Rushed

Let's go.

Hurry it up.

Let's go. Come on. Two blind mice.

Let's go, Jimmy.

Come on.

Chicken shit.

- Right here, Jimmy. - Line them up.

Fucking pussies.

Gentleman, when you feel your brother tap you on the shoulder,

tilt your fucking head back,

open those pretty little mouths of yours,

and take a drink-ey!

If you cannot hold your liquor, you will not be in the Pi Xi Brotherhood.

It's a liquid picnic, boys. Who's thirsty?

Come on, open your mouth.

Hold on, hold on.

I don't think funny boy's had enough to drink.

What do you think, funny boy?

You want another?

Open up.

Comedian.

Gentlemen, let's take a nature walk.

Boys, follow Steven. Don't fucking trip.

Don't be a fucking spazz. Let's go.

- That's it, boys. - All right, brothers.

Get the fuck up!

Come on.

Wire style.

All right, choir, boys. Take a fucking knee.

Take a fucking knee.

Right.

You wanna be here,

a part of this brotherhood, a part of this fraternity,

then this is what we have to do.

Now,

if you'd like that dream to be a reality,

you will chant

the oath of Xi.

Fucking say it.

Three fucking times. Say the fucking oath of Xi now.

I believe in the importance of lifelong friendships, loyalty and virtue.

Louder!

I will forever honor our founding fathers.

I pledge to carry out the virtues of the Pi Xi...

- Fucking louder! - To the best of my ability.

I believe in the importance of lifelong friendships, loyalty and virtue.

I will forever honor our founding fathers!

I pledge to carry out the virtues of the Pi Xi to the best of my ability.

Keep it going!

I'll tell you when to fucking stop! I'll tell you when to fucking stop!

- Louder! - I will forever honor our founding fathers.

I pledge to carry out the virtues of the Pi Xi to the best of my ability.

Take your blindfolds off.

Fuck!

- They fucking left. - They totally left us.

Where'd we come from, guys?

I don't know.

Does anyone have any idea?

That's fucking disgusting.

Sorry.

Let's go this way.

Let's fucking go somewhere, guys.

- Shoot. - What's the matter?

Sorry.

Dropped my cellphone.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh.

I gotta turn the light on, Jim. I can't see.

Uh, what time is it?

- Oh, it's like 6:30. - 6:30?

You know, I thought it was the middle of the night.

Here it is. Oh.

It was right in front of me.

You gotta learn how to turn down the sound on that when you're texting on that dumb thing.

I know, I gotta get the kids to show me how to do that. I don't know how to do that.

- Can you turn off that light, please? - Oh, sorry, hon.

You know, what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go down.

Wait, did you remember to get bread?

Yeah. It's on the counter.

Okay, good. I'm gonna go down and say my rosary.

And let you sleep for 10 minutes.

Did you hear anything from Jimmy?

I don't know. I can't see this stupid thing.

Use your readers.

I lost the dumb readers.

- I can't see. - Use mine.

Oh, thanks, hon.

Oh.

Oh, God. Yours are so much better than mine.

- Darn it. - What?

Text at 3:00 a.m. in the morning.

What the hell, Jim?

What is he doing up till 3:00 a.m. in the morning?

Oh, relax. He's probably watching Monday Night Football.

- What? - He's watching football.

Well, how the hell late does Monday Night Football go?

And he was supposed to call me to go over that mission thing.

You gotta leave the boy alone.

I am leaving him alone, Jim.

I just wanna help him go over the pledge thing.

Maybe he doesn't want you to help.

I know. I just...

don't want him to get nervous and forget.

He's not gonna get nervous and forget.

Can you stop?

Never should've sent him this year. That was so stupid.

Can you stop, please?

I thought you said you were gonna let me sleep for another 10.

You know who I blame?

Who?

That asshole, Miss Higgins.

- Who? - His Pre-K teacher.

The fat one. Miss Higgins that you said would've been pretty if she wasn't so fat.

Remember she called me the day of kindergarten registration

and she said Jimmy should not be staying back in pre-K

because he was way too socially advanced,

and then he was way too young for kindergarten, way too young for first grade.

He couldn't even read, and now he's way too young for college.

This is a disaster, Jim.

If I have a heart attack, it's because of you.

Jim, I swear to God, if you have a heart attack, we're screwed.

I have zero skills.

What the hell would I do?

You gotta stop.

I thought you were gonna let me sleep for another 10.

You know what I should do, Jim?

I should start a novena to St. Augustine.

'Cause apparently he was a big asshole, too.

I pray now for my family and for peace in the world.

Especially for Jim, Jimmy, Kelly, Ciara, Sean.

And all those who are suffering.

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women,

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God...

Shit! Damn it. Sorry.

I have to make the lunches. Stupid thing.

Okay. Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women,

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb...

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee...

Sorry. Damn it!

Kids!

Kelly, Ciara, if you wanna take showers, you gotta do it now.

You gotta do it right now, if you want showers, guys.

Seany, you can sleep 10 more minutes.

Kelly and Ciara, have the decency to answer your mother.

Answer your mother!

Nice. Kelly and Ciara, now you woke your father.

Get up! Rise and shine, guys.

Rise and shine. You're gonna be late.

The neighbors hate us. Go.

- Come on. Hustle! Hustle! - Hurry up!

My, God, Kelly, put the top down. You look like a hooker.

- Kelly, put the top down. - Oh, my God, Mom.

- What, Sean? - Mom, said you're making me late.

Ciara, skirt down.

You are so annoying.

How am I annoying? Mom said call.

Okay, listen. Let's be nice.

Start nice. Start the day off nice and fresh. We're not gonna fight.

All right?

Now, kids, let's call Jimmy and see if he's up.

- Mom! - What? I just wanna make sure he's up for class.

He's definitely not.

Okay. How do you know that, Kelly?

Mom, you call every day. He's not stupid.

He knows it's you calling from my phone. So why don't you just call him yourself?

Do me a favor, and just once,

you follow the one rule that I've been teaching you since you were a kid,

and honor your mother and father and call your brother Jimmy.

Or I swear to God, Kelly, you know what I'm gonna do?

- I'm taking the phone away from you permanently. - No you will not.

- Shut up, Ciara. - Okay, Ciara. You know what?

Seriously, that is really annoying, so please don't chime in.

And, Kelly, I'm gonna tell you something.

If you're ugly on the inside, pretty on the outside, no one likes you.

So you know what? Call your brother Jimmy.

Mom, when I'm in college, I'll answer.

Shut up, Sean!

That's not okay. It's so early, and that kind of talk is just sad.

And you know what, Sean?

What?

You get to call Jimmy.

- Yeah. - Hi, it's Mom.

I know.

- How'd you know? - 'Cause you call me every day.

You know what, Jimmy. You're really lucky that I call you every day

because you wanna know something?

People in Tijuana have no one to call them

because they live in tires and they have no phone reception.

So why don't you feel lucky?

And you know what?

I got the kids here, and we all just want to say we love you.

We hope your... Guys, say, "We love you" to Jimmy.

- Hi, Jimmy. - "We love you, Jimmy."

Hi, you guys.