Pom Pom (神勇雙響炮)

We'd better run.

Freeze.

Hold it there.

- Inspector. - Status?

We've got 3 robbers, but one's still inside with a hostage.

Call 2020 and 2021, I want them here.

Yes.

- Evacuate the place. - Yes.

Inspector.

Go away.

Report to Ming's Supermarket right away, over.

Don't you dare dating us again.

Roger, we're on our way, over.

- Roger, over. - Well?

They're coming.

Give it to me.

Where have you been?

Fighting crimes.

Come here right away.

What happened?

Chiu performed a car stunt.

Where are you?

We're heading east, will be there any minute.

East, west.

I told you to be easy with the hand brake.

Now we're in trouble.

We'll have a new car.

What about the car?

The government will send you a bill.

What case have we got?

Robbery and hostage keeping.

That's serious.

Are these the heavies?

All have moustaches, your turn.

What's your name?

Black dog.

And the one inside?

Monkey.

Tell them to take their clothes off.

Yes.

Take your pantyhose off.

What?

we need them, hurry up please.

This one's cleaner.

Don't put real bullets in.

Don't worry.

Freeze or I'll shoot you.

You're strangling me to death anyway.

Monkey.

Who's that?

Black dog.

You've got one too?

I killed two outside.

They now know we mean business.

They wouldn't try anything.

Don't go crazy killing people.

We've got to show them we mean business.

What should we do now?

Go out with the hostages.

Before more cops arrive.

Freeze.

It hurts.

Shut up, you're dead.

Don't kill anymore.

Why not?

Shut up or I'll kill you.

Shut up.

You're so heavy.

You killed all the hostages.

Do the cops know your face?

No.

You play hostage, I'll take you out.

Good.

I'm out of bullets, give me your gun.

Here.

Let's go.

More acting.

Don't come near or I'll kill him.

More acting.

Give us a car.

A car?

Get in.

Freeze.

Bye.

You.

Wake up, miss.

Mouth to mouth?

I've no other choices.

What happened now?

She woke up and passed out again.

Get an ambulance.

Morning, everybody, breakfast time.

Your day will come soon.

You devil.

Hello.

Chiu, a call for you.

Thanks.

Hello, who's that? Hold on.

Beethoven, it's for you.

Thanks.

Hello.

How stupid of me.

What do you think you're doing?

Sorry, sir.

It'd better not be green.

I've got it all over my head.

Thank you.

You took the last can.

One has to be quick.

Smart guy.

I'll take care of it.

Thank you.

Where's my report?

I gave it to Beethoven.

You didn't.

He's holding it.

Sorry, I didn't know it's your report.

Freeze.

What do you mean?

Stand still.

Don't you tease me.

You dared giving a cop order.

He told you to stand still.

- You idiot. - Sir.

You want to play games?

Put your gun down.

Let go of me.

I'll kill him.

It's not my fault.

They're all on your side.

Otherwise I'd shoot you.

You asked for it.

What's bugging you today?

Get back to work.

What about the report?

Get someone to retype it.

You'd like to have me deaf?

Hello.

Are you dumb or something?

Pumpkin head, the paint's still wet.

Why me again?

Because you're such a blockhead.

Are you drinking it or not?

Of course I am.

You want it?

Tough guy.

That'll teach you.

I've to give these to the Iron Lady.

Iron Lady?

Inspector Chen's new secretary?

That's right.

You're in trouble.

I know how to handle women.

Just flatter them.

She's tough case though.

You know why they call her Iron Lady?

No.

Because she's the meanest woman on earth.

When she stationed at downtown.

Don't interrupt.

Carry on.

They said she's nasty.

They all hated her.

Do you know why?

No.

Because they were jealous of her.

She's actually very efficient.

Intelligent, pretty.

And full of hearts.

Morning, Madam.

Morning.

Morning.

Your reports to Inspector Chen,

should be handed to me.

Don't forget to date them.

And make copies for Public Relations.

Yes.

Trying to make fun of me?

Look at these smart eyes.

The madam's back.

He's not afraid of her.

That's right.

Who gives a damn about that nasty broad?

I was practicing my lying techniques.

You did well.

Chiang, where's your report?

It's not finished yet.

You'd better be more punctual

or I'll have to report it.

Get it done.

Why are you crying?

I'm not crying.

You've done stupid things before.

First time today though.

Let's go.

- Morning. - Morning.

A black ceiling?

Are you color blind?

Who'll buy us dinner tonight?

Our pimp informer.