Rocks

- As-salamu alaykum! - Inshallah!

They must think we're crackheads.

Inshallah, my brother.

You need to be careful before I get a complaint from my neighbours!

Yawa!

Or whatever!

- Kadijah! - Or whatever!

- Rocks! - Or whatever!

- Sumaya! - Or whatever!

- Sabina! - Or whatever!

- Agnes! - Or whatever!

We just did it as a joke last time!

Swear that bullet building wasn't The Shard.

- Is it not? - What is it called?

- The Hombre. - The Gherkin!

- Yeah, Gherkin, yeah. -You hear what I just said?

-The Hombre. -I've never been to The Shard.

My boyfriend took me to The Shard a lot.

Rocks, what boyfriend?

- Oi, watch your mouth! -

The Gherkin. I'm joking.

No, me and my boyfriend would go a lot of places.

You don't have a boyfriend, now shut up.

-Stop being delusional, fam. -

-Why you guys hating, bruv? -Just 'cause.

The city's too busy. Sometimes you need to rest.

Drop, one!

Yo, teach us your ballet rubbish.

That's the most stiff ting I've seen in my life.

-Exactly! It's like-- -No, look. Come on, ballerina.

Yeah!

Oh! Some contemporary!

We're only in secondary school. Stop thinking about marriage.

Maybe her bum was natural at first.

- Townies! -Chicken shop, yeah?

I want chicken wings today.

-Are you gonna blag us? -I'm getting a burger.

-Yeah, cool. -

I'm actually sick and tired.

How you guys wanting chicken? Like, I'm so sick of it.

- I want some wings. - I just want chips.

Oh, yeah. You're not about that chicken.

I think that's done.

- Ready for breakfast. - Ready for breakfast.

- What's all this? -Food.

What, yam and egg?

You've got a big day ahead of you.

Cool.

-Sure you're all right, Mum? - Yeah.

- I'm serving it. - Okay.

- Let him, let him serve it. -I could see.

-Let him serve the eggs, come on. -Let me serve the eggs.

No!

Mm-mm!

Yeah, leave him.

- -Come on, you're far too mature for that.

No, you eat your egg.

-Don't tell me what to do, I-- -

"Nya, nya, nya..."

Are you going to eat or what?

Shall we say the Lord's Prayer 'cause we're eating yams?

Okay.

Our Father, He's up in heaven, long be Thy name.

Thy kingdom come, I won't be done in earth is as heaven.

Give us us day our daily bread and give us our trespasses

as we forgive those who trench... pass against us.

And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.

-Amen. -Amen.

-Amen. - To the remix.

- -Preacher!

Thank you.

- Bye, Mum. - Wait!

Here. Come here.

Come here.

Yeah, yeah.

Yo, Sumaya!

-You're wet! -Shut up!

Waste gal!

Good morning. Welcome back, hope you had a nice summer.

- Hi, sir. -Hi, morning.

Mia, step aside for a second please. Right, what is this?

Jewellery, yep, take it off. It's not school policy, you know.

-Or that, get gone, thank you very much. -What?

Excuse me, Sumaya, stand here for a second.

Morning, girls.

Those are black trainers, not school shoes.

Alright, you need to take 'em off. Understand? Thank you.

Keep walking, keep walking, thank you very much.

Excuse me, just stand aside there for a second.

Keep going, girls, thank you very much.

Um, is it sunny inside?

No, so take 'em off please. Off you go. Morning.

Let me put that away for you, yeah?

Come on, alright.

It's the rubber of destiny.

- -I'm gettin' it...

Alright, cool. Someone ask a question.

If it says "yes" then next time we go to your chicken and chip shop,

you have to buss us all six wings and chips.

-No! -Cool, cool, cool.

Now, say want you want now, just go on.

So six wings and chips for all of us.

Chicken wrap. Yeah, make sure you get that sauce.

-Chips, two wings, strip burger. -It's alright, bruv!

It's alright!

-Hey, Yawa's not a part of this! - Yawa...

That's some maths.

- -No! No, no!

Where's my six wings and chips?

Okay, so today,

we're going to be talking about your career paths.

It's a very important year for you

'cause you're gonna be taking your options this year.

Alright, so has anybody thought about what they might want to do in the future?

-Agnes? -I wanna be a journalist.

Journalist, fantastic. Well done.

Anybody else? Got any ideas?

-Natasha? -I wanna be a relationship therapist.

-A relationship therapist? -

- Shut up! -

Rocks, Sumaya, listen.

Kadijah, tell me, what do you want to do?

I wanna be a lawyer.

-A lawyer? -Yeah.

And you know you need to have very high levels to be a lawyer?

She does have high levels though.

-Well... -Rocks--

-What you trying to say? -Your levels aren't as high

as they might need to be if you want to be a lawyer.

It's always a good idea to have a backup plan.

-A plan B. -You don't need no backup.

Rocks, what's P Diddy, 50 Cent? What's that about?

I wanna be like P Diddy and 50 Cent.

Yeah, I wanna make a mil before I'm 30.

You've got to think about, specifically what type of career?

-The entertainment industry. -A business.

Business. Now you're getting there.

-What type of business? -Make-up.

Make-up? Like Rihanna?

- -I got you guys.

And look how much followers she has as well.

Oh, wow. Are these all your clients, Rocks?

She gets paid to do their make-up.

- I'm impressed. -

Hey, £2 if you want Rocks to do your brows.

Girl, you're gonna have to pay.

-Wait, wait, wait... -50p?

Baby girl, you can't move.

Oh, she got Hubba Bubba still.

- -Hubba Bubba!

Put your pesky hands back, fam, and pay the money if you want it!

Hey, Sasha, what's your body count?

She was doing...

Girls, come on now. Quickly.

You can do it, man, come on.

What is this?

You know it doesn't actually take your virginity, right?

-It actually does. -No, it doesn't 'cause it's not that long.

-It actually does. -The thing's not that long.

Pull the white string.

Now take out that plastic white part.

There, you see? That's gonna take your virginity, yeah?

-Trust me, yeah. -Just put it in!

Okay, then move, move.

I think maybe there's eight dinosaurs.

Eight?

-Yeah. -How many?

Sorry.

Can you count to ten?