Mr. & Mrs. Smith

片名: 史 密 斯 夫 妇

- 好 我先说 - 好的 - Okay. I'll go first. Um- - Okay.

其实 我们根本不用来看心理医生 Let me say, uh, we don't really need to be here.

我们结婚已经五年了 See, we've been married five years.

- 六年 - 五 六年了 - Six. - Five, six years.

这就好像给汽车做个年检 And this is like a checkup for us.

检查一下引擎 Um, a chance to poke around the engine...

换换机油 再更新一下点火器 maybe change the oil, replace a seal or two.

是的 Yeah.

那好 我们开始吧 Very well then. Let's pop the hood.

从1分到10分 你会给你们夫妻感情打几分? On a scale of one to ten, how happy are you as a couple?

- 8分 - 等一下 - Eight. - Wait.

10分是非常完美? 1分是非常痛苦? Ten being perfectly happy and one being totally miserable?

- 还是… - 凭直觉回答 - Or- - Just respond instinctively.

好的 Okay.

- 准备好了? - 准备好了 - Ready? - Ready.

- 8分 - 8分 - Eight. - Eight.

你们多长时间做一次爱? How often do you have sex?

我不明白你什么意思 I don't understand the question.

我也糊涂了 也要给打分吗? Yeah, I'm lost. Is this a one-to-ten thing?

1分是做得很少呢? 还是根本不做了? Like, is one very little, or is one nothing?

严格来讲 Because, you know, tech-technically speaking...

0才是根本不做了 the zero would be nothing.

没错 如果我们不知道1代表什么 那10呢? That's right. And if we don't know what one is- What's ten?

- 是的 因为是10的话 - 天啊 - Yeah, 'cause ten - Oh, God.

- 持续的 - 不停歇的 - Constant. Uh- - Unrelenting.

- 无休止的 就像是… - 不吃不喝地做 - N-Not stopping for, like- I mean, just- - Nothing to eat.

就跟斯丁一样 Like Sting.

看看斯丁白天的工作 谁还能在 一周里抽出60小时来干这事呢? Well, look at Sting's day job. Who else has 60 hours a week to put in the sack?

这个问题不用打分 只是个基本的 问题而已 你们多长时间做一次爱? It's not a one-to-ten scenario. It's a basic question. How often do you have sex?

那就说说这个星期吧 How about this week?

- 周末也算吗? - 当然 - Including the weekend? - Sure.

说一下你们是怎么认识的? Describe how you first met.

在哥伦比亚 Uh, it was - It was in Colombia.

波哥大 Bogot?

- 五年前 - 六年前 - Five years ago. - Six.

对 五 六年前 Right. Five or six years ago.

你一个人吗 先生? Hey. ¿Qué pasa?

嗯? Hmm?

不 No.

不 不是 No, no, no, no. Está bien.

我们俩是一起的 She's with me. Está bien.

我叫简 I'm Jane.

我叫约翰 John.

- 很高兴认识你 - 我也一样 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet ya.

- 为我们虎口脱险干杯 - 为我们虎口脱险干杯 - To dodging bullets. - To dodging bullets.

话说过了 So, it speaks.

不如来跳舞吧? But does it dance?

嗨 陌生人 Hiya, stranger.

我回来了 Hiya back.

服务员溜了 我只好自己来 I think room service fled. I did what I could.

谢谢 Thank you.

棒极了 Mm! Oh, that's good.

希望如此 我可是亲手挤的羊奶 I hope so. I had to milk a goat to get it.

嘿 过来吧! Hey! Step right up!

女士们先生们 试试你的… Ladies and gentlemen, try your lu-

这位女士 想试试吗? How about you, little lady? Wanna try your luck?

拿个奖品 Win a prize.

嗯 好吧 Hmm. Yeah. All right.

- 两位 - 两位来玩 - Two. - We got two over here.

- 你知道怎么拿枪吗? - 来吧 五枪五美元 - Do you know how to hold it? - Step right up! Five shots. Five dollars.

- 是的 - 是这样? - Yeah. - Yeah?

- 你必须先瞄准 - 我在瞄准 - You gotta aim. - I am.

别笑 不然我要教训你 Don't laugh. I'll kill you.

你眼都没眨 You didn't blink.

你要为你的女孩赢得一只绒毛玩具吗 Would you like to win a stuffed animal for your little girl?

- 来呀 - 噢 - Come on. - Ooh.

人人都是赢家 Everybody's a winner.

有奖品吗? Do we still get somethin'?

新手的好运气 Beginner's luck.

- 我想要再打一次 - 我们再打一次 - I wanna go again. - We're goin' again.

人人都是赢家 赢个奖品吧 赢个奖品吧 Everybody's a winner. Win a prize. Win a prize.

你在哪儿学的射击? Where'd you learn to shoot like that?

新手的好运气 Beginner's luck.

不 你刚认识她六个星期 Stop. Stop. You've only known the girl for six weeks.

我很爱她 她聪明 性感 I'm in love. She's smart, sexy.

奔放 自然 神秘 She's uninhibited, spontaneous, complicated.

人见人爱 She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen!

我认识格拉蒂耶斯 两年半后我才求婚的 I knew Gladys for two and a half years before I asked her to marry me.

婚姻需要以相互了解为基础 不然的话 很容易破裂的 You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother. The other stuff fades.

嗨 Hi.

你不认为这太快了吗? So, you don't think this is all happening a little fast?

你是了解我的 我做事从来都是谨慎考虑过的 You know me. I never do anything without thinking it through.

他是干什么的? What does he do?

他是搞建筑的 一个大承包商 He's in construction. He's a big-time contractor.

她是华尔街计算机咨询顾问… A server goes down on Wall Street...

整天都在那里 she's there anytime, day or night.

是电脑界的蝙蝠侠 She's like Batman for computers.

他和我一样 经常出差 这就再适合不过了 He's gone as much as I am, so... it's perfect.

你们顶多半年就玩完 I give the whole thing six months tops.

艾迪 我已经向她求婚了 Eddie, I asked her to marry me.

什么? What?

- 我要结婚了 - 我听不清 - I'm getting married. - What? I can't hear ya.

- 我要结婚了 - 我听不清 - I'm getting married. - I can't hear him.

你能先别打他吗? 我想他说了些疯话 Can you stop hittin' him? I think he said somethin' crazy.

我要结婚了! I'm getting married!

我要结婚了! I'm getting married!

- 这水龙头应该换了 - 嗯 - Gotta get these filters changed. - Mm-hmm.

你觉得沃克森大夫怎么样? What did you think of Dr. Wexler?

- 他的问题毫无特点 - 是的 不好意思 - His questions were a bit wishy-washy. - Yeah. Sorry.

- 一点深度都没有 - 对 - Not the most insightful. - No.

他的办事处离我们太远 His office is clear across town.

你知道4点钟是交通高峰期 我可不是很想去 You know that 4:00 means we hit rush hour. I'm not crazy about that.

- 就这么定了? - 好 - So, that's settled then, yeah? - Okay.

好 - Okay.

- 7点钟吃晚饭 - 好的 我会赶过去...回来的 - Dinner's at 7:00. - Yep. I'll be there- here.

- 嗨 宝贝 - 很准时嘛 - Hi, babe. - Perfect timing.

外面雨很大 It's pissin' rain out there.

这是你要的牛油 我带回来了 Here's your butter. I bring you butter.

- 工作怎样? - 一般般吧 - How was work? - Eh, so-so.

- 是嘛? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.

我去找艾迪喝了几杯 Oh, I stopped off for a drink with Eddie.

- 这是加了盐的 - 什么? - This is salted. - What?

这是加了盐的 It's salted.

还有其他种类的吗? Is there any other kind?

有不加盐的 Unsalted.

比如说我让你买的那种 Like I asked for.

没关系 我也可以用上 It's fine. I'll make it work.

- 好的 - 噢 我买了新窗帘 - Okay. - Oh, I got new curtains.

嗯? 你觉得怎样? Well? What do you think?

- 嗯 - 在材料选择上花了心思 - Huh. - There was a struggle over the material.

曾有个小插曲 一个男的… This little tea sandwich of a man-

- 他先拿到了这个布料 但最后我赢了 - 当然是你赢了 - He got his hands on them first, but I won. - Of course you did.

它们是带点绿色的 我想我们要换点沙发的面布 They're a bit green. I think we're gonna have to reupholster the sofas...

肯定是需要新的料子的 也许是用波斯绸吧 and definitely get a new rug, maybe a Persian.

或者我们可以把旧的留着 那我们就什么都不用换了 Or we can keep the old ones. Then we don't have to change a thing.

我们之前说过的 记得吗? We talked about this. You remember?

我记得 我记得我们是说会等等 I remember. I remember 'cause we said we'd wait.

如果你不喜欢它们 我们可以换掉 If you don't like 'em, we can take 'em back.

好的 我不喜欢它们 Okay. I don't like 'em.

你会习惯的 You'll get used to 'em.

- 我喜欢它们 - 好吧. - I like 'em. - Yeah.

嗯 直到3月还是0% Huh. Zero percent A.P.R. Till March.

好 我们开始第二部分. So, part two. Here we are.

只有这次 你是一个人回来的 你为何回来? Only this time, you came back alone. Why did you come back?

我不太确定 I'm not sure really.

我先澄清 我爱我的妻子 Let me clarify. I love my wife.

我想让她高兴 Um, I want her to be happy.

我想让她幸福 Uh, I want good things for her.

但有些时候… But there are times...

- 亲爱的 你能不能… - 再过5分钟 - Honey, would you just- - Five more minutes.

那问题在哪里? So what's the problem?

我们之间有巨大的距离 There's this huge space between us...

而且还充斥着一些我们彼此 都不愿告诉对方的事情 and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other.

- 那叫什么来着? - 婚姻 - What is that called? - Marriage.

你们不愿与对方说的是什么? What don't you say to each other?

嗯 Uh - Hmm.

通用的裕康车评了三颗星呢 The GMC Yukon got three stars.

这看上去不错 你搞了新花样? This looks nice. Did you do something new?

- 嗯 - 是吗? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

我加上了青豆. I added peas.

是呀! 青豆 Yeah, peas.

就是多了绿色 Yeah, it's the green.

亲爱的 把盐递过来一下 好吗? Sweetheart, will you pass the salt?

在桌子中间 It's in the middle of the table.

什么在桌子中间? Oh, is that the middle of the table?

就在你我中间 Yeah. It's between you and me.

好的 Okay.

- 你对他坦白吗? - 相当坦白 - How honest are you with him? - Pretty honest.

我从不对他说谎的 I mean, it's not like I lie to him... or anything.

我们只是有些小秘密 We just, uh, Have little secrets.

每个人都有小秘密 Everybody has secrets, you know.

对不起 宝贝 Shit. Sorry, hon.

- 我来捡吧 - 不 我来 别动 - I'll get it. - No, I got it. I got it. Don't move.

噢 找我的 Oh, that's me.

天啊! Jesus!

- 亲爱的 你吓着我了 - 抱歉 亲爱的 - Honey, you scared me. - I'm sorry, hon.

我在找…你要出去吗? I was lookin' for the, uh - You goin' out?

律师楼的服务器坏了 Yeah. Some clown crashed a server in a law firm downtown...

他们认为是世界末日了 and ended the world as they know it, so, yes.

嗯 Mmm.

你答应过要去库曼家做客的 We promised the Colemans.

- 我知道 - 很好 - I know. - Okay.

我会去的 I'll be there. In and out.

我很快就赶回来. Just a quickie.

你也许会觉得只有你有这些问题 It probably feels like you're the only people going through this.

但我告诉你 成千上万的夫妇… But I'll tell you something. There are millions of couples...

…存在这些问题 that are experiencing the same problems.

嗯 Uh-huh.

- 我们一小时后上机 - 好的 - We got a plane in an hour. - All right.

我选八百元的题目 Quotes. 800.

…被追问内幕交易 Prodded about possible insider trading...

她在国家电视台上说… she remarked on national television...

"我要专心炮制色拉" "I want to focus on my salad. "

- 布赖恩 - 玛萨·斯杜伊特 - Brian. - Martha Stewart.

四十元 Forty.

好吧 我跟你…什么事? 这家伙是谁? I'll match your - What the hell? What's this shite?

总是找不到厕所 Sorry. Where's the can around here?

- 天啊 - 来… - For Chrissakes. - Take a-

- 玩牌? - 我们自己玩的 你给我滚 - Hey, you guys playin' poker? - Private game. Piss off.

我可以坐下来看看吗? Hey, could I sit in? You think I can sit in?

你难道听不明白 "你给我滚"? What part of "piss off" do you not understand?

嗨 老兄 就不能友善一点儿? Guys. Hey, whoa, whoa. Be a little friendly.

我有钱 我有… - I got the cash. I got the ca- -

我让你们看看我的钱 Dude, I'm just showing you my bankroll, man.

我有钱 I got the money.

你们明白我什么意思吗? 你们明白我什么意思吗? 你们明白我什么意思吗? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

明白吗? 明白吗? Poker - Don't even know her.

如果你们让我加入 我会加入的 So if you want me to sit in, I'll sit in.

我跟你们玩牌 如果你们不愿意 我就不玩了 And I'll play some cards with youse. If you don't, I won't.