Eromanga sensei

I'm Megumi Jinno, Sagiri Izumi's classmate!

Sagiri's classmate?

Yes! I'm the class representative!

So, are you Izumi-san's older brother?

Y-Yeah.

But, you're not related to her by blood, right?

And you live all alone with your little sister. Is that okay?

We do have a guardian, who is almost never home.

Let's see, it was Jinno-san, right?

Just call me Megumin!

Then, Megumi-chan?

That's no good!

I want to get along with you, her big brother, too.

If you can't call me Megumin, then please call me Megumi, without honorifics.

W-Well then, nice to meet you, Megumi.

Yup!

So, what brings you here?

What's wrong?

This is strange.

There can't be any boys who don't fall in love with me at first sight.

Are you one of those who love boys?

No way!

I couldn't fall in love that fast.

You fool.

Every day, I wash the panties of my little sister, a much more beautiful girl than you.

There's no way I'd fall for any woman at first sight.

If you don't react to me,

then your dick really is useless.

Yeah, yeah, that's ri—

What!?

What... did you just...

say "dick" or something?

I did! Is something wrong with that?

Dicks.

I love them!

L-Love!?

Yes! Girls my age all love dicks!

Stare...

I-Impossible.

- I'm sure your little sister loves dicks, too. - Wh-What has happened to Japan?

That just can't be!

That was a joke. Sheesh!

Why the hell did you come here?

I came here to get Sagiri Izumi-san to go to school!

What are you looking at?

Well...

This is such a cute calendar.

It's the calendar for a novel I like.

Not Izumi-san, but you, Brother?

Are you one of those otaku?

Stab!

W-Well, yeah.

That's great!

I'm also a big otaku as well.

I've always been reading a lot of manga!

Oh, that's unusual. What kind of things do you read?

I love stuff like OnePi!

I-I see. I love that, too.

Right?

Because it's a "super-popular" title that everyone knows about.

By the way...

Is Izumi-san's room on the second floor?

Y-Yeah.

Hold on a second.

Sagiri.

Your classmate's here to see you.

She's rather angry.

UNKNOWN NUMBER

Yes, Izumi here. Who may this be?

It's me.

Sagiri!?

Y-Yes.

Why are you calling me while you're still in the house?

It's the only way I could speak to you without opening the door.

That's fine. But how did you know my number?

A-Anyway, Big Brother, wh-what's the meaning of this?

Oh, the class rep for your class is here at our place right now.

Why did you let her inside our house?

Well, maybe you would come out of the room because of thi—

No way! I won't, won't, won't! I said I won't, so I won't come out!

Chase her out of here!

Maybe by phone, you can talk to your classmate—

No!

All right.

But I can't chase her out immediately, so I'll just listen to what she has to say. Later.

Oh, h-hold on.

Is that class rep a girl?

Sorry to make you wait.

I'll give you orders every so often, so make sure she doesn't notice.

S-Sure.

Huh? Where's Izumi-san?

I thought you went up to call her down?

Yeah. I did call out to her, but...

But?

She just won't leave her room.

How's that! There's nothing we can do!

Don't say that so arrogantly.

To think she won't leave her room....

Brother, do you think it's okay to stay this way?

Of course I don't think it's good.

For the past year, I've been doing my best in my own way so she'll come out of her room.

Then, your objective is the same as mine!

W-Well, I guess so.

Then, Brother, form an alliance with me!

We'll call it the "Alliance to Drag Izumi-chan out of Her Room"!

An alliance, huh...

Please sit next to me.

Huh? Brother, what's wrong with you?

Your face is all red. So cute!

Calling you "Brother"...

What's with her? So irritating.

Big Brother, you too.

You're such an idiot.

I'm sure you're being all spoony and stuff! You're the worst!

I-In the first place, why do you want Sagiri to go to school?

I love making new friends.

After entering middle school,

I immediately became friends with everyone in the same grade.

E-Everyone!?

But I realized I hadn't become friends with Izumi-chan yet.

And so, I'm totally passionate about getting Izumi-chan to come to school.

I really hate this type.

A hypocrite forcing their kindness onto others. Go home!

And? What are you specifically going to do?

Brother, do you know exactly what Izumi-chan is doing, all cooped up in her room?

Let's see...

The typical case is someone plinking around forever on the computer.

If so, there's a secret plan!

Secret plan?

Please cancel your internet.

Now, let's call your provider right now, and cut off the root of all evil.

You're not human! Do you think you're God or something!?

Wh-When did this story get so big?

All things considered, that's way too rough!

If you have friends, you don't need the internet or computers and stuff, right?

Wh-What?

Or rather, it's kind of strange.

If you don't have friends, isn't it meaningless to have just the internet on hand?

I mean, you have no friends.

W-Well, there's all sorts of stuff you can do if you have a computer.

Isn't it a lot more fun to be chatting with friends at school?

It's not fun at all!

Brother? Are you all right?

More like, that voice just now...

I-It's fine. No problem.

Stare...

I see.

Izumi-chan, you're listening, right?

Big Brother, bluff your way.

Don't ask for the impossible.

- She found out, so... - Stop.

Izumi-chan, if you end the conversation right now, you might regret it, you know?

What is this wench saying?

- Rub, rub! Rub, rub! Hehe, Brother smells nice! - H-Hey, what are you...

Brother, your heart is finally racing for me.

S-Stop th—

Brother, have you ever...

kissed anyone?

This one's mine!

Izumi-chan, nice to meet you! I'm Megumin!

H-Hey! Give that back!

Here you go. She hung up, though.

Sheesh.

I'm so sorry!

Anyway, can I ask a few questions?

What?

What kind of a girl is Izumi-chan?

What kind of a girl? Let's see...

She's tremendously beautiful and cute in appearance.

She hung up, right?

Yes, yes. And?

At first glance, she's expressionless, and quiet. But she's truly a lovely maiden.

When you talk to her, her facial expression changes often, and she's really charming.

I see.

CALL IN PROGRESS

What are you laughing about?

Oh, nothing! And?

And...

She's a tremendously good artist!

Oh? What kind of art?

- She's really good at lewd art! - Lewd art?

Yeah. Tremendously wonderful lewd art!

C-Can it be that Izumi-chan is a perverted girl?

Erotic!