Jatt & Juliet (ਜੱਟ ਐਂਡ ਜੂਲੀਅਟ)

Synchronized By RaviKant

I wish I've a different courtyard.

With the company of eager beauties.

I wish I have a different courtyard.

With the company of eager beauties.

I have just a few desires as such.

When I wake up in the morning..

I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning..

I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning these girIs..

IrresistibIe beauties shouId be cIose to my heart.

I'II print doIIars for my damseIs.

IrresistibIe beauties shouId be cIose to my heart.

I'II print doIIars for my damseIs.

And I'II have angeIs to top it aII.

When I wake up in the morning, I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning, I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning, then these girIs...

I do as I pIease. I toIerate no nonsense.

These girIs wait for me in a queue.

I do as I pIease. I toIerate no nonsense.

These girIs wait for me in a queue.

Luscious Iips and rosy cheeks.

When I wake up in the morning, I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning, I am surrounded by girIs.

When I wake up in the morning, then the girIs...

Hey, wake up!

You are expIoiting the cattIe, they wiII stop yieIding miIk.

The sun is up so soon?

It's so un unpredictabIe. It comes up any time.

For God's sake it's 12 o'cIock.

My baby is up.

Here, my son, have some miIk. - Drink miIk!

No brushing of teeth, no taking the name of God, no gargIing.

Drink MiIk.

In Canada...

...the first thing they do after they get up, is have tea or miIk.

Know what they caII it? - Bed tea. - Yes.

He doesn't know anything.

Son, when you get the visa, take this Iady aiIment with you.

Who did you caII aiIment?

What did you say? I'm an aiIment?

What eIse shouId I say? You have spoiIt him.

If you'd given birth to a brick instead...

...it wouId have at Ieast heIp buiId a waII.

I didn't give birth to my son to ruin his Iife Iike you.

My son wiII go to Canada and Iead a Iuxurious Iife.

Yes, father. I wiII go to Canada and find myseIf a Canadian girI.

Yes. - And I'II come riding on a mare.

Mummy, can't I come in a car?

Son, you can come on a pIane if you wish.

Listen. Listen dear. - Yes, aunt?

I've to go up to the court.

To the court? - Yes.

I am going to the Immigration Office.

I am aIready running Iate.

It's okay, dear.

Wait for two minutes. I'II get someone eIse give you a Iift.

Ten twenty there goes the bike of this Shanty.

And shorts go down

Hey, this too is gone.

Shampy, Iooks Iike the bike just got Iucky.

Stop the bike, son. Stop it.

What happened, daddy?

TeII me my dear, Shampy, when wiII you grow up?

Many times I've toId you...

...if someone give never so No...

...and never say Yes if someone asks something.

That's why we never give a Iift.

Why? Why not give a Iift?

Such a beautifuI girI wiII sit on Shampy's bike.

And where wiII Shampy's daddy wiII sit?

On the mud-guard? - No. No, it wiII break.

Catch a rickshaw and go home.

You'II give her a Iift for free...

...and make your father spend money on rickshaw?

Listen up, if you want to give her Iift...

...so make sure take at Ieast Rs.500 from her.

Daddy, Iisten up.

You are reaIIy a greedy dog!

It's nothing about being greedy dog.

This is the principIe of my Iife.

I have aIways done this to take and not this to give.

If she doesn't pay up Rs. 500...

...then at Ieast take Rs. 300.

Excuse me! WiII you pIease stop?

HeIIo. - HeIIo.

WiII you give a Iift tiII the court?

You see...

ActuaIIy I've to go to the immigration office.

But, if you say, I can drop you at the court and go.

Thank you? - Consider Shampy's ride as yours.

Shampy's bike?

Not a bike. A ride.

Shampy's ride. - Okay.

Come on, hop on. - Yes. Fine.

Come, aunt. Come on.

What's happening, Shampy? - Sit.

BIess you, dear.

Aunt, bIess him and not me.

And aIso Ioad this bundIe on him.

HoId this Goodbye. Thank you, brother. - Brother?

Goodbye, aunt. - Goodbye.

The girI Ieft and the oId woman sat.

Shampy, your good Iuck has turned bad, son.

Hey, hey!

Let's go, son. - We wiII, aunt.

It's not Iike you are getting Iate for your wedding.

Here my good Iuck just turned bad.

Hey, don't go somewhere eIse.

We have done our best. Now fate shaII decide for you.

What happened?

You haven't even started to fiII the form as yet.

It's a Iimit, man!

This is very difficuIt, buddy Natha.

ShouId I get a few boys to heIp from outside?

We don't have to hit someone that you need to caII for heIp.

WeII... - I need to fiII the form.

When wiII we ever get this EngIish off our backs?

Come on, man.

Natha. - Yeah.

Look at that girI fiIIing it so quickIy.

I wiII ask her to fiII it for me.

Just a minute. What wiII you teII her?

I don't know EngIish. PIease fiII my form.

You'II not onIy get insuIted yourseIf...

...but wiII aIso get me insuIted aIong?

I have a soIution.

Oh, Mummy. I'm doomed.

FeIIow shows off weII.

HeIIo.

Hi!

Do we know each other?

No. ActuaIIy I...

...wanted your heIp in fiIIing the form.

Oh. It's in EngIish.

The amount you spent on cIothes...

...onIy if you had spent the same amount of education...

No. You are getting it aII wrong.

My EngIish is very good.

I mean, my hand is injured.

It's difficuIt to fiII the form. - Oh.

I need your heIp. - No probIem.

ActuaIIy what happened was, I was feeding cattIe yesterday.

And the rope went Ioose.

I got up and tied it back but the caIf... - Okay. Enough.

That's aII. What is your name?

Friends caII me bomb and aIso bone-wrecker.

And what did the Iecturers caII you?

I can't say what he caIIs me. - Why?

He caIIs me Fateh Singh. My name...

Fateh Singh. - Yes. Fateh Singh.

Shampy, this big Iift has turned the morning into afternoon.

You are aIready Iate. Now how wiII you get the formed fiIIed?

It's strange, man!

What's on, taking so much time?

Brother. - Yes.

Shampy. - Natha.

I needed your heIp.

What heIp do you need?

I want to get the form fiIIed. - WiII cost you 500 bucks.

Five hundred!

SettIe for 100 bucks. - Nope, 400.

Do one thing. Let's settIe it at Rs. 200.

350!

Here, take 250.

Hand it to me... Are you shy of me?

Not shy, brother.

ActuaIIy, I have aIways done this.

And never this. QuietIy take it. - Ok, then I'II take it.

Okay. Okay.

Form? - Form, Iook there.

Your sister-in-Iaw is fiIIing some other boy's form.

Go on, bro

Thank you, brother.

By the way, you don't Iook married.

Go on, you wiII find what I Iook Iike.

Here you go. Your form is fiIIed

Just sign over here.

Thank you very much. I wiII do it. - WeIcome.

Are you out of your mind? Can't you see?

HeIIo. Kiddo, don't insuIt me.

Otherwise I wiII kiII you with my turban.

You are threatening me? My turban!

I mean with my turban. Like this.

How dare you! - I got sIapped once.

Liar. Your pen can't work but your hand works to sIap!

You hand hurts, right? - It does.

But it doesn't when I sIap.

Idiot

He sIapped me.

Idiot.

Where you going?

First you made me burn petroI of Rs. 50...

...by making me give a Iift to the oId woman.

Now I have paid Rs. 250 advance to get the form fiIIed.

Whom did you give it to? - Your husband. The bIacky.

Shut up.

She is a cityite and he is a Jat.