Hiding Out

No, no, no.

You don't like the Bruins because you don't understand the Bruins.

You wanna watch people skate on ice?

You watch Tai and Randy. You want hockey?

You wanna see guys messing each other up with sticks.

That's what people pay to see, primal shit.

That's not hockey, that's violence.

When the game's played right, it's about movement, just like dance.

What are you, Bambi? We live in a jungle.

We gotta have outlets for our aggression.

Look, I don't wanna argue with you this morning, okay?

Hey, Bill, loosen up the sphincter, huh?

You're all bottled up.

- Morning, Andrew. - How you doing, Joey?

Hang in there, Joe.

Yeah, we're creative, but I gotta tell you,

word's already out on the street it's too late.

That one I got 1291 / 2.

Donny. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold on! You think I'm an octopus?

I only got two hands here.

Hold on.

Lunch would be good.

No, wait, not this week, though.

Marty, you want security? I'll get you a blanket.

You want big bucks? You're gonna have to trust me.

Yeah. No, I wouldn't touch it.

What they all do and not do?

Mary. Yes. Can you get me...

Yeah.

Don't trust that guy. He's a Harvard asshole.

Yeah, I gotta get back to this. Okay.

Hold on.

Yeah. No, no...

This is getting very weird.

Jesus Christ!

Point that thing the other way!

- What has gotten into you? - It's not safe, Andrew.

I just got it off the news wire.

They're delaying the trial another 30 days.

If we have to wait that long, forget it.

- We're dead meat. - Come on.

What do you think Kapados is gonna do? Is he gonna kill us? Come on!

He's a businessman. It's just business.

That's what we thought when we took his bullshit bonds.

You don't pass off that much in counterfeit paper on your own.

I'm telling you, we were chumped.

He had us laundering money for the mob.

Bill, Bill... Okay, go make some money.

You'll feel better, okay? That's what I'm gonna do.

Now, please, hide that thing before you blow your balls off.

If you wanna testify against Kapados, fine.

- Not me. - What is the big deal?

You stick your hand on a Bible,

you swear to tell the truth, they find the bastard guilty.

And they find us incompetent

for having done business with him in the first place.

Look, my Uncle Fred's got a dealership in Springfield.

I'm gonna be selling used Pintos, man.

Yo, Morenski, back me up here.

Tell him, man.

Bill, Bill, this whole thing's gonna blow over.

And meanwhile, the three of us can get back to what's important in life.

Forget it.

- Andrew. Andrew. - What?

You see this curly one at the bar?

The one in the green? She's been checking you out.

Do you know her? What's her name?

She trades for First Boston.

Yeah. Janie... something.

Irish.

Listen, I heard Eddie Deckler on the phone today.

He's working a leverage buyout: American Drainpipe.

- that's more money down the drain. - Not if you get in today.

This won't be on the street for five or six weeks.

What's her last name, guys? Janie McSomething.

Closed out today at 45 / 8.

The day this hits, it's gonna go right through the roof.

If it goes through the roof, the roof leaks,

you're gonna need a new drainpipe.

Rooney. Janie Rooney. There you go.

Drainpipe. American Drainpipe.

But keep it under your hat, huh?

Let's go, guys. Tokyo market's just waking up.

We gotta fire up the modem.

Listen, Ahern, I think... I think I'm gonna stay here a little while.

But could you do me a favor and make sure Quick Draw here gets home in one piece?

Am I the only one here that sees reality?

- We're screwed. - Andrew sees reality.

It never stopped him from trying.

Go for it, Tiger.

Come on, Wyatt Earp, we're history.

So I'm a little on edge.

A little?

Look at that. We're gonna have to swim home.

Hey, yo! Taxi! Cab!

Hey! Hey! Yo!

Hey, you can't park your car over there!

You need a ticket!

Did you hear me? Don't you see the sign?

- You need a ticket! - Back off!

- I said back off. - Mr. Morenski?

What?

Agent Pratt, FBI.

- This is my associate, Agent Bakey. - FBI?

Why don't we go back upstairs and pack you a suitcase.

A suitcase? What are you talking about?

It's for your own protection.

Come on.

Ahern.

Ahern, what the hell's going on here?

- Morenski! - What happened?

Where's Bill? Where's Rodriguez, Ahern?

Will someone please tell me what's going on here?

What took place at Yasgur's farm?

Guys...

I gotta use the phone.

I swear to God, I won't tell my clients where I am.

But it's been two weeks.

The other brokers are gonna be stealing them away from me.

You're stalling again. Can you believe this?

Every question it's the same thing with you!

Give me a break! I'm tired, okay?

Yasgur's farm, Andrew. What happened?

We've covered the same territory over and over.

We're not getting anyplace like this.

Now let's have it. What happened?

- A farm, right? - Right.

Okay...

Does it have anything to do with Charlie Manson?

The category is Entertainment.

Okay, guys, I'm not stalling now.

I'm quitting. That's it.

Got a bad case of the trivia DTs.

Yasgur's farm.

Andrew, it's where they held Woodstock.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm going out to mail a birthday card to my grandma.

Is that okay with you?

Any of you guys got a stamp?

Sorry, pal. No way. We can't let you out.

I don't believe this! Kapados is the criminal!

He's out on bail!

I'm stuck here like some kind of axe murderer!

Where do you guys have Ahern?

Does he have the same kind of deluxe accommodations?

You want luxury or you wanna be kept alive?

Give me a day to think about that.

Listen, it's nothing personal, guys, but I gotta get some fresh air.

No, you're not going out, and you're not making any calls.

Come on!

Hell, I could use some real food.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

No.

Morrill specifically said...

Morrill's nads have been tied to a desk for 20 years.

I know the street.

This hour of the day, buried this deep,

I'm with Richie Rich.

Let's go.

Hey, hey, hold up, hold up.

No calls, all right?

That's something that we can't be flexible about.

This book is just my clients.

You know, it's my people.

If I don't have it with me, I get tense, okay?

Ain't that cute? It's like his little teddy bear.

You guys have no idea how hard it is

for a broker to line up quality clientele.

- Quality clientele? - Quality clientele?

Like Kapados?

Morenski, just go for the pancakes.

Go for something. We don't got all day.

The waffles.

It says here that they're golden brown.

Is that really true?

Okay, I'll have the number 5 waffle breakfast

with the bacon extra well done.

How about a nice glass of milk?

That they can make golden brown.

No, actually. I'd like a Scotch, please.

Do her straight up. Thank you.

Baby doll, it's 6 in the morning.

Then make it a double, please.

Let's see some I.D.

I don't believe this.

Let me show you mine, huh?

Figures.

You don't identify yourself,

not to anybody, not anywhere, period.

I don't know if you're aware of this, but once you testify,

they're probably gonna get you relocated.

It's Uncle Sam's way of keeping you alive after you've spilled the beans.

You get a new name, you get a new town,

you get a new everything.

Yeah, a lot of guys end up living in national parks.

They become forest rangers.

Trust me, you'll love it.

Bakey, I already got a name, okay?