Jurassic Hunt

Ah...

Oh...

I need a raise.

Go and bait the next hunting site.

Yeah!

Not now.

We're movin'. Now.

- But I'm not finished yet. - Right now!

Let's go! Come on, we gotta go now.

Up that hill, now!

Pick him up and put him down, I'm not gonna to ask twice.

Raptor one, prepare for site one lz arrival.

Copy that, blazer one. Got 12 on board for the hunt. Over.

Roger that, raptor 1. Dinner's hot and ready.

Lindon inbound to tag. Over.

I can't breathe in this thing.

- How much further is it? - We're close.

Copy you, blazer 1. Raptor 1 inbound.

Tasers limited to five Max.

Alright, looks good. Let's do it.

All guards report immediately.

- Over there! - You over there, feet there.

All guards report immediately.

- Now assist the boys. - Bags off.

This place is a dump!

Welcome to Jurassic hunt.

Are we ready to have some fun?

Alright, fantastic.

Thank you guys so much

for adhering to my somewhat lengthy list

of safety precautions.

I know they can be a bit of a pain, but uh,

we can't be too careful these days, can we?

While inside the reserve, security and privacy are essential,

speaking of which, one final check for prohibited items.

I would say I trust you, but...

Hey, what are you doin'?

Hey, that's my personal property.

Why would you bring that here

and cheat the trust that you and I...?

Listen, guys, the hunting and non-disclosure agreements

you signed prior to entry, specifically state,

"no outside cellphones, communications or recording devices

are allowed inside the reserve. Period.

Failure to adhere to said agreements is forfeiture of your payment

and will result in your immediate expulsion."

Mr. Corrigan, I am truly sorry to disappoint you and your many, many Twitter followers

the way you have disappointed me, and us, with this.

Hey! Hey, no, let...

Oh! Oh, my nose!

You broke my nose! Oh, you're gonna pay for this!

I'm gonna sue you so hard, you'll be sorry for this.

We're all here to have a good time,

but it is best to follow my rules.

Alright, who's ready to hunt?

Pick your poison.

We've got anything you could possibly want

from Rambo first blood to last blood.

You crazy kids, go ahead and have at it. You bought it all.

We had an explosives box around here somewhere.

I need a tranquilizer gun.

You sure about that?

Guy on the last trip wanted one of those and, uh, he used it to skin 'em alive.

That's some pretty gnarly stuff.

Is that your brand of entertainment?

Parker, right?

You have fun.

Alright. Now, if you guys could please give Mr. Marko

your undivided attention.

Right now, we're standing

at the dead center of the reserve.

Tomorrow, we'll head south

and hunt various grounds until we reach camp site two.

We'll stay the night, hunt the following day

until we reach the exit and you leave.

We've flown in the most exciting specimens

from the big park for your hunting enjoyment.

You are allowed to shoot anything that was allowed 65 million years ago.

You only keep what you can carry.

Yeah, and one last thing.

Uh, tracking chip.

I don't remember nothin' about no tracking chip.

Uh, or you can join Mr. Corrigan and your hunt ends now.

No refunds.

Listen, guys, it's just one final precaution,

just in case we have to dig you out of the forest or the belly of a t-Rex.

Okay.

There you go. Now, I'll know where to find you.

Ah, it's already up.

You see that? That's you guys. Neat, right?

Rest assured, everything is under my control.

Everything is a lot to control.

And that's why I'm the one controlling it.

I have seen you before. What is your name?

Valentine.

And you're blackhawk;

Pirate, warlord, head of a poaching empire.

Wanted by the FBI, CIA, Interpol. You're famous.

You mean infamous.

Alright, guys. It is time to eat.

You're gonna love this. Roasted raptor.

Alright, they're all yours, Mr. Marko.

Reserve rangers, move out!

If you cannot do it...

I will dig it out for you.

Go play with your little knife in your tent.

You want to watch me? I handle it real good, mami.

You lay a hand on me, and you're gonna regret it.

That's right.

I can spot a killer a mile away and you...

Maybe you are not one.

Everybody wants to be the Alpha, huh?

Get over yourselves.

The only thing we're killin' out here is dinosaurs.

I'm sorry. I won't tell anybody. I swear, I swear.

You hear that, riggs? He swears.

It's all good. Stop the car.

The corporation trusted me with the reserve's privacy,

because it is the single most essential element in its success.

Tell me you understand that.

Well, yeah, but the thing is...

Good! Back to the hunt you go!

Hey, wait, what are you doin'?

You get the vip experience.

No, wait! Hey!

Happy huntin'.

Hey! Come back!

Hey! Hey, you red bastards! Don't you leave me!

Oh, come on, corrigan, think.

Marko, come here, please.

Rabbit, where are you?

Marko, come here, please.

Rabbit. Rabbit, where are you?

Let's run away. There are too many of them.

They're too fast. Marko!

If I have to come find your ass, I'm killin' it.

I thought you boys hunt that...

Get ready.

Rocket launcher.

Get up, Parker!

Well...

That's five down, gentlemen.

Six to go.

I don't plan on dying.

I also do not plan on dying.

Any sign of Marko?

I found this.

Alright, it's your kill.

Finish it.

- It's time to choose. - Do it.

It's waking up. Kill it already.

I'll do it.

Back off.

Damn it, Valentine!

What?

Somebody had to put it out of its misery, right?

Now, it's done.

Alright, what's next?

Hello, is anyone there? Can anyone hear me?

Over.

Well, fellas, looks like we're on our own.

Now, see, this is the opposite of good.

Sir.

Come on, breed already.

Listen, my clock is ticking.

If these two don't start spilling baby batter in next two hours,

put them in the blender for next week's guests.

Comprende? fantastic.

Sir, should I extract the hunters?

Extraction. Not yet.

Get me everything you can on this Parker woman.

Sir.

I don't care for you very much.

I always wanted one of these aks, man.

- Hey. - Where'd you get that?

Mother Russia.

What do you think you are doing?

It's been hours.

Nobody's coming for us, and I'm not staying here.

And I paid to hunt.

You sure you know where you're going?

Marko said if we trek south, we'd reach the exit.

Oh, wait, wait. You can be reasonable, boys.

It is a big mistake, but we stay here, they know where to find us.

I-I just think maybe not...

I don't care what you or anyone else thinks.

Stay if you want.

You've seen what those dinosaurs can do.

Hey... they hunted us, so we'll hunt them on our way out.

Yes.

Better to stick together.

I didn't catch where you said you were from, again.

- I didn't say. - Take this.

Hey, kid, you're gonna need

more than a tranquilizer gun and a knife

if you intend to survive in a Jurassic game hunt.

I have exactly what I need and I'm gettin' out of here fast.

Well, Valentino, let's go hunting, man.

Let's go.

You ain't used to this sort of thing, are you?