Rag Tale

Can't see the sun no more but that don't mean I'm cheering

My bodies heating up and naughty's what I'm feeling.

If I don't get up out of here I just

might lose my head in here

Rather take myself somewhere I gotta burn it off

Live and breathe

It's about to get hot

I'm feelin' that

It's about to get hot

So keep your eyes on your man cause

it's good he's feeling bad

All the seed is crazy and I like it on me

It's about to get hot

It's about to get hot.

Excuse me.

I want to cast it on I wanna be contagious.

Excuse me.

Everyone's feeling it so hot it could be dangerous

All my people are up in here were gonna

lose our head in here.

Good morning Mrs. Morton.

Oh hello you.

How are you?

I'm alright, how are you?

Pretty good, how was your weekend?

Yeah it was great actually.

What are you doing showing away the going on march?

Stretchyly, you know.

Oh I had to get the

plan book by car.

The gun was here, yeah.

We need to go to that shack.

Talk to Luke Forey again.

Yeah.

It's 140 dollars, no pounds.

That's American.

140 pounds.

140 pounds.

I just cannot stand searching for parking space.

It's,

very, very boring.

It is, yeah.

Stick up, it's the third time.

Start parking closer to our train.

Then I have to wait for hours and hours

for him to show up.

And I like parking in the road.

You could just park wherever you want.

That's so true.

Hello, you.

All my people up in here we're gonna lose our head in here

Top to bottom everywhere we're gonna burn it up oh yeah

It's about to get hot

I feel it

It's about to get hot

So keep your eyes on your man cause it's good

he's feeling bad

All this seems crazy and I like it on me

I feel it

Breathe in breathe out.

Debsie?

Yeah.

Thank you gorgeous.

All you slack offs, back to your desk.

Fuck off.

You in?

What do you think?

Debs.

Good morning.

I need the agenda for the meeting.

Okay.

Dump Josh yet?

Oh good, having to battle already.

You do know,

that all rugby players are gay don't you?

Yes, that's exactly why

I'm going out with him, well done.

Well good luck.

Good observation.

Okay.

Print the emails will you?

Yes.

All of these are the emails.

Breathe in breathe out

It's about to get hot.

I give up on this Giddion Hoffman business

with the cambly.

You know these American casino's are running,

gonna play ball with Gordon Brown.

And what is the concessionary tax?

Nothing, it's not original and that one.

Felix?

Felix are you responsible for that splash?

That's the most boring one we've had all year.

What do you mean boring?

I got a head like a pigs ass.

Morning.

Morning Sunny.

An Emperor and a graveyard.

There will be a bottom, I'm not gonna put it

in the graveyard pages, the sun.

And not you as well.

Oh for god sake.

That is the dullest head man I've ever seen in my life.

I'm dealing with the most important election

for the last 50 years.

You're dealing with the most boring election

for 40 years and you're making it more boring.

It's about what's inside, it's not about the headline.

The crews wants to claim Everest in a drawer.

Election headline.

Come on now there, that's political.

A nights of lust with Gary.

My night of lust.

Various night of lust, yes.

So fucking trivial, Cormac, you know that?

Alright, can we go now?

Nearly 11.

Disfrivalist pricks.

Disappointment, Felix.

What's a disappointment?

Too close to call.

Scottish twat.

Was it you who wrote that?

Put this my little bit on the front.

Really boring, Felix.

To close to call.

Debs.

Put me through to Eddy.

I'll put him through for you, one moment.

Eddy,

Editor in Chief's on the line, I'm gonna put him through.

Yeah we'll take a message,

No I think he'll want to take this call.

No you need to take the call.

No, I'm in a real rush.

You need to, here.

Let me do that.

Okay well you distribute all those will you?

Fuck.

I haven't got time for this.

- Eddy? - Richard.

How are ya?

I'm well, thank you.

How are things?

Good.

What's zenning you today?

Well it's all the election stuff which I'm not

looking forward to.

I'm so bored with this election.

I think we all are.

It just doesn't sell newspapers, does it?

No but Peter's got this wonderful idea of

putting a picture of Bush on the bottom of a bikini.

Good, that'll be good.

The stars and stripes on a nice pair of breasts, huh?

I suppose so, anything to spice it up a bit.

Listen.

What can I do for you?

I've got something of

a personal nature I want to talk to you about.

Well?

Are you sitting down?

I am now.

Good.

Eddy repeat after me would you?

Screwing the chairman's wife is not part of

my job description.

You got that?

Sorry

I can't hear anything.

Is this a joke?

No, no, it's not a joke, Eddy.

Repeat after me.

Screwing the chairman's wife.

Come on.

Screwing the chairman's wife.

I don't understand, what, what, I don't understand.

Eddy,

we're both speaking English here aren't we?

Screwing the chairman's wife is not part of

my job description.

Are you still there?

Screwing the chairman's wife.

Screwing the chairman's wife.

Is not part of my job description.

Is not part of my job description.

Thank you.

You know,

frankly,

I'm very hurt by the betrayal.

I mean,

you know what do you think MJ is?

Do you think she's a company perk?

Now I'm just gonna think about this.

And then I'm going to decide what to do.

And I suggest you think long and hard about it too.

Alright?

I'll talk to you later.

Fuck.