22 Chaser

Subtitles by explosiveskull

22 to base.

22 to Base.

Oh, Lord. 22, I barely sat down.

What time do you get in?

Early.

Alright, go ahead.

Got a plate check on Queens Quays

Alfa, yellow, Echo, Sam 660.

OK, let me check.

It's not on the list. Hoist away.

Hoisted.

Because you're the early bird 22

you scored the waterfront property.

Hey, hey! Hold on!

- Hey! Hey! - Sir. Are you OK?

My shoulder is fucked up, but there was

- somebody on a bicycle. - Try not to move.

911, what's your emergency?

We got a truck that hit a bicycle

at Strong and Liberty. Can you hold on a second?

Ma'am, are you OK?

Hello!

Were you involved in the collision, Sir?

No, I'm a bylaw driver

with Jack Rabbit Towing.

Bylaw, are you calling this in?

Hi, Chaser. I'm on with 911.

No, no first on scene!

Save some for the dayshift, you greedy bitch!

Try waking up earlier, you lazy fuck!

Fucking, hillbilly.

Emergency services are on their way.

Can you stay on scene

and provide a statement?

Yeah, will do.

Buddy!

I've seen worse.

Listen, they're going to get you out.

We'll get you right side up,

and I'll tow you out of here!

What happened to the other guy?

He doesn't touch accidents.

Don't worry! I got you. You're going to be just fine.

What about the cyclist?

Is she OK?

The cyclist?

Sorry, man. It doesn't look good.

She's not moving!

- I'll walk, man. - Yeah, I know.

It happens that fast.

Man, that's the cops coming.

Hey, listen man. You seem like a good guy.

If you want, I could tell the cops

that I saw the whole fucking thing.

I was here the whole time, and that it was the cyclist's fault.

Would you do that for me?

Sure! I got to make sure

that it's worth my while.

You know what I mean?

It's just that fair is fair.

How much?

I'll get my machine.

That's how it's done.

Sir!

Hey, Sir!

I don't know who's at fault here but...

You didn't kill her.

Oh, thank God!

There is another driver here. He's a good friend of mine.

He works for the same company I do.

Jack Rabbit Towing.

Use him.

OK.

[indistinct talking on the radio]

Rise and grind, Jack Rabbits!

You want to get paid?

Respect your route

and keep these paychecks coming in.

Money is on the road.

I went to the base.

Bravo, Mike, Echo, Charlie 781.

On the list. Jack Rabbit 12. Hello?

- Go for 12. - Where are

my plate checks, boys? Is everyone on coffee breaks?

It's called a drive through, use it!

One two base, Charlie, Alpha, Quebec, Kilo, 359.

On the list.

You know, It's still slow out there, Constance.

Don't blame Connie if you're without a lead.

Good news! Jack Rabbit four bought Mama Timmy's.

Guess who gets the trade callers for the rest of the day.

It's business 101, people. Is anybody near Forest Hill?

Got a call in for a Mercedes.

Owner locked his keys in the car.

You can collect your car around the back.

Jack Rabbit Towing. We hop, to it!

12, Harbour Square.

15, minutes.

Who wants to take an engine boost at 12 Harbor?

I could use it, actually.

Yeah, you could use it.

One tow ate up your whole morning.

Well.

I had to stay on scene.

Cops wanted a statement.

Why did you call 911 in the first place?

That's what people do.

Hi!

Hi!

Wait, wait! Open! Open!

What does it taste like?

Tartar? Not a shred of meat.

How do you do that?

Little bit of this, little bit of that.

I'm trying an all veggy dinner tonight.

I thought we were going to grill something tonight.

Yeah.

We...

Are dry.

So, how did you get all this?

A foodbank.

We talked about this, OK?

- I know we did. - I was...

I'm serious.

You can't keep starting fights.

I'm always being a cock wipe.

Do you think I'm playing around?

I'm trying!

I'm trying.

What happened, Zack?

He wouldn't give me a turn on his bike.

He said I dress like a welfare case.

I'd give his bike bedbugs.

He said "poor people walked".

Hey!

I'll get you a bike.

I'll get you a bike. Your own bike for your birthday.

Your very own bike.

A welfare bike.

What do you have in mind?

Show it to me.

What!

That's a good looking bike.

I'm going to get you this bike for your birthday.

If...

You promise me

you stop getting into those fights.

You need to show me that...

That you're going to be a civilized little man.

- Promise? - I promise.

Zack! You know that you're named after

your grandfather, right?

That was my dad.

He was just a mechanic, but

he was the most civilized man in that town.

Everybody liked Zachary.

Do you want to know why?

He didn't use his fists.

He used his words.

He said: "Never wrestle with pigs".

You'll always end up dirty.

And pigs like it.

Why do the pigs like it?

I don't know, buddy.

Pigs are pigs.

- Hey! Bylaw! - Hey, Chaser!

You're not dragging your sack anymore.

Did Bissey finally buy you some new gear?

No, he wouldn't open his wallet for this thing.

I had to tool new mufflers from scraps.

Built new custom cold air intake, retimed her.

Saving on fuel. And getting like 20% extra horses.

Arts and freaking craft.

What's the story there?

Freaking owner want's it brought

to the dealership in Oakfield.

That's 200 for the outer city service charge.

One fifty for the mileage.

So I tell the moron that I'm going to need put it

on Dolly's. That's another 150 right there.

We're looking at an almost seven bills

before I take it to Jeano's

who's gonna give kickbacks on repairs.

And this is my forth wreck Of the shift.

- Dickhead! - How about you?

How much is that little minnow get ya?

About 65 bucks.

It makes more if it sits in the lock collecting impound fees.

At the diner, two vehicle collision.

We rendered a tractor trailer.

See what I mean?

I can't keep up with these crazy drivers

- crashing into each other. - Hi, Sitting Bull!

You're hiding behind treaty rights?

Ah! Fuck!

I need two trucks!

Stay gold, Jack Rabbit.