Mr. Pickles

And when the delivery guy came, I said, "I ordered Thai food,

but it looks like I'll be eating Mexican."

Get it? He was Mexican, and I'm a cannibal.

Please, shut up.

I tried the Atkins diet,

but there are only so many people named Atkins.

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Why can't you be

a nice, normal serial killer like Ugly Face...

...Poison...

- Mm... - Strangler...

- or Rape and Kill Ronnie? - Aw!

Well, it's rare that I'm like others.

Uh...

Wait. I meant to say, "I like others rare!"

Aaah!

Oh, no! Rape and Kill Ronnie!

Uh...

Aaaaah!

Good boy!

S02E03 Serial Killers

Your breakfast is read...

Morning, Goodmans.

Morning, Sheriff.

Morning.

Um, Sheriff?

Uh, yeah?

Oh, Mr. Pickles, just the person I came to see.

See, I could use his sniffing skills

for a classified case today.

You shouldn't take that evil dog anywher...

Oh, Dad, stop it.

What do you say, boy?

You want to be a K-9 dog?

Mr. Pickles sure is excited!

Oh!

Down, boy!

Okay, we don't have much time to talk, so I'll make this quick.

This morning, four serial killers

killed their guard and bus driver

and then discarded these prison suits and escaped into Old Town.

Now get a good sniff, boy, 'cause we need to find

Ugly Face, Poison, the Strangler, and the Cannibal.

My copy machine was low on ink, but this is what they look like.

Here, put on this K-9 vest.

First stop, going to see my boy, Carl.

Carl always knows what's going down on the street.

Hey, what's up, Carl?

You noticed anybody suspicious today?

- Nope. - Okay, bye.

- Oh! - Huh?

Somebody stole a pack of my Wild Berry Gum.

Oh, that's terrible, Carl!

Don't you worry. I'll keep a look out, man.

Oh, can I get the key to the V.I.P. lounge?

Okay.

Carl's a nut.

I go pee-pee by myself.

Oh!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Oh!

What happened?

What was I doing?

Oh, right.

Catching a gum thief!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Hm.

Ancient cultures often sacrificed dogs

to appease the appetites of the gods.

But if you ask me, there were far more appetizing

native dishes available.

Could I show you around?

There are some real feasts for the eyes here.

Sure.

After you.

And later, I'll feast on your eyes.

Lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub.

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Are you coming?

Coming!

Next.

Now, let's see if you've been chewing any gum.

Open up.

Ahhh.

Stinky! Next.

And, folks, please have your mouths open and ready.

Huh?

Aaaah!

Oh!

Aaaaah!

What's your name?!

Ugly Face!

Your name should be cutey-face!

Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla.

Aaaah!

Hey, where you going?!

Cutey Face?!

Where'd you go?! Aah! Aah! Aah!

That was really fun.

Shall we continue this chat over a walk?

Uh, sure.

But a word of warning.

After I'm done with you, you'll be pooped.

Num-num-num-num-num-num.

Pooped.

Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu. Yum, yum, yum, yum!

Um-num-num-num-num. Bla-la-la-la-la-la.

You're pretty funny.

I'm gonna poop you.

I'm a gum thief.

Where do I go?

I go where the gum thieves go because I'm a gum thief.

Oh, pardon me, ma'am.

Hey, Mr. B.

Man, somebody stole a pack of Carl's Wild Berry Gum.

Hmm.

Shall we?

Mm.

All right, peace out.

Now where was it?

Oh, hey, Mr. Pickles.