Pet Shop Days

I want you to make me come.

Just wait a second.

That's what you want.

Get hard in my mouth.

Stop.

Stop, no, no.

Okay.

That's it.

Just gonna lie there?

You don't even try.

You don't even,

don't even want me to feel good.

There's something wrong with you.

That's my, that's my shirt.

Don't call me.

Don't text me.

Check out this sweater.

No, just leave it.

I'm trying to watch something, Mom, please.

Come on.

Please.

Please, Jacky.

Take off your shirt.

Okay.

Wow.

You look so handsome.

Really handsome.

You like it?

Come on.

Come on.

The parents are concerned

about inappropriate content,

so we're taking a closer look.

But what about a dog on building ledge.

Scary scene here on building.

Hello.

I'm Chandra, your friendly owner

of your neighborhood pet store on Delancey Street.

I'll take both.

- Really? - Yeah.

Two of them.

All right.

Hey, can I stand here?

Yeah, sure.

What's this?

Oh, just fish tanks.

I'm just washing 'em off, I work in there.

Pet store.

Uh, the pet shop?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I saw this place on TV.

My boss.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

He's fucking nuts.

Yeah.

What's with the suit?

What, this?

You got pins and chalk all over it.

I mean, yeah.

Well, you don't have a shirt either?

You kinda look like a crazy Dominican guy

or something.

I'm not Dominican.

Sorry, I'm just fucking with you.

It's the accent, I guess.

Uh-huh.

This shit's nice though.

I'm Alejandro.

Jack.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, I gotta go.

What the hell?

The fuck?

Stop.

Stop.

Fuck them.

Listen, man,

I'm in a bit of a tight situation, yeah?

If you can talk to your boss for me?

I guess.

Yeah, I, I could talk to him.

I mean, there's not much to working here,

but why do you wanna work here?

'Cause it'd be fun to work together.

- Jack? - Yeah.

I really got to go, man, I'm sorry.

I come back tomorrow.

Okay.

Put that fucking dog down.

This is your fucking job.

Isn't that right?

So, now , I'm paying you to splash water and socialize?

I'm almost finished.

Uh, come on in.

Don't overdo it.

I see you're buying him clothes.

Come on, kind of embarrassing for him.

Don't you think?

What do you mean?

Uh, it's just very nice,but a little ridiculous.

I don't understand.

What do you mean by don't overdo it?

Did I do something wrong?

Just get out of his way.

He's 20 years old.

I just don't think you should be shopping for him,

that's all.

I came in here to say something to you,

um, and I don't remember because we're,

we're talking about something else.

He's just old enough to figure his shit out.

Am I missing something?

What's wrong with you?

Just worried about him.

I don't know whether he's depressed or just lazy.

He's figuring it out.

He's working at least.

Talk to him if you're worried.

Okay.

I will.

Hey.

I love you.

You ready?

Yes.

I haven't really, um,like looked at it yet.

It's okay.

We can do it together here.

Um, did you read chapter 27?

I skimmed it. Okay.

This isn't too hard.

Jack, are you just gonna like stand there?

No, I'm...

- Give me your shirt. - Okay.

Uh, I listened to your set.

I like it.

- Yeah? - Hmm.

That makes me happy.

Would it make you happy if I came and saw you play?

Yes.

I can sneak you in.

I, actually, I just got an ID.

Let's see it.

Can I kiss you?

No.

But, seriously, you should come.

Hey.

Jack.

Hey.

Nice to meet you.

How's it going?

Whoa.

Hey. Jack. What's up?

104.3, The Boneyard.

Playing your favorites and giving out cold,

hard cash all summer long.

Call now for your chance to win big.

You are in the commercial-free afternoon mega mix.

Hello.

Who's calling?

- Alejandro. - Well, you're the 43rd caller.

This the radio.

All right, I'm putting you on the air.

If you answer this question right, you're gonna win $1,500.

Fuck you.

- Fuck. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can't curse on the radio, buddy.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

All right, you ready?I'm gonna put you through.

Yeah, come on.

Okay.

Now, I'm here on the line with Alejandro.

Where you calling from?

Uh, I'm, I'm from Mexico,

but I'm, I'm in The Bronx right now.

Okay, big shout out to Mexico.

All right, Alejandro.

Living in the BX.

You got a job?

If so, you might wanna call in sick this week

'cause if you get this question right,

it could be your big payday.

Yeah, yeah, let's go on with the question, come on.

Okay, so, what is then a me of the British pop duo

who released a song in April of 1984,

that would become a club hit,entitled "West End Girls"?

What, really?

It's the Pet Shop Boys.

Way to go, Alejandro, from the BX.

You are right, and now you are $1,500 richer, buddy.

Thank you, thank you,thank you, thank you.

- What's up? - Get in.

- Whose car is this? - It's mine.

Get in.

I won some money on the radio.

I heard.

Let's go.

Yo, can you check where the station is?

Yeah, what, they didn't tell you when you won?

I didn't hear it, I don't know.