Rabbit Without Ears and Two-Eared Chick

Damn! Which one was it?

They all look the same.

Ah, there you are my little honey suppliers!

Bingo!

Surprise!

Dude, You're so annoying! Go make yourself invisible!

Can't you even chase me? Just once? Please!

Go away, I've got work to do!

Just for fun.

You must have run out of the carrots in your bed!

Hey, you're so embarrassing!

If the others see me with you!

There is no one there!

It's really easy! Hop!

- You got me! - Go away! You're disgusting!

- You caught me! - What's going on here?

Uh, hello, guys! It's not what it looks like.

Yes, the fox caught me. It was a dangerous hunt.

He jumped into my arms!

Exactly! You know I want nothing to do with this, this…

Cuddly little rabbit?

Cuddly little rabbit! Pfff!

The fox chases only real rabbits! Rabbits with ears! Understood?

- That's it! Rabbits with long ears. - And rabbits with short ears.

And, uh, uh

Shut up! And rabbits with big ears.

And what's on your head?

Beautiful, cuddly, soft fur?

Cuddly fur. Exactly! There are no ears.

That's why I don't hunt you.

Well, maybe I don't have big ears…

but I can do everything, that a real rabbit can do.

And what is that?

I can run quickly from here to there…

- And from there to here. - Anyone can.

I can also dig quite deep holes.

- Cuckoo! - Hey, watch out!

And… what else can you do?

I can munch away a pile of carrots in no time.

Sorry.

And now comes the best trick.

Hide everyone!

So there is where you are hiding now.

And here I am.

Awesome, right? Something like that only works without ears.

Can I play now?

Slouch!

Real rabbits have ears! And you don't have any.

That's why you can disappear!

The fox is chasing us now!

- Ready to go, Foxy? - Uh, alright, right away.

Just where is it?

What are you looking for?

That's none of your business. And now get going! Hop home!

I say so long, farewell, and goodbye!

Hey, Foxy! Are you ready yet?

Boring!

Hey, I'm in the middle of work!

Stupid forest stump.

Oh, I hate bees!

Poked me a lot in the paw.

How mean.

Hellooo! Cute bunny here.

I have some time to play.

Anyone interested?

No one there.

As always, no mail for you.

No card, no letter, No registered mail,

No package, no telegram, No direct mail,

No advertisement, no contest, No greeting card. Nothing at all.

And now close the door, it's drafty.

You cuddly bunny sit here.

From there you can have a nice look out the window.

That's what you like so much.

So, one for you, one for me.

I'm making our favorite meal again today: carrots with carrots.

Yes, the good organic carrots, you know.

I'll be right back.

Who do we have here?

You're a sweet little caterpillar!

Do you like carrots too?

Then eat as much as you like, there is enough. Cheers!

Bon appetit, Honey.

Mmm, delicious!

Well, if this isn't going to be a great day with the two of us, what do you think?

Ok! Plan B!

Welcome!

Beautiful!

This is the information desk. How can I help you?

Hello? I am looking for a friend.

One for the day and night, and one that does not fall so quickly off a chair.

Uh, one moment, I'll connect you.

She knows someone who has a friend for me. Yippee!

Dating Agency "Friend and Partner"

- What can I do for you? - Uh, hello.

I am looking for a friend, one to play and cuddle with.

How should they look? Hair color?

- Uh, brown would be nice. - Size?

Like a big bunny, I would say.

Big bunny? Uh…

What should they be like?

In any case, they should have nice soft fur.

And run fast, jump high, dig holes…

and munch on carrots.

It sounds like you are looking for a rabbit.

Not necessarily.

In no case should he have ears.

I want a friend without ears.

So you are looking for a rabbit-sized, brown-haired friend without ears,

who likes to dig and eat carrots. Are you kidding me?

Oh no! I would just like…

Your bunny ears really need to be stretched!

But I have none. That's exactly the point.

I just want a friend.

Eh, still haven't caught anything? And you call yourself my son?

Slower than a snail!

Dad, you have to be fast.

That's what I'm saying! Get going, be snappy!

I'll try it, but in your time rabbits were also a lot dumber.

Nowadays there's television and, uh, the internet.

They are pretty smart, those rabbits.

What nonsense! Bunnies are stupid and have an overbite.

- And what do the fables say about us? - Yes, yes,

the sly cunning fox, I know, Papa.

Come on. And what does the sly cunning fox do?

Catch the fat, stupid bunnies?

Exactly! It's time to use force!

Go and catch one of those little rodents!

Come on, get a move on! Get going! Go now!

That constant croaking.

Attack!

Well? Did she find someone for me?

Hello?

These fools must think I'm stupid.

But this time it could be a friend.

Ha ha very funny.

I knew it, you sneaky bunch of rabbits!

Lame, you didn't know anything! We fooled you!

Man, you look stupid.

You can take the bell down.

No one is coming to visit you, no-ears.

Come on, guys, let's go!

Retreat! Cheers, no-ears.

Come on! There's my rabbit stew!

Foxy! We're much faster!

I'll have you soon!

Come here!

Oh, this is exhausting.

Oh, those nasty rabbits!

As usual, no mail for you. No card, no letter,

No registered mail, no package, No telegram, nothing!

And now close door, it's drafty!

Come on, Foxy, Are you already getting tired?

You will never get us!

Phew! I need to get back to doing endurance excercises again.

Hm? What is he doing with my egg?

Wow, it's alive!

One moment, I'll be right back!

Yes, please?

Tell me, can it be that you have an egg that strayed?

So white and egg-shaped?

Strayed? Eggs can't walk.

No matter. I am looking for a perfectly normal egg.

That belongs to me!

If you tell me where it is,

then I could imagine chasing you sometime.

Really?

Sure, of course! The others will be so surprised.

You're only saying that so that I may give you the egg.

Ha! So you got it!

There, back there is the egg. There it is!

What? Sneaky rabbits!

I just wanted to protect you.

Aren't you afraid?

Dangerous animals also hatch from eggs.

Snakes, crocodiles, dinosaurs and even monsters!

Oh, no! My lovely breakfast egg. But I can still get it.

Hello? Hello!

Papa, is that you?

Is that you? Is that you?

Who else would I be? Santa Claus?

Hello! So what's going on?

Where are you anyway?

On the hunt of course as you said.

I would like to have you here.

- I'm sitting here waiting for… - Papa!

I have to go, there's one running behind me.

Yes, a really fat one. Bye!

Do not look at me like that, telephone frog.

Go splash around.

Search: Dangerous animals that hatch from eggs.

Alligators, snakes, sharks.

Restrict search to your region.

There are no dangerous animals that hatch from eggs in your region.

Search: Animals that hatch from eggs and have ears.

No animals with ears hatch from eggs.

You have no ears! We're going to be the best of friends!

Do you want any? No?

The egg is now ready. Bon Appetit!

And next week it's about eggnogg…