Lexx

I am Kai

last of the Brunnen G

Millennia ago,

the Brunnen G led humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilisation.

The Time Prophet predicted

that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order

and the League of 20,000 Planets

Someday, that will happen

but not today.

As today is my day of death.

The day our story begins

Yo A O

Yo A O, Hom Var Ray

Yo A Ra, Jerum Brunnen G

Yo A O, Hom Var Ray

Yo A Ra, Jerum Brunnen G

Yo A O, Hom Var Ray

Yo A Ra, Jerum Brunnen G

Yo A Ra, Jerum Brunnen G

Stingers!

Stingers ready

Our one chance and our one chance alone is to hit His Shadow's control pod

Good luck. Very, very good luck

ForeShadow in range

Fire now!

Crash into the control pod!

His Shadow

His Divine Shadow, yes

The Brunnen G will defeat you

I do not think so.

The power of order has destroyed your planet.

The power of order will destroy you

And you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive

The Time Prophet

has seen your order destroyed

by the Brunnen G

The Time Prophet's vision appears to be flawed

We will incinerate the carcass

No

This last specimen of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers

merits punishment beyond death

Transport it to the Bio-Scholars

An insect. Curious

Only a thin dimensional barrier

separates us from the festering evil,

the malignant depravity

and alien chaos

of the Dark Zone

The Dark Zone is not separate, like two different planets.

The Dark Zone coexists in the same space as our universe

in the same place, at the same time

The Dark Zone has no rules, no sense, no order

We give thanks to His Divine Shadow for his ceaseless vigilance,

protecting our universe of light and order

from the horrors and disorder of the Dark Zone

We worship His Shadow. Long may he reign

Good morning

Security Guard Class 4

Number 47632943

Department 511 Level 4

This is your third wake up call

If you are late you will receive 7 demerits.

You already have 991 demerits

Prisoner Transport 58K603 you are past the Frontier

Commence your revival sequence

Due to a bulkhead malfunction

prisoner transport 58K603,

you are being diverted from gate 417

punishment level 2 to gate 511

Due to a bulkhead malfunction

prisoner transport 58K6...

Number 11 freeze-dried again

I've seen a lot of women in my life

and you know something?

You've gotta be the ugliest one I ever laid eyes on.

Does this mean anything to you?

No. Nothing means anything to me, handsome

It's your day of justice, Thodin

I worship His Shadow

Prisoner transport 58K603 requesting docking beam

Authority code

Code?

Nobody asks for code anymore

Wrong code

I can't remember the code

I suggest you try another gate then

What rank are you?

Security guard, class 4

Security guard, class 4, sir

I'm a line major

and I'm ordering you

to turn on your docking beam

Understand?

I can't do that. Why not?

You've got the wrong code

I am giving you a direct order

4th class security guard

I can't help you

I worship His Shadow

I worship His Shadow

Docking beam is engaged now sir

and security guard class 4 Stanley Tweedle

is presently being entered for correction

and punishment himself

I request that he be demoted

Class 4 is already the lowest

Then I trust that his punishment

will be severe

That will happen, sir

May His Shadow fall upon you

You must enter yourself into correction centre number 40

before watch change today, Stan

Stanley Tweedle

And may His Merciful Shadow fall upon you

May His Merciful Shadow fall upon

me, preferably

We have little time!

The sedative-

No time

He fought well

A truly vicious human being

He will prove to be a good host

The second vac! We don't have time, one will have to do

But he may not be fully cleansed!

We will have to risk it

Divine Shadow, you must perform the Kiss

Divine Shadow, the Kiss

We worship His Divine Predecessor

Divine Shadow, may your reign be long and worthy

Divine Predecessors

I than you for your gift of selection

I will serve order

I will serve you

and I will serve myself

Divine Shadow

today is a dark day for heretics

and infidels throughout our universe

The Lexx will soon be fully grown

and we will be able to send it on its voyage bringing destruction

upon all those who would oppose the League of 20,000

How will we know which planets shelter enemies of order,

which planets are to be chosen for destruction?

That will be your task

Then my task is complete

I choose to destroy them all

That has not been our plan

Divine Predecessors

I am formed from you

but my host brain was not fully cleansed

and therefore I am also partly formed from humans

I will choose my own path

and I choose that I myself

will command the Lexx on its voyage of destruction

But the prophecy-

I have no patience for your ancient superstitions!

The Brunnen G have been extinct for over 2000 years

The Divine Shadow must never leave the Cluster unless there is grave peril

We need each other's strength

I agree. Divine Predecessors

I will not risk being separated from your wisdom

your guidance - as you will join me on my voyage

The prophecy is upon us. Impossible!

The prophecy is false

The Brunnen G are extinct

Brethren

I was the one who killed them all

but I did not destroy them all

One specimen was preserved

Impossible!

Predecessors - look into me

I was the one who took his life

I have his memory

Prophet

I have come to you because

the forces of His Shadow grow stronger

and we Brunnen G no longer have the weapons to combat it

I have the strength to answer one question

Say to me your question

Will the forces of His Shadow destroy us?

Time as you know had a beginning

and time has an end

and then time begins again

as we shall each live our lives again

exactly as before

I have been gifted to see into the old cycles of time

not very clearly, mind you,

but I have learned that in the future past

the Brunnen G

the great victor in the war against the insect civilisation,

shall be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow

but after His Shadow leaves the Cluster,

they will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G

This has happened before. It will happen again

We are boarding the Lexx. We will all be destroyed!

You!

You, I know you!

Stanley Tweedle - it's him! Stanley Tweedle

Murderer!

Stanley Tweedle - oh!

Traitor!