Made in Heaven

Namaste.

Namaste.

I'm Borunda's son. We haven't met before.

Borunda?

Is this the first time you're gate-crashing a funeral?

Oh! I'm so sorry!

I...

My father always said that...

the success of any funeral

is measured by the number of people who gate-crash it.

I'm really sorry about your father.

There's another prayer meeting happening a little further down.

Okay. Thank you.

And if you want to find me...

I'll be here till about 5:00 p.m.

Bijoy Chatterjee.

I prefer this.

Done!

I get it...

intimate, elegant and special.

Yeah, and I'll mail you a list of all that I want catered

and from where.

-Done. -You're not serious, huh?

She's the bride, it has to be a day of her favourite things.

I mean... But can I at least order the alcohol?

We're only serving champagne and the five Noble Grapes, that's it.

No way!

What are noble grapes? I mean...

I mean, who gets married without scotch?

Look, let's not forget, I'm the groom here.

Don't I have any say in it?

And I'm the bride, and let's not argue in front of her.

Okay, but you know for the next 50 years you're going to choose!

Lovely! So, champagne it is

and the red wines of Bordeaux.

And...

I have an idea.

They couldn't have found a smaller lane for the wedding.

What a beautiful place!

Beautiful? You find this dirt beautiful?

Oh, please.

Very good idea.

And we'll cover it from here.

So, for cloth, we can get a Rajasthani fabric.

Yeah, as long as it goes with the haveli.

I love it.

That's it. Okay.

Yeah, around ten feet.

Where do you guys manage to find such places from?

Sir, we have a treasure chest filled with such ruins!

Don't worry. All will be well.

Unless this whole thing decides to fall on our heads.

Bijoy!

They know what they are doing.

I'm sorry, but...

you don't look very happy.

-Oh! -If you don't like it, we can change it.

-No, it's fine! -No, really. There's no formality.

Anything you want. We're in service of the bride.

Get my kids to attend.

They aren't coming?

No.

No, we're not getting involved, please.

Hi! Uh... sorry!

So sorry, I'm late.

That's Gayatri's daughter, Siya.

-Hi. -And her son, Rahul.

-Hello. -Hi.

This needs to be quick.

I have to drive to Mussoorie, my daughter is alone.

-Okay. -Well...

your mother's very sad you won't be present at her wedding.

She doesn't know I'm speaking to you, and--

Do you know how long they've been carrying on?

What should we call this? "Dating?"

One year.

Do you really think she should be marrying him?

That's not really our business and

with all due respect, it's not yours either.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry, he didn't mean that.

I know this may have come as a shock to you

but they are so happy!

Of course, he's happy!

He's marrying Gayatri Mathur, for God's sake!

She's very well respected in her field. She founded the New Era schools.

How's this going to look?

Ma'am, we're on the outside and to us it looks really sweet.

Really?

What about the family?

Listen, as long as the kids support her, everybody will.

She's too old!

And it's embarrassing.

She can just...

see him privately if she wants, right?

What's your salary?

-I'm an accountant at ONGC. -I know that--

Why do you need to interrogate him like this?

I've known Ranjan since childhood.

You can't live on love and fresh air.

You should be aware of how much your husband is earning.

I--

Auntie...

Ma... I'll keep her happy.

She'll live in this colony, close to you.

-She'll take care of you-- -Exactly!

She'll spend her whole life in this gutter.

I thought you were smarter than this.

I will only marry Ranjan.

You've made up your mind, right?

Then what do you want me to say? Go ahead, marry him.

But I won't attend the wedding.

It's going to be a miserable wedding.

Her kids are such fuckers!

Surely there's something we can do?

Oh man!

You know, for once, I just want us to do our job.

Design. Venue. Catering.

Oh good, you're both here.

What's up, Shibani? I'm a little hectic with--

I need to talk to you. Both of you.

Look... I need to get paid more.

This city is bloody expensive and I have responsibilities.

I just... it's... it's difficult to struggle every month!

You have every right to ask.

I mean, we've not given you your bonus last year, so...

-We can give her that for now. -No.

Look, this is not about the bonus.

This is really about what I'm worth!

You're really important to the company, Shibani. You know that.

We are in debt right now.

Look, just give us till the end of this year

-and I promise-- -Karan!

You had said that last year.

And then whatever we made has gone into this fancy ass office.

I mean, then how can we afford this?

Listen... clients need this, okay?

Now, you're a production person.

I do not expect you to understand sales, but--

I see.

What? We've just started getting the big league weddings!

Give it some time!

I don't have all the time in the world.

Till then, the bonus can take care of any urgent expenses.

That isn't really a permanent solution.

You just, you have to figure this out. I can't go on like this.

It's all booked, it's all done.

Should we really go through with this?

You don't know how difficult this has been to wrangle.

I mean, you always say I never spend the night.

-Don't backtrack now. -No. Who's backtracking?

Good morning!

-Good morning! -Morning.

Looking bright!

Thank you.

I believe you're going to Jaipur.

Yeah.

The Italian team are meeting with some buyers

so I thought I should be there as well.

-I'll be back Sunday. -Okay.

You didn't even tell me you were going.

I'm sorry, babe. It's all so last minute.

-This means I'll miss Mira's birthday. -Don't worry about it.

-I'm so sorry. -It's okay.

These are the moments you must milk, Tara.

Guilt can be very profitable.

Fancy cocktails at Olive.

And everyone has to come...

as an historical figure.

What?

You don't like it.

-It was my idea! -Yeah, obviously.

You had a zoo party for your 21st birthday.

Yes, I was Miss Piggy and it was fab!

-You dressed as a pig for your birthday? -Yeah!

And Karan came as a horse.

Come on, Karan! Come on, you have to do it!

Of course I'll do it! It's your wedding!

Okay, thank you.

-Oh! Cocktails! -Come!

Can you believe that I am getting married?

I know, your family must be thrilled.

Wait till you meet him, you will be shocked.

Oh, yeah? Why?

Because he's marrying me!

Daddy thinks the only thing wrong with him

is that he likes me.

And what does your fiancé think of your "historical" idea?

He likes everything I say!

-Touch wood! -I know, really!

Govind!

-Hi, baby! -Hi, baby!

-How are you? -I'm good! How are you?

This is Karan, our wedding planner, and that's Jazz.

-Hi. -Hi.

Karan...

tell him what you think of my idea.

Yeah... it could be fun.

She wants to do a historical theme...

testament to your past and...