Mr. Pickles

Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective is doing space drugs!

Lock that damn dolphin up!

But, sir, he built a giant space bong

and is now smoking our office!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Despicable! Drug use on cartoons? Ugh!

What are drugs, Dad?

Drugs are bad, Tommy.

Hmm, whatever happened to good,

old-fashioned, wholesome cartoons?

Mr. Pickles!

Good boy!

Bye, Mr. Pickles! I go learn, now.

Now, the Earth is round and flat.

Both theories are equally valid.

Kids, listen up! I have a special guest here

to teach you all about the dangers of...

Drugs!

That's me, guys.

- Uh, Sheriff. - Huh?

Get to the part where you tell them why drugs are bad.

Oh, sorry. I'm still working on the lyrics.

- Drugs aren't bad. - Yeah!

Haven't you see the cartoon "Astronaut Dolphin Detective"?

- He makes drugs look fun! - Yeah!

Like the episode where he did drugs

and had sex with moon elves.

Or when he did drugs and beat the Martians

to death with a pipe.

Or when he fingers the Tyrannosaurus parrot...

and then did drugs!

- I want to do drugs. - I want to do drugs, too.

Kids, just because you see something on TV

doesn't mean you should do it.

Yeah! My dad says drugs are bad, too.

Huh?

Why can't they make a cartoon that isn't about drugs?

Yeah? Like what?

Um, like a cartoon about a pineapple

that wears a funny hat!

Say that again.

That was the dumbest idea ever.

Okay. How about a cartoon

about a pineapple

that wears a funny hat!

The kids, they love his idea so, so do I.

- Jeffrey. - Yeah?

- Stop. Stand. Sit. Fetch him. - Okay!

Uh... you wanted to see me?

Your show, "Astronaut Dolphin Detective," is canceled.

What? But I just finished all these scripts.

- Jeffrey, stand. Sit. - Okay.

Now, roll over to prepare the jet!

- Okay. - Huh? You guys got a jet?

You're finished in this town.

There's a new star, and his name is Tommy!

Wait! Whoa! Whoa! Aw.

Now, children, there are all kinds of art.

Wee!

Oh, man. Tommy got "ADD" canceled.

- What? - Oh, no!

- You're the worst! - You suck!

- I did what? - Even this is art!

Ah! Ah! Aah! Aah!

Good job, Tommy!

You've gotten a cartoon about drugs off the air!

Tommy, my star, how would you like to make your cartoon

about a pineapple that wears a funny hat, hmm?

- Really? - Jeffrey, stand. Speak.

Okay. We'll set your studio up here.

Uh, you've got till 3 o'clock to finish before it airs.

Pick some friends to help you make the show, Tommy,

and hurry up. Time is money!

Oh!

- Pick me, Tommy! - Pick me, Tommy!

Uh...

Jeffrey, hurry up with that equipment.

- I'm trying to... - Bad assistant, stand.

Stop. Sit. Shake hands.

Now, get the equipment in there quick or no dinner for you.

Okay.

How about an episode where the pineapple

that wears a funny hat hides

in an alligator's butthole and does drugs?

No! No drugs! What else?

Pineapple does drugs, and then he does more drugs!

Pineapple doesn't do drugs.

- Well, what does he do? - He wears a funny hat!

What if Pineapple's funny hat does drugs?

- Ugh! - Wha?

Where's the kid who got my show canceled?!

- Him! He did it! - Uh...

Well, I just wanted to thank you.

- Huh? - Making cartoons is really hard,

but now I have all this free time to do...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.

Guys, we only have till 3 o'clock to finish,

and we haven't come up with a story yet.

Oh! Ha ha! You just need some inspiration!

Here, try some drugs!

- Yay, drugs! - Cool, let's do drugs!

No! Drugs are bad!

Aah! My drugs!

- Aw. - Stupid Tommy!

- Oh, you suck, Tommy! - Wait!

There's always drugs on the bad side of town.

Come on, kids! Let's go do drugs!

- Yay, drugs! - What? No!

Mr. Pickles, let's go get Sheriff!

Ah. And done. What the... Why, hey!

Ah! What?

Hi, Tommy's parents. We work in TV.

Tommy is going to make a cartoon for us, hmm.

- What? - Absolutely not!

The stuff I've seen on cartoons is despicable!

Not even for $50?

Fifty big ones?

Oh, I-I think we can work something out.

Drugs!

Hey, look, kids, some drug dealers!

- Yay, drugs! - Hello there.

Me and these kids want to get some drugs.

Uh, okay, here.