The Quiz Show Scandal AKA Quiz King / Kwijeu Wang (퀴즈왕)

What does this mean?

What modern-day island did Columbus really land on?

How would I know that? I wasn't there with him!

Bahamas!

The phrase "eat shit" became profanity after this event in the 1960s.

Hey!

Just don't.

Don't do questions like that.

Eat shit?

What did you just say to me?

Then "eat shit" was a compliment in the '50s?

Middle-class mothers who would do anything for their children?

My mom walked out on us.

- President LEE Myung-bak... - Come on...

Don't go there either.

You'll get in trouble!

They'll screw you over if they find out.

You'll get in big trouble!

What is the last word of the National Anthem?

The answer is Korea.

THE QUIZ SHOW SCANDAL

Mr. KIM.

I have all the documents here.

These numbers didn'tjust magically appear.

These really are your books.

Look.

The money I circled, right here.

Just tell me which account it's in.

You owe all this money.

You have no clue at all.

Why do I owe it?

I earned it with my sweat and blood!

Why should I give it away?

Mr. Kim.

My associate and I...

We really are the bad guys.

If you don't give us a good answer,

we take away your soul.

Will you sell your soul for pocket change?

You trying to be Pavarotti?

It's Faust.

All right.

I usually count to three.

But just for you,

I'm gonna count to four.

Here we go.

One!

What the hell was that?

He wouldn't have talked.

You idiot!

How the hell do you know that?

So you just shoot him?

You can see it in his eyes!

He won't talk, even if you count to four.

But still...

We said we'd count to four, so then we count to four!

It doesn't take that long!

It's a waste of time!

But it's my time wasted, not yours!

And where'd you get the bullet?

The gun was only for show!

I never said to kill him!

What are we? Hit men?

We're just collectors!

So why did you kill him, you cheeky fuck?!

He's alive.

Look closely.

Is that alive?

Just look at all the blood.

This is a dead guy!

How the hell would we bring him back to life?

You're fucking cruel.

How could you just kill him like that?

Is money that important to you?

Even if...

Even if he didn't answer.

That doesn't make murder okay!

How many times do we have to go over this?

I swear, you need some anger management classes.

I'm calling from Daedong Bank...

Then what was your next plan?

- Who do you think I am, huh? - No annual fees and low interest...

They're bound to talk between 3 and 3 and a half!

Would you like to sign up?

Sir?

- Be completely honest. - Crazy son of a bitch.

Were you gonna talk before he got to four?

What are you asking the dead guy for?!

You already killed him!

Don't go torturing him, you heartless bastard!

He's still alive!

Hey, moron!

Open your goddamn eyes. Does he look alive to you?

Does he look "alive and well"?!

This is a dead man!

If he comes back to life, then he'd be Jesus himself!

Quickly.

Clean this up and come outside, quick.

I'm still shaking!

- Scary mother fucker. - Damn it.

Sir?

Two of the questions were wrong.

There were two?

Number four doesn't even make sense.

And question fifteen...

I know you'll tell me the answer is C,

but all of the answers are wrong.

Spring is in full bloom now.

I already put away all our winter clothes yesterday.

And I already aired out your Spring clothes, Mom.

We should get you some new clothes.

All this lack of exercise, you gained a few pounds.

Almost forgot...

Dad made breakfast today.

I almost missed class because of it.

He tried to make soup,

but I swear, it was so thick!

I thought it was some kind of glue!

Hey!

It's not like she'll answer you, so stop yapping away.

SEOUL

I know you're smart, all right?

- You were a gifted child. - I'm still alive...

You have impeccable photographic memory.

You get one hint and you come up with the whole answer sheet.

Why are you telling me all this?

I'm telling you that I already know,

so shut up, quit showing off, and just do your job!

- Where am I? - Hey.

Come on.

You've been doing this shit for three years now.

This is as far as your luck will go!

So please...

Stop getting into trouble and just keep saving up until...

Can you at least pretend to be listening to me?

Who the hell am I talking to, huh?

Rude bastard.

It was devastating at first.

UNITED AGAINST DEPRESSION! I couldn't go near the porch.

WE'RE NOT DEPRESSED. WE'RE JUST LESS EXCITED. I couldn't go near the porch.

WE'RE NOT DEPRESSED. WE'RE JUST LESS EXCITED.

I couldn't even go near the road.

Or take the subway.

I didn't know when I'd jump in.

I was terrified.

This kind of pain...

I can't even talk about it with anyone I know.

They'll just say that I'm being whiny.

I snuck around to get treatment.

I didn't want rumors spreading at work.

I never joined them for happy hour.

This depression we're all going through,

it's a frightening disease.

Depression is a trend...

Some crazy people may tell you that.

But it isn't.

People just couldn't show it.

It's been poisoning mankind for centuries.

Our next testimony is from...

The ID is "ShootMePlz".

Not exactly positive, is it?

- "ShootMePlz"? - Excuse me.

- I wasn't finished. - Oh, you weren't?

You would've noticed if you were listening to me.

I was cut off.

Are you trying to ignore me?

Pardon me? No, I wasn't...

You think I'm some kind of retard.

I'll kick your ass, bitch.

- What? - Bring it!

What the hell?

You wanna go there?

- You bastard! - Calm down!

I don't remember making you president!

What's your ID, asshole!?

Goddamn it.

I have depression too!

You think I'm here because I have measles?!

What's your ID, asshole?! Tell me your real name, bitch!

Yeah, I'm on my way.

The club president is dropping me off.

Nonsense. Where else would I go?

Okay. See you soon.

Yes, I heard you. Bye.

We're going so slow. This is the freeway...

You're something special, Yeo-na.

People with depression usually aren't in a hurry.

Most people become lethargic and unambitious.

- But you're quite... - The Mrs. isn't back yet?

Where's that seat belt...

Only time will tell. Memories overshadowing me.

If only I could...

I can't get back to me again.

How much did you take?

I just went to collect my chips.

Spill it while I'm asking nicely.

How much did you take and what's left?

Last week it was... Six... Seventy... Or twenty...

You want me to kill you, don't you?

You may as well just play the lottery instead!