Panda Plan (熊猫计划)

International news:

Two pandas named "Yuanyuan" and "Manman",

They were transferred to Noah's Zoo. located in the Noah Islands three years ago,

They recently gave birth to a baby panda.

According to statistics issued by Alliance platform for global broadcasting

I have an extraordinary little panda Now over 700 million followers.

In the past, we've seen pink pandas

A brown panda and a panda without black fur on the back.

All of these are very rare heirlooms Genetic is uncommon

A panda with two black eyes of different sizes

Very rare in the history of animal genetics.

This little panda is unique .of its kind in history

We're making progress, sir.

We can buy it.

truly?

They are just asking an inflated price.

Just pay them.

Don't you think about it first?

Regardless of the cost,

I will pay.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

As required,

The goods will be delivered to you .on time

Good! Stop filming!

you guys?

Are you okay? Yes

Well done, guys

Hey, take those wires down.

Don't let her falter.

..that's really it

original!

1 against 30 people.

This is wild!

Let's go! Applaud for Jackie!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

All sections! Come on, hurry up...

In re-shooting location They filmed this again.

Filming this again?

We've done it many times. to stop.

Let's take a break!

The CEO will buy us Milk tea!

This is unbelievable!

I single-handedly defeated an entire mortal squad?

Am I a superhero?

It's a commercial film. It should be entertaining,

-Isn't that? - Yes, yes, yes.

You are so smart and wonderful!

.I will play a romantic role in the next movie

amazing!

Boss, I just wrote the "Love" trilogy.

Part One, “Love Under a Rain of Bullets.”

-It looks like an action movie again. Part two...

Sorry. It's a short circuit.

What is the title of the second part?

Part Two.

"Love in the pool of blood"

If so, What is the title of the third part?

love..."

"Love in whatever."

Let's sign this trilogy contract.

Don't you know the rules? You must know her, right?

Who are you to ask for a break?

If I don't ask for a break, what will I ask for?

Filming finished today? What's next on my schedule?

International Arctic Competition ...for all-star golf

They invited you for the opening

I'm not going to the golf tournament.

Good.

An invitation from Mr. Stallone.

To attend the new house party At his place of residence

no. Send him flowers instead.

Good.

The first ice festival in ..South Africa “your request”

To cut the ribbon at the opening ceremony.

Ice festival in South Africa?

Maybe it's man-made ice.

Of course not, if it was made by man.

Good.

Ocean Film Festival in Somalia invites you to attend its opening...

Somalia"?

Let's get past that. .Seems a little dangerous

Noah's Zoo invites you to adopt a panda.

Panda?

this.

So it's him?

The largest star animal in the world.

-It's so beautiful! -Are you going?

Oh my God!

Sorry.

He's really cute.

"Kung Fu Star (Jackie) Pandaman"

"Jackie adopts a panda."

"Jackie announces adoption of a panda."

Welcome distinguished guests.

- Hello. Welcome to Noah's Zoo!

Thanks.

I'm the manager here. I'm Peter.

You can call me Old Bay.

-Can you speak Chinese? We have a lot of Chinese tourists.

This is Anastasia, my assistant.

- This car is here. -Is this your car?

- Yes. From this direction.

Thanks.

"Noah's Zoo"

Look, your fans.

From this direction.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Look here!

Thanks.

-You can't eat this. -Why?

It's too sweet. Your blood sugar level!

But why did you buy two? Because the second one is half the price.

Hey, you can't eat that either. It's full of fat!

my lord.

Hot dogs, please

Come on, come on, come on.

I took a bite out of this!

|| Panda Plan ||

Hello, Amy.

- Hello, Tony. -You are beautiful today.

Hello, Sherry. - Hello, Tony.

You are beautiful in uniform.

Make room for the robot. Make room for the robot.

Hello, Tony.

I'm working. Please step aside.

I'm working.

Hello, Chuchu.

You look beautiful today.

No, you're not talking to me again.

Your meal has arrived.

You big baby.

Get down, you big baby!

If you don't want it, I'll drink it.

Can you come down to save face?

You big baby!

Drink and I'll leave.

Get down, you big kid

Good.

You have to make me work Late, aren't you?

Welcome.

Can I have ice cream please?

naturally.

Did you see Jackie today?

Yes.

Are his bowed legs clearly visible? - Yes, very clear!

What about his nose?

big! I'll tell you something.

His nose covers half of his face.

I missed a lot.

I didn't see him today. Thanks.

Mr. Jia.

Are these your remains?

It's so stinky.

You never pay. Don't ask for that much.

By the way, I can't afford it ..looking at you as if you were...

You have never seen the world before.

What if he was a star?

What are you looking at?

Don't think I'm just an ice cream seller.

I'll tell you something.

I used to work in Hollywood.

I sell ice cream.

There were a lot of stars.

Keanu Reeves, Tom...

Tom...

And Jerry.

We know each other well. Am I bragging? I take this with open arms. truly.

- Hello. This nose also covers half of his face.

Ice cream please.

Welcome.

- (Jackie Chan). - (Jackie)!

It's Jerry, not Jackie.

Jerry is an American mouse.

Jackie is Jackie Chan.

He's from Hong Kong.

!

It's really Jackie!

Oh my God! (Jackie Chan)! Boss! (Jackie Chan)!

Take a picture.

Boss! Can we take a picture?

Take a picture.

Go get the phone

Hello -Can I sit here too?

- Yes, please. -Thank you.

Mr. Jia is a very arrogant man.

I can't finish this. Let me give you some

no. I eat ice cream here every day.

- Really? - Yes, there is no need.

-I am the panda nanny, Su Xiaozhou. - Panda nanny?

I'm here to adopt... -I know. I know that.

I've watched the news.

Can I ask you? A few personal questions?

no.

I'm just kidding. Ask.

How rich are you?

Next question.

How many friends did you have?