Bent

- Gary, Gary. - Feeling it.

And I'm loving it, that's a lot of nails, gare.

Yeah, sorry about that.

All right, maybe just two in that one, okay?

Why aren't you dressed?

There's no school.

Huge fire in the cafeteria.

Is this the same cafeteria that had a flood last week?

Wow, God hates sloppy Joes.

What's with you trying to skip school?

I'm just blowing off school to avoid a math test.

You don't need math.

Said the woman stealing figs from my backyard.

You know she's a cautionary tale, right?

The music just got louder.

Get ready for school, missy.

Can you call the cops on your own house?

Whoa, way to kill the music.

You're like buddy Holly's plane.

This is Solomon Burke, the bishop of soul.

You got to bathe in it.

It's a little too early.

Is it too early for this?

- - Okay.

Is it too early for that? Mmm.

You're an attorney, right?

Do I have a case here?

- Please stop. - Hi.

How are you? I'm Alex.

I'm Gary, I've been working here about three weeks.

Just a heads up,

if we go tuneless, we get a lot less productive.

Oh, really, less productive?

What's that, a group nap?

No, we never nap when you're here.

So, what do you listen to at work?

It's a law office, so mostly metal.

I'm gonna make you a legal mix tape.

I'm gonna call it, "rebuttal to a gray life."

Just keep it down.

Hey, hey, hey.

I think we both know what this is all about.

What?

The almost kiss.

It's about the music.

But do you need to talk about

the fact that you tried to kiss me?

Restless night? You want a redo?

So you can get shot down again?

You leaned in.

That's a lie.

I am seeing Ben.

There was also a slight pucker.

You and I are just friends.

Friends is great.

I was just going to suggest that,

because you can't seem to make up your mind about what you want.

I changed my mind, I don't want to be friends.

As your friend, let me tell you something.

You need to have a party for your birthday on Saturday.

How did you know it was my birthday?

- It's your alarm code. - How did you know that?

Saw your license.

What, do I need a nanny cam?

So you can watch me dance at work?

Oh, God.

- Oh, don't do that, all right? - Yeah it was bad.

I don't want a birthday party.

Yes, but you do want a venice birthday rager

with tons of cool people and some of your friends.

Look, it hasn't been the greatest year, okay?

I don't really feel like celebrating,

especially with a bunch of people I don't know.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Things are looking up, okay?

You lean in a couple more times,

it's going to be a great year.

Oh, no, too much, yeah.

Damn it.

- Hey, pops? - Yeah.

I'm cool with you taking the truck, but avoid reverse.

Just play to your strengths.

I clipped one hydrant, let it go.

Hey, nice figs.

Oh, thank you.

What are you doing today?

- I am taking an artist day. - A what?

A day, dedicated to replenishing my inner artist.

And maybe getting some taquitos at meri's.

I love taquitos.

Oh, no, it's not about food.

Let me ask you a question.

Have you ever been depleted artistically?

I love taquitos.

You are really, really not getting this.

No, I'm getting this.

Do you know what they have me doing today at the restaurant?

Deboning 70 pounds of tilapia.

I need to play hooky.

Hop in. Bring the figs.

Oh.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

Did you get a good look?

Yeah, uh, no.

Feels like rain, what do you think?

Pete, we got a situation here.

A real situation is going down in here.

All right, man. Come on. Here we go.

Who put the switch in, huh?

Are you subcontracting my work?

Clem, calm down.

I don't know who did this.

I... I didn't touch it.

We didn't ask you.

But you got guilty eyes.

I got to go, something's going on with the crew.

It is about my switch?

I don't know.

I bet it is.

Let me call you back.

So, you've seen Ben's handiwork.

How long have I been asking you to do that switch?

Because it only took Ben 20 minutes.

It's an outrageous violation of contractor code.

I am appalled.

Your boyfriend did this?

Or, maybe it was screwsie's boyfriend,

if he's in the picture.

What's the latest on that?

Gary's in love with your sister.

Well, at least her rack.

Does rack sound like a word that I would use?

I don't really know you.

Three weeks.

Okay, here's Ben's office.

- What's the master plan? - Whatever it takes.

You got my back, right?

I can't sign that blank check.

We should lock his wheels.

Hey, vlad, look under my roller-skates

and grab the Denver boot.

Why do you have a boot?

His wife was meter maid.

You know how you bring things home from the office?

Post-its and what not, you know.

Ooh, look, free car washes.

Clem, we're self-parking.

Well, it's going to take awhile to put the boot on,

so we're going to have some time.

- Gary. - Come on, Pete.

The Tahoe's ashy.

Hey, there's a time for errands and there's

a time for justice.

I'm just saying, if we could do both,

that'd be sweet.

All right, this is his car.

Is that the 2011?

Look how sleek that is.

Dr. Ben is doing all right.

All right, vlad, boot it.

Schnell, schnell.

German?

Aborte, aborte!

That's Spanish.

What are you up to, Ben?

Look where his hand is.

It's on her lower back.

That's not lower back, that high ass right there.

- Definitely high ass. - You know what?

I got my awesome new phone, say the word and I'll shoot.

- Shoot it. - Okay.

Photo or video?

Video would capture the nuance.

Okay, video then.

- Sd or hd? - Which one's better?

Depends what you're using them for.

I'm using it for this.

Hd, then.

Let's call it, boys.

Dr. Benjamin Hastings, time of death,

I'm not wearing a watch.

Tell me when to shoot.

Now.

Alex, there's a gentleman here to see you.

I don't want to say that part.

She'll love it.

He's super hot and you almost kissed him the other night.

Wasn't even close to kissing him.

Hey.

Hey, you need to have an appointment.

One second.

Excellent, Carol. That'll be all.

What are you doing here?

Because this is kind of inappropriate.

I have two pieces of media for you.

One is a mixtape for your listening pleasure.

And the other is a video that is going to blow your mind.

- You have a couple minutes? - No, I really don't.

This will just take a couple minutes.

I just don't think that I'm necessarily