The Happy Camper

>> Waiter: Another order of avocado toast while we wait?

>> Dillon: No thank you.

My boyfriend should be here any minute.

Wait.

Can I ask you a question?

If a guy you've been seeing for a long time asks you out to

dinner but stands you up consistently, what would you do?

>> Waiter: Dump the guy.

Pick a new one.

>> Brandon: Hey!

Dillon!

>> Dillon: It's like the apocalypse in here.

What's happening?

>> Brandon: What?

>> Dillon: What is going on?

>> Brandon: Sorry.

Uh, yeah.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

So...

>> Dillon: Well, I waited for an hour and a half at the

restaurant.

That would've been a nice place to talk.

>> Brandon: Right.

Dinner.

Uh, I'm sorry.

It's just-- It's been one of those days.

>> Dillon: What is happening?

>> Brandon: Listen.

I want you to know that everything I'm doing here and,

um, I'm about to do is for us.

>> Dillon: You're shredding documents for us?

>> Brandon: Exactly.

>> Dillon: I have so many questions right now.

Please tell me WooWoo's not shutting down.

>> Brandon: No, no, no. Of course not.

I'm just pushing that pause button for a second.

I gotta go find some Class B funding.

>> Dillon: Class B?

What happened to Class A?

>> Brandon: Peter Bright decided to pull the plug this

morning.

>> Dillon: Our angel investor?

>> Brandon: Not so angelic anymore.

More like the horn and tail guy now.

He said the WooWoo wasn't scaling fast enough for his

taste.

I don't know.

>> Dillon: Well, did you pitch him all my ideas on how to

generate more leads?

>> Brandon: Uh.

He was yelling a lot, so I didn't really get a chance.

>> Dillon: Brandon.

I didn't even know we were having money problems.

>> Brandon: I didn't want you to worry.

Besides, I already have some meetings lined up with new money

back east.

I'm gonna pitch them my new marketing handle.

>> Dillon: What new marketing handle?

>> Brandon: Okay, listen.

Your idea, it's great.

It's just not really working anymore.

The art to your heart thing.

I came up with this.

>> Dillon: The app to your lap?

What's wrong with it?

Okay, well, I'm going to hop on a plane as soon as I vacate this

building and get rid of literally any trace that I was

even here, so--

>> Dillon: Including firing everyone?

>> Brandon: Mm-mm.

Don't say the F word.

A leave of absence is a much nicer term.

What?

This happens to startups all the time.

It's fine.

It doesn't even matter because it's only temporary.

What is that they say?

When you shoot for the moon and you miss,

it only makes you stronger.

>> Dillon: Or sucks you into the cold vacuum of space.

>> Brandon:

Here.

I want to give you this.

>> Dillon: What's this?

>> Brandon: Just some walking around money.

It should last you for a few weeks.

Worst case, like, months.

>> Dillon: Awesome.

So, I'm fired too?

>> Brandon: Ah, leave of absence, right?

No more F word in this space.

But no.

No, no.

You are my most valuable coder, okay?

>> Dillon: And girlfriend.

>> Brandon: Of course.

I could never forget that part.

Listen, just think of this as like a short vacation from being

employed.

Meanwhile, I'm going to be off finding a new champion to get

this business back up and going.

>> Dillon: Okay.

>> Brandon: Yes.

That's my girl.

Our future is right around the corner, baby.

It's right around the next corner.

I promise.

>> Reba: Hey girlfriend.

I thought you were going out with app boy Brandon.

>> Dillon: Yeah, so did I.

>> Reba: What do you mean?

Everything okay?

>> Dillon: Brandon stood me up, then handed me an envelope full

of cash.

>> Reba: Oh no he didn't.

>> Dillon: Yeah.

Apparently, WooWoo's having money issues.

Class A funding is gone.

So now, he's off looking for Class B.

>> Reba: I don't get it.

I thought that app was making more love connections than

Dr. Phil.

>> Dillon: Yeah, so did I.

>> Reba: That's not right.

It was your coding that launched that app.

He should have kept you in the loop.

>> Dillon: Thank you.

>> Reba: I'm sorry, baby.

It's time for black licorice ice cream.

>> Dillon: You know me so well.

>> Reba: I do.

>> Dillon: Can I have that too?

>> Reba: Yes, you may.

>> Dillon: Thank you.

>> Dillon: Hello.

>> Margot: Dilly.

You sound almost happy that I'm calling.

That makes me feel good.

>> Dillon: Hello, Margot.

You came up as unknown on my caller ID.

>> Margot: Gotcha.

It wouldn't kill you to call me mom.

>> Dillon: Nope, you just have to earn it.

>> Margot: Okay, I deserve that.

>> Dillon: Besides, I rarely hear from you, and when I do,

it's really bad news.

But to be honest, I've had enough of that for today.

>> Margot: What happened?

>> Dillon: I would rather not get into that with you.

Is grandpa okay?

>> Margot: He's at the farm now.

I came to check on him.

I guess he's fine.

>> Dillon: Okay.

>> Margot: I'm just concerned about his eating.

You know what he had for dinner?

>> Dillon: No.

>> Margot: Corndogs.

Three of them.

>> Dillon: Margo, there's nothing wrong with grandpa

eating corndogs.

He could use some comfort food considering how much work he

puts in at the farm.

>> Margot: It's not gonna be too comforting when he gets

diabetes, or heart disease, and or cancer and keels over because

of disgusting fats and nitrates.

>> Dillon: When did you become a nutritionist?

>> Margot: I'm not, but I am a vegan now.

I'm going to do everything I can to convert your grandpa to a

healthy, informed plant-based diet.

>> Dillon: Good luck with that.

I know you just didn't call me to talk about grandpa's

corndogs.

>> Margot: No.

I called because he said he really misses you.

I figured you'd want to know.

You used to be so close.

>> Dillon: Uh, yeah.

Him and grandma raised me.

>> Margot: Thank you for reminding me I'll never win

mother of the year.

>> Dillon: I didn't mean it like that.

>> Margot: It's fine.

Anyway, I know he would love to see you,

but I'm sure with your crazy work schedule,

it's just not in the cards right now.

>> Dillon: Actually, right now might be a perfect time for a

visit to Colorado.

>> Margot: Oh.

Good.

>> Jordan: Just brown ones.

>> Dillon: Hi.

Sorry to bother you.

>> Jordan: Yeah, no problem.

How can I help you?

>> Dillon: I'm trying to get to Rural Route 65,

but I can't seem to get the app on my phone to work anymore.

I only have like one bar of 3G.

>> Jordan: Not from around here?

>> Dillon: Actually, I am.