Unhitched

Wow,that opera,man.

Such lovely arms from such large bodies.

Thanks so much for the driving,by the way.

My pleasure.

See,you really don't know how to drive?

Me? Never had to.

My ex-wife,she...she drove me everywhere...

including crazy.

No,I'm joking.

Doreep,she was a fine woman.

Oh,oh,dear.

Don't worry.I'll handle this.

Is there a problem,officer?

I clocked you at 52 in a 35 zone.

Oops! I guess sometimes I...move too fast.

I guess so.

I'll be right back.

Wait! Where are you going?

What are you doing?

That doesn't seem like standard procedure.

Bye,guys.

Whoo! they let me off with a warning.

Well,the important thing is you got off.

All I could do was just sit there

And watch them finish...

Processing her.

I'm sorry,freddy.

Yo,buddy,this wouldn't have happened if you knew how to drive.

Listen,I do eventually want to learn how to drive.

It's just--there is-- never mind.

No,no,no,no. tell us.

All right. I did try to drive once,

When I was younger,back in india.

It was during the durga puja festival,right?

So naturally,the streets were filled with puja pandals...

Naturally. puja pandals.

Of course. sure.

Then suddenly,out of nowhere,

This woman dressed as the goddess durga

Steps in front of my car...

Whammo!

Broke her arms. all eight of them.

Fred,you can't let one bad experience hold you back.

I mean,if I'd stopped going to benito's burritos

After I found a band-aid in my taco,

You guys wouldn't have enjoyed this delicious lunch you just ate.

Believe me,I want to get past the fear,

I just don't know how.

You know what,fred? what?

I'm going to teach you how to drive.

Ohh. really?

But are you a good driver?

If I wasn't,could I safely do 75 in a school zone?

Well,I do like safety.

Kevin,stop calling me.

Who's kevin?

Just this boring guy I went on

A couple times with who can't take a hint.

I thought his name was barry.

No,that was last week's boring guy

Who couldn't take a hint.

Why did I get stuck in these ruts?

Because you keep dating the same bland,lawyer types.

Oh,please. you're no better.

The last few women you've gone out with

Have all been self-involved,uptight snobs.

She likes the rich,you like the bitch.

Harsh,yet quippy.

Seriously,gator,it's like you're fishing in this tiny little pond.

And kate,you're dating inside this tiny little box.

And there's this whole big world out there.

So you're saying that,gator,you have to watch where you dip your rod.

And kate,you'll have to have your box widened.

Anyone want some tea?

What is with the mop?

You've been up in there all day.

It's driving me crazy.

I can't find a shampoo I like.

Nikki used to buy all this crap for us.

I've tried,like,a dozen kinds.

Nothing's working.

Shampoo's for chicks.

You should use soap.

That's what I do.

"beauty tips from box-car willie."

What's the matter?

Are you ok?

I just saw a huge mouse!

Where do you keep your tupperware?

I don't have any!

Really? it's so handy.

How can you not have tupperware?

Because I don't like leftovers!

What if you have a big thing of pasta?

Such a waste.

Oh,my god! there it is!

Oh,man. that's no mouse.

That is a rat.

Oh,and I'm out.

Ok. step aside from the window.

I've got a sweet wrist shot,I'm going top shelf.

Aah! aah! get off! get off!

Aw,man. wide left.

Get off,get off,get off,get off!

Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,get off,get off!

There it is! he's on the counter!

That was the longest nine minutes of my life.

Gotta hand it to him.

The little guy was a fighter.

I feel bad.

Why?

It looked like he was having fun on that revolving plate.

At first.

I'm guessing new neighbor?

New neighbor's visitor?

Dangerous meth-head trespasser?

New neighbor. I'm pam.

Welcome to the building. I'm gator.

I'm in number 5 if you need anything.

Actually,I know this might sound a little weird,

But have you seen my pet rat?

Pet rat?

Uh,I don't think so.

Well,thanks anyway.

He's probably burrowing into a wall or something.

You know,trying to stay warm.

I don't think that's a problem.

Ok,bud,now I am not going to let you drive

Without watching an instructional video first.

"Fast and furious Tokyo drift"?

See,most driver's ed videos focus on boring stuff,

Like rules of the road,safety,blah blah blah.

This one teaches you what

Kick-ass moves.

Ok,but I don't understand how this will actually help me learn to drive.

Really?

So I guess you already know what to do

When you get challenged to a race by a member

Of the yakuza crime syndicate.

Huh,fred?

You're right.

Pop it in.

Hey,I'm rick.

Rick's pest control?

I'm kate.

Kate's rodent-infested apartment.

Oh,I've seen your ads on tv.

Well,come on in.

Wow,looks like we're dealing with some smart rats here.

How do you know?

Well,look at the signs.

They read big books,

And at least one of them learned how to make tea.

So,are you helping me move to be a nice guy,

Or are you just trying to look through my stuff?

I respect my neighbor's privacy...

Even if she does own ace of base's greatest hits.

It was a gift.

To myself.

I just love what you haven't done with the place.

Thanks.

Just be careful where you step.

My rat might still be around here somewhere.

And if not,you have spares.

Oh,I rescue them from labs.

I just got this little guy yesterday.

Isn't he adorable?

Oh,no,no,no. thank you.

I'm trying to quit.

Come on. hold him.

Ok. hey,little fella.

Hey,he's really soft.

Smells nice,too.

Well,you would,too,if you had shampoo tested

On you 20 times a day.

You wouldn't happen to know which brand

Of shampoo they were testing,would you?

You wouldn't believe how they treat these poor little animals.

Seriously,he is like april fresh.

Look at that head of hair,

The bounce,the luster.

Well,thanks for the help.

I'll see you around.

Hey,is everything ok?

Uh,yeah.

I just don't joke around when it comes to animal rights.

Oh,no,neither do i.

I'm just being silly.

No,I'm very into animal rights.

I'm way into them.

You are? sure.

Save the whales,peta. come on.

Really? yeah.

Does the bear have the right

To do anything it wants in the woods?

Yeah.

First lesson--Proper hand position on the wheel.

Oh,I know this.

10:00 and 2:00.

Correct!