Kahani Rubberband Ki

As it goes, I was born in 1855.

I saw a lot of love in 165 years.

I witnessed great love in Banaras...

...all thanks to Nannu from the medical store.

One day I was going about my usual business...

...when I met that star-crossed fellow

I mean that chomu Akash...

...and his beautiful wife Kavya.

As I waited for their budding love...

...to culminate into something, we got into trouble.

This is no romantic story...

...but that of rubber band!

Here I am!

Take.

Oh no!

My balloon flew away.

This is the second time Siya cried for a ruptured balloon.

Care to know when she first cried because of rubber?

It's a kind of a long story...

...so let's laugh our way...

...through Siya's story when she first cried.

"Poor guys knows not trickery."

"He's just star-crossed."

"Why does he get in harm's way?"

"Forever inviting trouble."

"He goes about life compensating."

"He's just star-crossed."

"Move on, vagabond."

"Shoo, vagabond."

"Move, vagabond."

"Get lost, vagabond."

"Move on, vagabond."

"God sighs with a heavy heart..."

"...upon creating him from up above."

"Any task he undertakes..."

"...is bound to go awry."

Please spare me!

"Flustered family members have no moments of peace."

"That guy was born with rotten luck."

"That guy was born with rotten luck."

"He goes about life compensating."

"He's just star-crossed."

"He's just star-crossed."

"Move, vagabond."

"Get lost, vagabond."

"Move on, vagabond."

"Get lost, vagabond."

"Get lost, vagabond."

Hey!

I'm sorry.

You've done enough already!

This has become a habit.

I come to this shop for Mr Chaudhary's sake.

Every time I'm here, I see you making mistakes..

You're Mr Chaudhary's biggest mistake!

Chaudhary neither errs nor lets others err, Narayan.

What mistake did I make?

It's right here.

What is he doing after studying engineering?

Running a grocery store!

Heard that?

- Why are you hiding... - (Grunts)

Wait, I'll explain.

Have you heard of Radhekrishna Damania?

- Whose that fool... - Let me explain.

Let me.

- Have you ever been to DMart? - I used to.

I'd buy grocery from there.

Air-conditioned place.

Ever since you started this store, I buy from here.

Heard that, dad?

- Heard what? - Dad!

- I stole one customer of DMart. - How so?

Look, it all starts with small grocery stores.

DMart started with a small shop and grew into a chain.

Soon, you'll see Akash Mart all over the place.

I have big dreams.

And my dreams fuc...

What did you say?

Dad, I meant luck.

Be specific.

- It tore but it's not my fault. - Certainly not, son.

It's not your fault but that of this bag.

You handled it...

...and it tore!

I'm ailing with worry wondering...

...who will bring you good luck...

...and change your rotten luck.

That's all I worry about.

You needn't worry, dad. I'll manage it.

How? You've achieved nothing so far.

Go to hell!

Well...

Get back to work.

Brother, Narayan has visitors...

...in big cars.

The doctor's doing well I guess.

I will too.

I had no idea my life would turn interesting...

...at a food stall that day.

My first love.

Kavya.

Kavya gives me confidence.

Nannu, please give that.

What?

That thing.

What?

Give me chocolate.

Chocolate or chocolate flavour?

Just say you want rubber band!

Who calls it rubber band?

I do.

You're ashamed to ask for it directly.

It's nicknamed rubber band for the likes for you.

Which flavour? Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?

Mixed fruit?

Am I selling fruit salad?

How come my friend didn't tell me about his new business!

Why did you call?

What do I say why I called?

That's what I asked.

Have some sweet first.

Yes.

Why are you blushing?

What do I say?

Meet me in the evening and I'll tell you why I'm blushing.

Chomu!

Yes.

Here.

You feel shy, right?

- Want some free advice? - Yes.

Do push up fast then use rubber band...

...otherwise money waste.

Okay.

Money.

When will I see my baby, doctor?

Experience says it'll take 4-5 months.

You'll meet the baby in winters.

You can start knitting.

Knit something for me too if you will!

Sure.

I'm anxious, doctor.

Why worry?

This country needs women like you.

- Thank you. - Me too.

Yes.

How many kids do you have?

This one if the fifth child.

Look, Mr Modi promotes Make in India.

You alone are working on it seriously.

You alone are making babies.

Yes?

Here's the prescription. See me next week...

- ...for check-up. - Okay.

Pay 300 rupees on your way out.

Thank you.

Now we'll add chopped ginger...

...green chilies and garlic.

Now we'll add roughly chopped onions.

Here we go. Next goes in finely chopped tomato.

How about some blessings?

Here you go.

This is my daughter Kavya.

Where were you, my doll?

Doesn't matter. What are you making?

'Undhiyu'.

Dad, I'm starving.

I know that.

Go freshen up while serve food.

Okay.

Well, the dish is ready.

Do make this for your family...

...and subscribe to Rasikbhai's channel.

Until next time, bye.

- Play your hand. - It's your turn.

Is it? Here.

- Wow. - Hello, Nannu.

Here I am.

Why did you call me?

I am in love.

Oh dear! He's in love!

- I'm the only one left out! - What good will love do to you?

You have no idea how love feels.

Brother, when did you develop feelings?

Today!

And you waited this long to tell us!

Who is it?

Your buffalo!

Such eagerness!

- Tell us who it is. - I don't know.

- Her name? - No idea.

- Address? - I don't know.

- Her father? - I don't know.