Made in Heaven

Nice to see everyone here!

Let's begin the proceedings with girl number four!

Hailing from Ludhiana--

Goldie, my darling, turn this thing on!

Let's do it.

Hailing from Ludhiana, first up is Yamini Singh

standing at five feet six inches

weighing 55.5 kilos!

Goldie, at least play some music!

What makes a woman beautiful?

According to me

health, fitness and inner radiance makes a woman beautiful.

I think there are three things that can make any woman beautiful.

A Patiala outfit, colored hair

and I'm obviously a Sikh!

What makes a woman...

beautiful?

Beauty lies

in the eyes of the beholder.

It depends on how one perceives beauty.

A girl who may seem ordinary to one person...

could be like Mona Lisa to someone else.

What is the key to being a good wife in America?

Wife?

I'm very caring.

And I cook as well, at least a little bit.

The rest, I'll learn.

What is the key to being a good wife in America?

Even in America, a wife must not forget her Indian values.

-Thank you. -And the winner of Mrs. Gill title

my future daughter-in-law is,

Sukhmani Sadana!

What are you saying? How are we supposed to afford this?

This is how much things cost these days, sir.

You have got to understand that.

Sir, we're giving you the best rate.

I told him this yesterday as well.

How can the rates be higher here than in Delhi?!

Fuck, man! These locals are unbelievable!

Just look at this Gurvinder, he's like--

Tara?

You okay?

Listen.

You know if things get weird, you can leave. Right?

Things are weird.

Okay, then, I think you'll be perfectly

-in your place to-- -I think someone who's never

had a real relationship should not be giving me advice.

Your heart may be broken but your claws are intact, huh?

You hungry?

Yeah.

-Wanna eat? -Yeah.

Chole Bhature?

-Yeah. -Let's go!

I wanted the height of this arch to be 12 feet.

This is just eight feet.

You'll have to make this arch again.

Hello? I'm talking to you.

Madam, we've made this in front of you.

Please call sir.

He will repeat what I've just said. Make this again.

Things won't work like this. Aye! Stop working, everyone!

Everyone, come here!

-Come down! -You, come here.

This is not done.

It doesn't work like this.

Yes, it'll be done. One second.

I'll call you back in a bit.

What happened?

What's the matter?

Sir, please tell us what needs to be done.

I've already told you!

You have to increase the height of the arch.

Sir, we'll do what you tell us.

-We aren't going to listen to a woman. -Listen up!

This woman here is my boss. Got it? Do whatever she asks you to do!

Break this and make it 12 feet in height.

Why are you looking at me?

Madam asked you to break it down and make it 12 feet high. Get on with it!

Hurry up! Start working!

-All right, guys. -Hurry up!

Sir? Do you need an invitation? Get up!

Dude. Whatever happens here, stays here. Okay?

Don't worry, I'm not recording anything.

This is good stuff, bro!

It's fucking awesome.

Wanna hear a joke?

What do you call...

a gay man?

No? No?

A pain in the ass!

Oh, ho!

You've got a nice collection of beauties over here!

You guys enjoy. I'll be back.

Line? Snow? Charlie?

-Gunpowder? -You carry on.

-You know I love you, right? -Yeah.

I don't care if you like pussy or ass.

-Okay. -You'll always be my brother.

I know.

You alright, man?

You know that it's

Hard out here for a pimp!

When you're trying to get The money that is spent!

-On the Cadillac-- -Shut the fuck up, Kabir!

-Who are you calling a pimp? -What the fuck are we doing here, boss?

What are we-- We're working!

What? We do what it takes right now.

That's what you tell yourself?

Oh! Okay! Well... what do you tell yourself?

When you're editing your documentary on my time, my equipment?

What do you tell yourself? I'm just curious.

Jaspreet.

When will you get home?

I think I'll be late today.

Thank God your work's going well.

Have you seen my brother?

Is it one of these guys?

Watch your mouth or I'll call the police.

What's the matter?

Are you looking for Gurpreet?

-Let me look for him. -Don't get involved in this.

I'll handle it.

Do you remember, or, should I call the cops?

Ask Umesh. They were together.

Are you in the kitchen?

I ran into Bensurya outside.

His cricket commentary just doesn't stop.

Today, he was cussing Ashish Nehra.

Can you make me a lemonade, please?

I'm going for a shower.

Renu.

The moisturizer is almost over.

This time,

get the ayurvedic cream.

That herbal thing.

I like the unscented one.

Really nice.

My laptop?

Were you using it?

I know.

Disgusting, right?

You saw it yourself.

Karan.

Dirty man!

I'm glad my office's security camera came to some use.

You know...

I've always suspected this guy.

Right from the first time I met him.

And you were just watching?

How many times?

I wasn't watching it for fun!

I need to watch the evidence I collect. Right?

The cops won't believe me unless I have something to show them!

You'll give this video to the police?

-Obviously. -When?

-Tomorrow morning. -For sure?

Tomorrow...

What do you mean, Renu?

Uncle, you're happy with all the arrangements?

-All is well, thank God. -This one is always happy, isn't it?

Always be happy!

You were cribbing in New Jersey!

In Ludhiana, suddenly you're happy again!

Have the chicken here and you'll know what I mean!

Chicken? As if you don't get chicken in New Jersey!

Yeah?

-The truck was in an accident. -What?!

-How?! -The fucking driver was drunk.

He managed to escape but all of the stuff is gone!

Oh, fuck!

We need a plan B.

All the fabric, the...

cutlery, everything!

It's gone. Call Ali.

And the heart-shaped bed?

Yeah, Shibani, but the tent has to be

stitched in Ludhiana, right? So organize it.

-You have a day. -Yeah, but, Tara--

Where the fuck are we?

I'm Tara Khanna, Karan.

I can't be doing these lame-ass jobs!

Speak to me... next time you have to confirm shit?

What do you think of Jeet?

The guy had a beauty contest to choose a bride.

Yeah, he's a prick.

And, anyway...

why is Sukhmani marrying him? She doesn't...

fit into this world.

Oh, you mean she's too low class?

The guy can be a total asshole. That's fine with you.

The girl being low class is a bigger problem!

That's not at all what I meant.

Pull over.

What, at the chemist?

Yeah.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

So, tell me how you met Sukhmani.

So, my mom put this whole thing together, you know.