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Zoja Mangano. On observational deployment.

Test number one.

Come on, guys.

We're getting fired because this is a solution.

How is this fucking thing supposed to help anybody, huh?

-Less work for us. -And less money.

We have strict orders.

- Yeah. - Come on. Bravo.

- Bravo. Bravo. - Bravo. Bravo.

- Slowly. - Slowly?

- I like it slowly too now. - Slowly!

-It can hurt you. -Oh, it can hurt us, now?

Oh!

- Be careful! - Oh...

Did we break your toy?

Oh, how do we turn it on? Do we turn it on here?

Are you okay?

I'm sorry they hurt you.

Maybe a good morning shower.

-Move back! Get away. -You move back.

A morning shower can help with...

Basta.

Basta!

Free Wi-Fi, wake up call,

services, rooms.

I can't seem to find the button that opens the curtains.

Um...

There you go.

-I thought that thing did-- -They're curtains, Tom.

Uh, yeah, well, everything else in here is computer-controlled,

so I thought, you know, maybe they're robot curtains.

Silly Daddy.

Oh, no. Oh, no! Now I'm...

...turning into a robot, too.

No, let me go!

Thanks.

-I could have done these. -Um, it's fine.

Well, clearly it isn't.

It's just--

We fly halfway across the world for you to work.

It's-- it's not my idea of spending time together.

-Amanda, it's three days. -I know.

Okay.

Daddy, can we finish our story tonight?

Daddy's going away for a few days, honey, remember?

Even night times? But what about the princess?

What if the dragon gets her?

She'll be fine until he gets back.

Don't you worry about our princess, Princess.

Okay? I'll call you from the travel phone tonight

and we can finish it. All right?

You promise?

I will make you a very special promise.

It's known as the tickle promise.

What's a tickle promise?

Oh, you know-- This is a tickle promise!

The robot is back!

The robot returns to tickle the human child.

- Tom. - Huh?

- Can you get that? - Uh, yeah.

Hello?

Yeah. Yeah, I-- I'll be right down.

Okay.

All right. Moment of truth. You got any-- any advice for me?

Just, uh... Don't fuck it up.

Daddy, take this. It's a princess' wand.

It'll keep you safe, like a princess.

Honey, I-- I don't know if princesses technically have--

Just take it.

Okay.

Suits you.

Oh, it does.

- Bye, princess. - All right. I'll see you.

All right. Hey, by the way,

I'm working on a very special twist for the story.

And I'll tell you tonight.

But you have to be good for Mommy, okay? Serious.

-Okay. -All right.

-I love you. -Love you.

This is a really nice van.

You get to drive this all the time?

It's so comfortable. So fancy.

It's like a-- it's like limo van, kind of.

It's probably the nicest van I've ever been in.

Okay, just talking to myself again.

That's more like it.

Here goes nothing.

Listen, a lot of people already been let go,

Mr. Petros could replace us just like that.

But he's giving us a chance.

Hello. Hello. How we all doing?

Mr. Yovanovich to report...

-Who are you? -I'm Tom... Wilson.

I'm from the Chicago office. In-- in America.

Howdy. Sebastian.

You're not Mrs.--

Oh, Mrs. Chopra? My boss.

No, she couldn't make it on the trip,

so I'm just filling in for her.

Hi, I'm Adele. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. -She's from the German office.

And Mr. Friendly over there, that's Daniel.

He's about as friendly as a hungry hyena.

Oh, shit. You didn't say our boss is gonna be here.

We invite all employees

to visit rare flower exhibition in buildings garden...

You never know with them.

You must be the volunteer.

Uh. Y-- yes. Mrs. Chopra couldn't make it.

-I'm Tom. -I know.

Everybody was distinctly ordered to travel by themselves.

Oh, sir, I know, it's just-- I'm sorry.

-You're wasting my time. -Sir. I'll do whatever it takes.

I promise, I'm ready.

Now, you all represent Mantiz Mobile,

an international communications conglomerate,

yet you yourselves can seem to communicate.

That's a problem.

You're failing our customers, you're failing my company,

and worst of all, you're failing me.

Now, as you know,

AI machines provide a viable, economical solution.

So either learn to work together or I'll replace you with them.

-It's because of you. -Because of you.

Jacob will be joining you to keep track of your progress

while I'm away in Silicon Valley.

Oh, hey, nothing to worry about. I'm simply here to observe.

Maybe so.

See how you guys work as a team.

Daniel will lead the way.

-Daniel? -Oh, come on.

He has been with the company the longest.

Now go do whatever he takes. Mr. Family Man.

Yes. Yes, sir.

Uh, all right,

so we need to collect all the phones,

electronics, anything that connects any of us

-to the outside world. -Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We can't bring our phones?

Uh-oh, looks like someone didn't read the briefing, huh?

No phones, no Wi-Fi,

no help from anyone but each other.

-No, seriously. -Come on. Right, Tom?

Yeah. Yep, that's what the-- the briefing said.

-You'll be all right. -All right, good.

Let's start this little team building adventure, huh?

- Do that again. - Ciao... Um... Zdravo.

Wow, it's so green.

I had no idea Serbia was this lush.

Yeah, yeah, right? Unlike Chicago.

Thank you.

Oh, come on. No, not you. Come on.

-Daniel-- -I better hang on to this.

I'm probably the only one here who knows how to read a map.

- Okay, let me see. Joder. - Joder what?

-It's in fucking Serbian! -It's a map. Come on.

Yeah, I know. But it's in Cyrillic.

Huh, so GI Joe can't even read

the weird little symbols. Okay, fantastic.

Can you read it? No.

Okay. All right. All right. Give it to me.

Come on.

Thank you.

Fine.

I just hope we don't get lost.

I mean, we won't if you don't lead us.

It's an old military base, people.

Mantiz acquired it as part of its expansion plans.

It's vast, but we won't get lost.

Oh, by the way, we call it "The Zone."

- So you were in the army? - What are you? Police?

Mind your own fucking business.

You think they have animals here?

Oh, you know, just wolves and bears.

Big bears. And big wolves.

-Hey, Jacob. -Yeah?

What does this sign say with the skull and crossbones?

"Danger of electrocution."

It's not electrified right now, is it?

Oh, come on. Electric.

I mean, I highly doubt it.

Hey, hey! Help!

Come on! Help!

Got him!

- Very funny. Very funny. - Oh, dude!

Dude.

Oh, my God. Pringado.

Jesus Christ.

- The code is not working. - Ah.

Look.

Come on, princess.

That was pretty funny, to be fair.

Yeah. Pick on the new guy. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

So this guy at the airport told me that, um,

"Pushi kuratz" is like, "Hi, it's so nice to meet you."

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

That's-- that's the-- the politest greeting, you know?

That gets you far.

I should have used that on Petros.

"Hi-- hi, Petros, pushi kuratz."