Le prime 200 righe.
Hello? Hello?
Please! No!
Please!
Hello, anybody hear me?
Hello, please! What do you want?
Please!
Hello? Please.
Hello, please, hello...
No, just my last box to pack
so I’m gonna enjoy for all I care.
What, am I talking to myself here?
Oh, thank you.
I've just been tutoring you, mom.
I have to make... God, I don't know, I just...
In gonna need one of you guys to come over here...
- now forget it. - Hey, mom.
I need the tape. Wheres the tape?
Oh, why would I know where the tape is, honey?
You're the one that always has the tape.
- Tara. - Stop it.
Mom, tell them what you're doing.
You know what In doing.
No, mom, tell them!
Oh!
A little warning would be helpful, sweetheart.
Okay, so this photo was sent to us by their grandkids.
I took it, colorized it
and added a little pizzaz!
Because here at sticker em up printing
we go the extra mile!
- Mom. Mom. - Hm?
You can't sound like you're selling something.
- Isn’t that the point? - Yeah.
But they can't know you're trying to sell them something.
Right. Soft sell versus hard sell.
Exactly.
You're lucky In a professional.
And don't say pizazz, you're not 80.
Um, mom, I need all the pos, and I can't find them anywhere.
Oh, don't, please, don't touch anything on Toms desk, honey.
You know how he hates that.
Hell be here any minute and hell help you
find what you're looking for.
Okay, fine.
Isn’t it a little strange
for you to have him here all the time?
Strange? No.
We've been divorced for three years.
We built the business together, honey
its not strange.
And we know how much mom hates paperwork.
With a passion. Plus, he's not here all the time.
He's just here couple of hours a week running numbers.
Despite the fact that he's not here anymore
he loves seeing you girls.
He was a good stepdad, wasn't he?
He was.
Some people are just better as friends.
And, hey, free labor.
- Wow, right on cue. - Wow, right on cue.
Jinx, one two, three.
"find a job you enjoy doing, and you'll never have
to work a day in your life."
- what? - Mark twain?
- Okay, Tom. - I like that.
- Right? - I do like that.
Here's your paperwork. Unfortunately
there's less of it.
Why?
Revenues down, In not panicking yet.
But we gotta find something to grow revenue.
Okay, you heard him. He said work harder.
We gotta chop-chop. Lets do it.
Oh, my God, mom, "chop chop?"
That's worse than "pizazz."
- You're killing me. - Alright, everyone, be nice.
Well, In finished. So In gonna get out of here.
- Where you going? - Wait, hey, hey.
You told me that you'd help me with moms flash pic video.
Right. Can we do that a little later?
- I have to get going. - Where?
- Just some errands. - What errands?
Tara, your mom needs to know where you're going.
Okay, you caught me.
I have to go pick up some candy from an old man in a van across
the street and then I still need some balloons
from that clown in the sewer.
Can you pick me up a snickers as well?
And a blue balloon?
Not funny.
I love you guys, Ill be home early.
- Love you. - Bye.
Can you come here and help me with this?
I don't know how to open this darn thing.
- Just open the pdf. - Okay.
Boom!
Oh, my...
- Really? You scared me. - Sorry.
- Couldn't help myself. - Alright.
Oh, I hate you.
Hey. Hm.
- I missed you. - I missed you, too.
Hey, what is, what is this?
Uh, some jerk biker guy have smashed into me.
Its nothing.
Did you get into a fight again?
- No. - No?
- In not like that anymore. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Hang on. Its my mom.
She wants me home for dinner by 8:00.
- Hm, family dinner. - Just chill.
Oh, finally get the chance to meet me.
I thought we talked about this
and it was just gonna be the two of us.
Oh, you're afraid, they're gonna think In too old for you, huh?
- Well, you are 25. - Well, In not like 50.
I mean, come on.
But once they finally meet me, they'll fall in love with me.
Are you pretty sure about that?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Yeah?
I think about you all the time.
I think about you, too.
When you were at the cafe this morning
I wanted to come by and see you.
How did you know that I was at the cafe?
- Come on. - No, no.
What are you talking about?
You put me on find your friends.
- Like a month ago, remember? - Right.
I forgot about it.
That was really supposed to, only be for that day.
I didn't even realize that it was on.
Wait, what are you doing?
In turning it off.
Come on. In not like some stalker dude.
Just wanna know where you are. Its romantic.
Well, In right here, right now.
Yeah, but not for long.
Yeah, the summer that we did kind of fly by.
Yeah, you'll be in Rossmore in new jersey.
Its not like you're in Australia.
Its like a five-hour flight.
- Well figure it out. - Right.
In not gonna miss that.
- What? - You barging in.
Oh, my God. Come on. You're gonna have a bunch of roommates.
It'll be good practice.
Hey, are you keeping this?
Why? You want it?
I don't know.
- I don't really remember him? - I know.
I know you were really young when he died.
Do you remember any of it?
Some.
Do you remember that day?
Wait, isn't this the day that he started calling me...
- Rocky? - Yes.
You demanded two scoops of rocky road ice cream
every time, you were obsessed.
With it and with punching people.
So it really worked out for you all the way around.
Hey, um, these were in the guestroom closet.
You want to look through them?
Uh, yeah. Thanks, mom.
Yeah.
He would have been so proud of you.
You too.
Right, In gonna take these downstairs.
Don't stay up too late. Got it?
- Goodnight. - Love you.
You take this.
- You sure? - Hm-hm.
Hey, I know what I said.
But In gonna miss you barging in.
I know.
Goodnight.
Alright, here we see the demands
put on the CEO of a small company.
Not only does she have to manage the entire business
but at the same time, manages to provide sustenance
to her very hungry children.
Who, by the way, are old enough to cook for themselves.
- Mom. - What? Its the truth.
Am I famous yet?
You're on your way, this one got about 1,000 likes.
Which is about 300 more than the first.
No way.
Shouldn't you be studying?
Okay, check it out, my last practice test up by 26 points.
Wow, that's great.
Now do you have time to tutor me again?
I think its really helping.
Yeah, sure, but it-its the sats.
Its mainly just practice.
Well, its easy for you to say when you already aced them.
Honey, can't you just tutor your sister for like one hour?
Mom, I have a lot of things that I have to do today.
Oh, my God. Ew. This is hers.
Oh. Sorry.
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