Mr. Pickles

Hi, there!

Oh, hello!

Hello, indeed, yes.

Hello! Young child, how much for a lemonade?

I'll just take everything you got!

Hey!

You're a midget!

We prefer to be called little people!

Oh!

That thief just stole my purse!

S02E02 Cops and Robbers

I think today's gonna be a walk in the park!

Not for me, Tommy.

'Cause me and Mr. Pickles are gonna go walk in the park.

- Bye! - Bye!

Huh?

- Shh! - Steve!

- Dad?! - Huh?

Stop drinking all the milk at night.

It wasn't me. I bet it was Steve.

Who?

You know, Steve, the guardian of Mr. Pickles' lair.

- Mis... - Dad!

- Oh, sorry. - Oh.

Ah.

Oh, hi.

What are you guys doing?

Playing cops and robbers, you idiot!

Cool! Can I be a robber?

No! But you can be an innocent bystander.

I'll be the hysterical mother!

Oh, no, my baby!

I'll be the black guy

who gets tackled by the security guard for no reason!

I'll be the guy that comes in at the wrong time!

And I'll be Tommy!

Drop the money!

Spread your butt cheeks and cough!

Are you an innocent bystander, too?

Yes, just like all you other kids.

Oh, you boys seen this midget?

Us kids ain't seen nothing!

And the preferred term is little person.

Well, I'm off to catch that midget.

we go play our own game of cops and robbers?

Sure, kid.

Hello, sir. I'm selling fake windows today, and I...

Great question. What are fake windows good for?

You see, the, um...

Hello? Oh!

Goodman! You better start selling those fake windows!

But I don't even know what they're good for.

I'm starting to wonder what you're good for.

Boo-ya!

Ugh! What am I doing with my life?

What are you doing with your lunch?

Take it. I'm gonna take a walk.

Good. I can feed it to my lunch.

Oh! Easy, boy.

So am I the robber now?

Even better.

Am I a hysterical mother

or the black guy that gets tackled by the security guard?

Or the guy who comes in at the wrong time?

You're the patsy.

He takes all the blame.

Oh, boy!

Now, you just stand there and don't say nothing.

Once I get the money, your job is to stay behind.

All right, let's do this.

No, stay here, boy.

You're the lookout!

- Next. - This is a robbery!

Give me all your money,

or I'll blow your frickin' head off, bitch!

Pew, pew, pew, pew!

I'm a patsy!

Oh, what a couple of adorable little rascals.

Who wants a lollipop?!

Oh, what kind of useless good-for-nothing

sells fake windows?

Wait a minute! You're not useless, Stanley.

Help! I'm going into labor!

Oh, uh, well, I-I-I...

Move! See ya later.

You saved me!

A lion!

Get back here, lion!

You saved us!

We are so hungry! You saved us!

Wow!

Oh. Looks like you've seen better days, Mr. Goodman.

But they got something in there

that will make you feel real good.

Something to drink?

Easy, now! Ooh!

That's better!

Oh, hey, Mr. Pick...

What's wrong? Is somebody in trouble?

Am I in trouble?

Is Mama mad

because I ate all the taco shells in her bed again?

Oh!

You just wanted to go for a ride.

Perfect timing, too.

That midget's girlfriend is getting out of prison today.

Maybe she knows where that little sucker is.

You were just supposed to stand there, stupid,

while I robbed the bank.

What's the matter with you?! You got crap for brains, kid?

You been drinking motor oil or something?

You screwed the whole thing up.

What are you, a retar...

I mean, mentally handicapped or something?

Which lollipop do you want?

Ugh! The red one.

I can't sell fake windows at my stupid job, sure!

But I'm telling you, there's got to be something I can do.

Can you keep it down?

Oh! I can't even do that.

Geez, this guy's drunk.

He hasn't even ordered a drink yet.