Ron's Gone Wrong

Back in five,

we are streaming live from Bubble HQ.

It's launch day at Bubble.

What incredible tech are they about to unveil?

We're going in.

Have you ever felt completely alone 7.

Standing on the edge of things, so awkward,

not daring to approach anyone?

What if you could have one perfect friend

who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends

and make it all easy? (CHUCKLES)

All staff to the launch/fofium.

(ON SPEAKER) Marc, they're ready.

Marc 7.

So, this is it. (CHUCKLES)

This is finally it!

The day that we at Bubble

give the whole world a new best friend!

(CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc!

Aw! (CHUCKLES) We did this together, guys!

This is what it's all been for.

Right back to the time in the garage

where Bubble started.

My garage, folks. My garage.

Of course, yes, Andrew.

Thanks. Uh...

But today,

we take a huge leap

from Bubble's phones and tablets and watches

to a whole new world of connection.

And at its heart, my code.

My algorithm for friendship.

The code that drives your new best friend,

- the Bubble Bot. - (APPLAUSE)

Welcome to the future of friends/740.

You wanna meet it? Okay!

- Me! Me! - Me, me! Over here!

Pick me! Please!

Do we have an "EllieBQ"?

Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me!

Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends,

and photos, right?

Ellie, this is for you.

The world's very first Bubble Bot.

- (HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING) - (AUDIENCE GASPS)

Wow.

Go ahead.

- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) - (GASPS)

What's happening?

It's getting to know you!

- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) - Everything about you.

Hi, Ellie.

Danger-Bunny! That's my favorite show!

Mine, too!

Awesome! (LAUGHS)

Infinite download able skins!

- (HOOTS) - I love monkeys!

Apps, contacts, photos, chat.

Ooh, look at this!

Whoa.

Music. Of course. - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

- Jump on! - (ENGINE REVS)

- Whoa! - Incredible safety settings

- to keep your parents happy. - (ELLIE LAUGHS)

You can be anything in the world?

In the universe! Hold on.

Oh, I love space. BOT: Me too!

Three-sixty degree immersive projection.

First selfie from the red planet?

Okay.

Sharing.

Constant connection to the Bubble network.

Oh, my gosh! Like it!

What's she doing now?

This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends.

Oh, really?

GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too.

- You wanna friend Ellie? - Yeah, sure.

Hey, Pete66.

- Yes! - (HOOTING)

Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny!

- Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! - Hi!

Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year!

- Your best friend... Awesome!

Out of the box!

- (AUDIENCE CHEERING) Let's do this!

- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) - Let's make friends!

Barney?

Yep? WOMAN: You have safety vest?

- Uh-huh. And snack?

Yeah, Gran.

I'll see you later.

Troll! Two o'clock!

Omina mitotae! - (BOT 2 GROANING)

I got you. Do you wanna trade spells?

Whoa!

Selfie!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Safe to walk.

Wow!

- (TIRES SCREECH) - (BARNEY YELPS)

You got eyes, kid?

Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Ah, seriously?

Ninja blast!

Hey, you're a fan, too?

Of course.

- Hey! - Hey!

Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross.

To the dark side! (LAUGHING)

You have nine new messages.

You have ten likes.

Message Abby, I'll be there in five.

Jack wants to friend you.

By Odin's beard, you have six messages.

- Did you see Ruby's post? Sharing.

Hey, Savannah just followed me.

Isaac accepts your friendship.

So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle

pushes up into the chamber.

- That's cool! - Label chamber.

Guys, guys, is she coming yet?

This is going to be crazy. She's coming.

- Hey, Savannah! - Hey, Sav. Cute kicks!

Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here.

So, later I wanna talk to you guys

about plastics in the ocean,

and this new great blowout.

- (BOY GRUNTS) Ooh.

Lame, Rich. BOT: Top quality footage.

Like and subscribe...

Posting to your channel.

Weep, troll boy, I am fire!

Nothing to see here.

Wow, Barney. It's your birthday.

And you still didn't get a B-Bot?

Thanks for breaking that down.

Barney is having a party.

Really? - Uh, no, no, no.

Fly free, little one. Phoosh!

You okay, Barney?

Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot.

That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that.

Ciao.

This is your girl, signing off.

Love you, guys.

- Create Sav's group chat. - Check for Science Squad.

- (SIGHS) - Okay.

- (ENGINE REVVING) - (CHATTERING CONTINUES)

Okay. 78 minutes of recess hell.

You have got this/

Maybe not.

Barney! - Oh, no.

All alone again?

No, I'm good. I just...

- On your birthday? No, no, no...

You have to be kidding me. Who told her?

Your grandma called the school.

I just need to go...

I forgot my, uh, inhaler.

The other one. (FAKE-COUGHS)

- Got it. You need to sit down. - Huh?

This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see.

- It really won't. - Yes, it will.

It kind of makes things a lot worse.

- Wow. - Brutal, man.

Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier.

Whoa... What?

- (BARNEY GASPS) - (GRUNTS)

- Oh, ho ho! - Bring it in, Barney.

Come on, Barney boy.

Bring it in.

Wow. How law can a kid go?

Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby.

Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting?

Yeah. No.

Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks.

He needs friends. It's his birthday.

Kill me noW.

Happy birthday!

Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks?

Who likes rocks?

So, you're into rocks? (CHUCKLES) That's nice.

- Uh... - (RICH LAUGHS)