Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man

1x02 - Great Responsibility

This is it, the test to see if I can make it in the superhero big leagues

This exercise will gauge your efficiency against superior numbers.

Disable all attackers. You have 60 seconds.

FYI, Captain America did it in 10.

Easy-peasy.

This is more humiliating than Parker family game night.

I got you. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

How weak is this?

I'm going to land on the superhero wall of shame

for dying ten minutes after joining S.H.I.E.L.D.

I really thought he'd make it.

Whoa. That's not good.

Where did S.H.I.E.L.D. tech put the web control?

Nope. Nuh-uh.

Score.

I finished this thing in under 20.

I completed mine in under 18.

There's no discipline to his fighting technique.

He's just thrashing around hitting things.

But Fury says he's good for the team.

Why is Fury testing a new candidate? I didn't approve this.

Look who thinks he's still in charge. That's so cute.

If Fury thinks I'm going to lead that lame-o in battle...

In your dreams you're the team leader.

He is rough around the edges, but not without potential.

Yeah, but he named himself Spider- Man. How sad is that?

What was he supposed to call himself?

Something cool that didn't scream,

"Hi, I have low self-esteem and identify with bugs."

You know what they say about a book and its cover, dude.

Dude, I'll clean this helicarrier for a month if he makes it.

- Toilets, too? - Toilets, too.

- You're on. - I'm in.

Me, too.

Next.

Web parachute test, red button. See you tomorrow.

Parachute test?

Wall of Shame for sure.

You have the surveillance images taken last night of Target S.

I'm sending them through now, Mr. Osborn.

I won't have Fury getting his hooks into my prize.

Spider-Man will be owned by OSCORP, not S.H.I.E.L.D.

Tell your agents to find him.

He's probably right under your nose.

I've got to go to the bathroom.

Hey, hero.

I brought you something from school.

- Cheerleaders? - Homework.

Harry really stepped up yesterday

when the Frightful Four attacked our school.

Unfortunately all that heroism

won him overnight stay in the hospital.

Peter has your best interests at heart, son.

He's a true friend.

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone had a dad like that?

How about a ride to school, Peter?

You don't have to hold a gun to my head, sir.

Smile Spider- Man.

Oh!

Whoa, I'm not... How did...

Wow, nervous much?

I'm practicing what I'll say when I finally meet Spider-Man.

Here.

You think it's true that Spider-Man hangs out here at Midtown?

He's been seen on campus often enough.

He could be anybody. A student, a teacher, or...

Thwip-thwip.

Well, maybe not anybody.

I know how much it means for MJ

to get that reporter job with The Bugle

and I'd love to help her out.

I'm afraid I'd blow it once I started talking to her.

I mean, MJ knows me so well.

Good evening, Miss Watson. I hear you've been looking for me.

Peter! What are you doing in that silly costume?

And what's up with that stupid voice?

Even if Spider-Man is a student, he's going to keep it on the down- low.

There's no way he'd let anyone know who he really is.

Maybe, but I'm not giving up.

Sir, ma'am.

Yo, what up?

I'm just trying to blend in now that I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

An agent? You're barely a newbie.

ID confirmed. S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury.

Get in here and don't touch anything.

Cool!

Awesome!

Eh, it's been done.

Yo, Doc. Meet the new kid.

Spider-Man, our resident tech genius. Dr. Curt Connors.

Always glad to meet a fellow genius.

- Awkward. - A pleasure.

I followed your career closely. Very impressive.

I like this guy.

Even before Director Fury approached you about joining us,

I had my R&D team develop an array of Spider- Man inspired weaponry.

- What if I had said no? - Not an option.

That's funny. You're using our web-shooter out of camo mode.

Oh, yeah. I had it in camo mode. But then I couldn't find it.

Joke. Don't you people ever smile?

Over here is something we think you'll find particularly interesting.

I reserve the right to be awestruck.

- Ow! - Hold it.

Director Fury, I've never questioned your choices when it came to the others.

- Others? - But in this case,

we're dealing with a complete wildcat.

Daily Bugle Communications calls Spider- Man a threat to public safety.

- But I'm so cuddly. - Spider- Man's my responsibility, Coulson.

That's what he's here for. To learn responsibility.

We'll see.

You can't see it because of my mask right now, but...

We call it the Spider-Cycle.

Uh, yeah. Useless.

- Excuse me? - I mean it's cool and all,

but why do I need a motorcycle?

I can get anywhere by thwip-thwip.

I calculate you can make it from 80th to 34th street

in 3.7 minutes, while using up what I'm guessing is

fairly expensive webbing and at maximum muscle stress.

Uh, maybe...

The Spider-Cycle can make it in a minute- and-a- half.

If you're not scared thwip-less to climb on.

One side.

And the starter is...

Brake, the brake.

Brake!

Not brake.

Not a problem.

I'll just pop another parachute and...

Okay, now I'm scared thwip-less...

Aaah!

Kid! Down here.

Hey, Nick. I'm a little busy falling to my doom right now.

That button with the web icon. Punch it, and hold on tight.

That's the web track feature.

Internal GPS targets the best places to shoot it.

Works great, but I'm running out of room.

Hit the thrust button.

Sweet!

You do know this is impossible, right?

I've engineered the bike to ride smoothly at any angle. Try it again.

Just how long are Manhattan's spineless officials

going to allow maniacs like Spider-Man

to run roughshod over us decent citizens?

Whoa! Hey, look out!

Oh, sorry, sorry. Whoa!

Kid, what's wrong with you?

You act like you've never driven before.