Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We're really hip.

Hey, get a grip.

He's a radical rat.

That's a fact, Jack.

Jeez, are you sure we have

enough videos and pizzas, Michelangelo?

We'd better, compadre. We've got a whole weekend to get through.

I had no idea there were so many

bad Japanese monster movies.

Come on. What do you mean "bad"?

These are immortal works of art, man.

About giant vegetables?

Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you

take on Radzilla the Killer Radish.

If you'd practice more and watch TV less,

you could take on anything.

Uh, guys.

From the looks of things, I'd say it was a bunch of, uh,

nerds.

Something tells me you boys

don't work for the city, am I right?

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses.

No, but then, those aren't glasses.

They're magnifying lenses.

That'll shut you down.

And this'll really steam you.

Ah, let's get out of here!

Woah, slick trick, dude.

I knew these pipes had water running through them.

But steam? Oh, sure.

The city delivers millions of cubic feet of steam every month

for heating, manufacturing...

I always knew this show was educational.

Dudes, check it out.

"Opening tomorrow,

the most exciting amusement park in the world: Combat Land."

"Test your skills against the greatest robot warriors

in history and beyond."

Whoa. I'd sure like to check that out.

As much as you guys duck practice,

I can't see why you'd want to test your skills

against those robots.

Hey, we pull our fair share, Leonardo.

Maybe more than you think.

There are three main zones

here at Combat Land:

The Shogun Zone, where you can test your martial arts mastery

against samurais and ninjas,

the Medieval Zone, where you can pit your metal

against valiant knights

and the Future Zone, where we are now,

where it's your job to clean up the streets

of these cyber warriors.

It all sounds awfully dangerous.

Not at all.

These robots would blow a circuit

before they'd harm anyone.

The samurai and knights' weapons are made of soft rubber.

And these blasters shoot harmless beams of light.

Yes, but, uh, don't you have any, uh,

you know, nice rides?

Ah, for non-combatants.

We have this boat ride,

which travels between the various zones.

This story will generate a lot of publicity

for tomorrow's grand opening.

Actually, the park may not open tomorrow.

The robots haven't been fully tested yet.

Why not?

I haven't found anyone

with the combat skills

to give them a thorough workout.

April, if the park doesn't open tomorrow,

there goes your story.

Um, Mr. Stressbar,

I think I know some guys

who could give your robots a super workout.

Yes?

All right,

now for some serious sci-fi and scarfing.

You guys should be practicing.

Hey, didn't we just get through kicking nerds out of the sewers?

But haven't you noticed we've been doing a lot of that lately?

You know, he's right.

This is the third time we've caught somebody

messing around with the sewers this month.

Yeah. That's probably coincidence.

Yeah. What jerkazoid in his right mind

would wanna to sabotage the sewers?

Guys, it's April.

The new Combat Land amusement park is opening.

How would you like to be the first guests?

Would we?

Whoa, we're there.

You don't wanna practice,

but you do wanna go fight robots. Fine.

This isn't practice, Leonardo, this is fun.

This is Horatio Stressbar,

the developer of Combat Land.

And this is Denton Nulcet, our chief robotics engineer.

Hello. Oh, dear, forgive me.

I'm afraid you're going to have to give us those weapons.

Our ninja code won't let us surrender our weapons.

Tsk, tsk. That's a pity, because our safety code

doesn't permit real weapons in Combat Land.

Whoa, looks like we got no choice, dudes.

Great. From heroes to guinea pigs.

You'll be given special harmless weapons for fighting the robots.

April, I don't like this.

The turtles should not be giving up their weapons.

Irma, you're just being a worrywart.

I'm telling you, there's a real story going on here.

I'm going to get the other minicam and find it.

I'm going to the Shogun Zone

for some good old-fashioned ninja action.

Who's with me?

Sorry, dude.

I wanna nail some knights in the Medieval Zone.

And Raphael and I wanna check out the Future Zone.

But don't you wanna get in touch with our ninja heritage?

Oh, please.

Why dwell in the past when you can explore the future?

Fine. I don't need your help anyway.

In fact, I'll do better without you.

Dishonorable dog. You dare challenge our shogun?

I'd like to see the other guys beat that score.

Ah, these robots are wimps.

Uh-oh!

You have fought well against my loyal subjects.

But you will never defeat the shogun.

Boy, this guy's good.

Yeah! Oh, no, they've got us cornered.

How's this for some fancy shooting, huh?

The humans are defeating us.

The cyber leader will destroy them.

So the last two humans left alive.

We ain't human, bub.

He's programmed to say that.

Soon there will be no humans,

only we cyber warriors.

Oh, my, these turtles are good.

But my robots are better.

Golden mongoose.

I knew there was something strange going on here.

Golden mongoose.

I said, golden mongoose.

Have you completely lost your mind?

These reporters

are taking their job too seriously.

They must be dealt with.

Now, this is just my speed.

A nice, non-violent ride.

Hey!

How about you,

and all that Middle Ages-type stuff?

Whoa, these dudes are pushovers.

Ho, knave.

Who dares enter the Black Knight's domain?

I do, you varlet dude.

Hey, you're not supposed to have real weapons.

Where did you dudes come from?

Hey, what's going on here?

Suddenly, this amusement park isn't so amusing.

Oh, man,

this is the weirdest theme park attraction I've ever seen.

Analysis of subject complete.

Thank you.

Commence robotic duplication.

You may release him.

Well, this turtle is taken on.

Going somewhere?

Terrific.

The Revenge of the Nerds Part 9.

Boy, those robots can really fight.

I'll say. It was like me and Raphael

were in the middle of a science-fiction movie.

Hey, have you guys seen Irma or Vernon?

No. And where's Michelangelo?

Maybe he's still in the Medieval Zone.

Gee, there's no sign of him anywhere.

He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Oh, that goofball probably went

straight for the nearest pizza stand.

But Vernon and Irma are missing too.

Now I'm starting to get worried.

Relax, Leonardo, it's a big park.

They could be anywhere.

Hey, wait up!

Will you knock it off?

Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

Irma, where have you been?

We thought something happened to you.

I was doing some investigating on my own, okay?

I saw something really weird a little while ago.

What was it?