20, friend?

- It's for a good cause. - Twenty dollars?

Like, now? Um...

Awesome news. Della's dog died.

And that's good news?

- Yeah. - I've gotta go.

Later.

She said she loved my flowers.

And then she said she'd do anything to bring her dog back.

- Anything. - Yeah.

What if somebody magically brought her dog back?

Can you imagine how grateful she'd be?

No. No, Benny.

You cannot bring her dead dog back to life.

Won't know until we try, right?

Benny. Stop.

If Harry Potter were here, he'd smack you around.

Hey, Grandma.

Uh, I was just wondering if there's any magic...

that can bring, say, a small animal back from the dead?

Why are you asking me that?

I'm~- You know, it's for a report at school.

Uh-huh.

See? Those crazy wrinkles are hiding something. I know it.

Benny, maybe you should just conjure up a bracelet for this girl.

Reanimating a dead dog is overkill.

No, it's underkill.

Because the dog would be un-killed.

Duh.

You don't even know how to do it.

No. But I do know where to find the answers.

Grandma's secret shelf.

Secret shelf?

My bad feeling just got 10 percent more bad.

Hey, guys. Ethan, dinner is almost ready.

What's that...

aroma?

Did Jane melt one of her dolls again?

Actually, Ethan's dad...

is having a very, very important client over for dinner this Friday.

So I'm testing some recipes from TV's Greatest Chefs...

and this is kelp and kimchi ratatouille.

Do you wanna try a sample?

Mm, yum. Uh...

I have to go.

Honey?

Come on.

- Mm. - There's a little...

Okay. Can you tell Sarah I'm not gonna be needing her Friday night...

because we're going to be having our gourmet dinner.

Okay. Cool.

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to have a Friday night off.

What? So now I can't even get babysitting money?

Great. Perfect.

- Why do you need money all of a sudden? - Forget it. I still have some other options.

- See you. - So...

how is your little pet nerd?

Oh, you know, nerdy.

Look, the reason I wanted to talk to you is that...

You changed your mind about flying down to the city?

I knew it. We are gonna tear it up.

Erica, you know fledglings can't fly. Not for free.

Which is why I need to ask you...

can I borrow some money?

- I'll pay you back. - Money?

Wake up and smell the platelets...

then you can take whatever you want and whoever you want.

- I understand. But I just thought... - Bup-bup.

In fangs we trust, all others pay cash.

Ah, my food's here.

Call me when you're ready.

Hey. I got your text. What's up?

I took these from Grandma's secret shelf.

How do you know which one has the potion to bring a dog back?

I thought you might use a vision...

to see which one is the bring-back-to-life juice.

Come on, E.

Help reunite a fair maiden with her beloved pet.

One touch?

Uh...

- O kay. - Yes.

Okay, now, focus.

This, angry birds.

Right on.

- This one, gross hair on your fingernails. - Cool.

This...

This one's it.

- But... - Sweet. Della's dead dog thanks you.

Wish me luck.

I have a long road ahead and a pooch to summon from the dead.

Engage.

Benny. Benny, wait.

Benny. Oh...

- Boo. - Ah!

Don't do that.

I was working on my ninja skills. Check out my new card.

- What's that mean? - Hmm.

Rory, Vampire Ninja.

Uh... Benny's gone to Della's, I don't know where she lives.

- Do you? - No.

I know a sure way to find out.

- Air Rory. - Ah!

Here, dead dog.

Here, boy.

"Beloved Puffles. In loving memory."

Bingo.

I have an afterlife wake-up call for one Puffles, the dead dog.

- Ah! - Wait.

Ethan, do not sneak up on a dude who's awakening the dead.

Keep it down. Come on, let's go before you do something stupid.

I mean, more stupid.

Too late. I already did.

Nothing happened. I...

- Ha! - Ah!

Boo-yaw.!

Rory, I don't care how undead you are.

You do that again, I kill you.

To kill Vampire Ninja, you must first find Vampire Ninja.

Vampire Ninja...

All right.

That was kind of cool.

Anyway, potion had no effect at all.

Maybe your vision was wrong.

My visions are never wrong.

But I think your grandma was right.

We shouldn't mess with the forces of life and death.

Do you hear that?

No way.

Puffles.

- It's alive. - Shh, Benny.

Whoa.

Whoa.

That is the sweet sound of Benny scoring a date with Della.

Okay, you did it. He's alive.

Let's go before someone sees us.

What? No, she has to know I saved him.

I wanna surprise her at school tomorrow.

Okay. We have to go.

- Yeah. - Now.

Benny. Benny, come on.

Puffles?

Can we put Puffles in your garage? Just until morning?

Grandma cannot find out.

What will I tell my parents if they find Dog of the Undead?

- You'll think of something. - Ugh.

You might wanna leave out the part about it being dead earlier.

Yeah. Thanks.

Just promise me this is the last time you raise anything from the grave.

Okay. Just take it.

I swear on my Jedi honor...

Puffles is the only animal I will ever bring back from the dead.

Better be.

Good morning, Puffle Pooch.

You feel a little less dead? Oh!

Man, I'm telling you, this feels wrong.

That dog isn't just undead.

He's evil.

He tried to eat my hand this morning.

Why? Didn't you feed him?

No. Sorry, I didn't have any dead-dog chow lying around.

There's Della. When she sees Puffles, she will be all over me.

Wish me luck.

Just tell me. What are you and dumber-you up to this time?

What? Uh, nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.