The Walking Dead

What?

Was the joke that bad?

I'm gonna kill you.

What?

I didn't quite catch that. You're gonna have to speak up.

Not today...

...not tomorrow...

...but I'm gonna kill you.

Jesus.

Simon...

what did he have, a knife?

Uh, he had a hatchet.

A hatchet?

He had an ax.

Simon's my right-hand man.

Having one of those is important.

I mean, what do you have left without them?

A whole lot of work.

Do you have one?

Maybe one of these fine people still breathing?

Oh.

Or did l...

Sure.

Yeah.

Give me his ax.

I'll be right back.

Maybe Rick will be with me.

And if not, well,

we can just turn these people inside out, won't we?

I mean... the ones that are left.

Let's go for a ride.

Wow.

What a piece of shit.

"I'm gonna kill you."

Are you kiddin' me?

Did you see what just happened, what I just did?

You just...

Your best chance...

is to stand up, grab that ax,

and drive it through the back of my head.

See how you do.

Keep actin' tough.

Go ahead.

Grab the damn ax.

Drop it.

Ohh.

Don't make me get up again.

Well, look at that.

Dawn is breakin'.

It's a brand-new day, Rick.

I want you to think about what could have happened...

...think about what happened,

and think about what can still happen.

Oh! Boom!

Uaughs)

That remind you of anybody you know?

Uaughs)

Oh, yeah.

ahuds)

You are mine.

The people back there -- they are mine.

This...

This is mine.

Hey, Rick...

9° QM my ax.

Let's be friends.

Oh.

Get my ax.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ohm

Bet you thought you were all gonna grow old together,

sittin' around the table at Sunday dinner

in the happily ever after.

No.

Doesn't work like that, Rick.

Not anymore.

Think about what happened.

I simply cannot decide.

lgotanidea.

Eenie...

meenie...

miney...

mo...

catch...

a tiger...

by."

his toe.

If...

he hollers...

let him go.

My mother...

told me...

to pick...

the very...

best"

0H9...

and you...

are...

...it.

Anybody moves, anybody says anything,

cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father,

and then we'll start.

You can breathe. You can blink.

You can cry.

Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.

Oh!

Look at that!

Taking it like a champ!

Suck...

my

nuts.

Did you hear that?

He said, "Suck my nuts."

Phew.

Uaughs)

Oh, my goodness!

Look at this!

uaughs)

You guys, look at my dirty girl!

Sweetheart...

Lay your eyes on this.

Oh, damn.

Were you--

were you together?

That sucks.

But if you were, you should know

there was a reason for all this.

Red-- and hell, he was, is,

and will ever be red.

He just took one or six or seven for the team!

So take... a damn look.

Take a damn look!

Daryl!

No!

Oh, no.

That?

Oh, my!

That...

is a no-no.

The whole thing--

not one bit of that shit flies here.

Do you want me to do it?

Right here.

No.

No, you don't kill them...

not until you try a little.

And anyway...

that's not how it works.

Now, I already told you people,

first one's free. Then what'd I say?

I said I would shut that shit down!

No exceptions.

Now, I don't know what kind of lying assholes

you've been dealing with...

but I'm a man of my word.

First impressions are important.

I need you to know me.

So...

back to it.

No!

Buddy, you still there?

I just don't know.

It seems like you're trying to speak,

but you just took a hell of a hit.

I just popped your skull so hard,

your eyeball just popped out,

and it is gross as shit!

Maggie, I'll find you.

Oh.

Oh, hell.

I can see this is hard on you guys.

I am sorry.

I truly am.

But I did say it.

No exceptions!

You bunch of pussies.

I'm just getting started.

Lucille is thirsty.

Uaughs)

She is a vampire bat.

What?

Was the joke that bad?

People died, Rick.

It's what happened.

Doesn't mean the rest of them have to.

Get me my ax.

Get me... my... ax!

I thought you were the guy, Rick.

Maybe you're not.

We'll give it one more go.

Now, I really want you to try this time.

Last chance.

Bring me my ax!

Aah!

Aah!

Help!

Aah!

Clock is ticking, Rick!