Kinky Boots

Come.

Come on, you stupid boy.

Okay now, Charlie.

I'm gonna show you the most beautiful thing in the world.

- Do you know what it is? - A shoe.

A lot of people would say it'd be an oak tree in spring.

It's a shoe.

Lot of people would say it'd be a field of woodland flowers.

Do you know what I think it is, Charlie? A shoe.

I think it's a shoe.

Every machine.

You'll learn how to work every machine, Charlie.

And by the time you're old enough-- and married probably--

taking over the factory from me.

Believe me, first thing you notice about a person...

is their shoes.

Come on.

Whoo-hoo!

You know, it's funny.

It's always struck me that in terms of love, strength...

and attention to detail, marriage is pretty much like--

A pair of shoes.

And today, again I'm not wrong.

They take you to places perhaps you weren't expecting.

My son, off to London.

His fiancée had been transferred to an even bigger estate agent's.

And, Charlie, what have you decided to try your hand at down there?

Marketing.

Marketing.

To my future daughter-in-law...

and to my wonderful son.

- Charlie! - Charlie!

Ah, Mr. Price.

Do let me show you around.

This is the new layout, designed very much with the young couple in mind.

As you can see, one good size bedroom with en suite shower room.

And, uh, through here, fully furnished lounge.

Oh, and best of all, Mr. Price, best of all--

the view.

It's not Northampton.

It's not Northampton. No!

Oh.

Yeah. This is his son.

Mr. Price!

He'd have been proud of you coming back, Mr. Price.

- Charlie. - Price Factory has to have a Mr. Price, Mr. Price.

George.

Bugger.

Um--

Dad always used to say that--

and, uh-- and in a sense--

He ain't pressed the button.

My heart is-- Uh, press the red button.

That was a good start.

Right.

I'm not my dad, okay?

You shouldn't expect that.

But I have spent my life with each one of you at some point, um,

training on these... machines.

I was bloody useless.

Too right.

Thanks, Don.

Listen, Dad believed...

there would always be a place for craftsmanship.

And whether you realize it or not,

that is what you all are-- craftsmen.

So let's make shoes!

"Let's make shoes"?

Oh!

Oh, don't worry, love.

Don't get it on your jacket. I'll get some roll.

Pat, what order is the company working on at the moment?

Uh, it's a big one, love.

Chambers Wholesale. Why?

What the hell was he playing at?

I mean, why didn't he--

Why did he carry on making 'em?

This happened before. 1992.

Customer went into receivership, and your dad got stuck with 600 Oxfords.

And? Bill Sampson in London took 'em at cost.

Right. Pat, I'm going to London.

See, Harry, I just happened to find myself with 1,200 pairs of brogues.

And I know a few years back...

your dad took some at cost off my dad, and I just thought maybe--

Yeah, but that was a few years back, Charlie.

Things have changed a bit.

But look. I'll tell you what.

I'll take 200 pairs off your hands-- for old time's sake.

Hey, and this hurts.

Being a Forest fan, giving charity to a Northampton, uh--

I mean, when I say "charity," I'm not, uh-- You know.

Mmm.

Imported from Slovakia. Do you wanna know how much?

Harry, a Prices shoe will last a man a lifetime.

Poor soul that buys these will be back in 10 months buying new ones.

I know. And isn't that great?

Spare some change, guv?

Here.

This is a Prices shoe.

And it'll last a man a lifetime.

You got it in a size 10?

Yeah, slow yourself down a bit, will ya?

Covering something, princess?

Hey, where's the fire, love?

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Where do you think you're going?

Don't worry. I'm not gonna harm you.

Just have a little chat. That's all. All right, lads.

Hey, easy, love. Easy.

- What? You wanna, mate? - I think you should just-- just leave her alone now.

- Don't you think? - Yeah? Come on, then.

Eh? Don't you?

What are you gonna do about it, eh?

Let's go.

Very sweet--

you riding to my rescue.

Very...

Prince Charming.

- Pass me my boobs, will ya? - Hmm?

Here.

It didn't look like you needed much rescuing.

Well, a girl has to know how to look after herself these days.

There are some very funny people out there.

How's that wound? Let's have a look.

Don't flatter yourself.

Vodka. Helps you forget pain.

Well, it does me.

God.

Clean off, again.

Like most things in life, it cannot stand the weight of a man.

Oh, there we go. Oh, God love us.

Oh. Uh, hold on.

Thank you again, Mr.--

Sorry to be presumptive. Are you a mister?

I'm a Charlie. From Northampton.

Well, I rather thought you might be.

Hmm.

Mm. Hmm.

Oh, no. Trish, Trish.

- Thing is-- - Don't. Please. Please.

They just started school. They just started school this month, Charlie.

This is their uniforms, love. This--

This is their dinners. We lost the contract with Chambers, Trish.

Thing is, we lost the contract with Chambers, which means--

Actually, don't.

Actually, this is like apologies for your train running late.

- Doesn't mean anything. - It's not like that because--

So I'd rather not hear it.

I do mean it.

Bernie Kylie to the office.

Please.

This is not what I want, Bernie.

I don't want to be sitting here doing this.