Awkward.

Previously on Awkward...

- That's just the engagement party - _

that you're hosting tomorrow night.

She doesn't love him and she never did!

I need to tell you something about Matty.

He... loves... you!

What did Gabby know that I didn't?

Jenna, it's time for your speech.

What speech?

Is it possible that you know who

you're meant to be with from the start?

T's party had left both of us reeling,

me from Gabby's revelation that Matty still had feelings for me,

and T from the end of her engage... mish.

I couldn't think of a better way to deal with these bombshells

then pigs in a blanket and season four of Sex and the City.

You may have blown up my engagement,

but at least your mom has all of Sex and the City on DVD.

Hopefully it'll take my mind off my ex in the Marines.

Carrie, take me away.

The ?

As Charla was going uptown,

I was going way down.

They don't call me Mr. Big for nothing!

Ew, stop it! Stop it!

Sexin' the Titties?

"Lace, thought we could watch this one together. Love, Kev."

Ew.

Why would your dad put his porn in with the normal DVDs?

Keep the ish in your nasty drawer with your motion lotion.

I don't even want to think about it.

Let's just be grateful we found the real DVDs.

Oh, my God. Jenna.

What if... what if Adam is my Mr. Big, and I just let him go?

Oh, T.

He might have been the love of my life

and I just let him walk away.

Come on, do you really think "the one" is a thing?

I mean, I think there are lots of loves in your life.

No, there's one, and for me it might have been Adam.

I'm never gonna meet a guy like him ever again!

I'm going to end up marrying some dude who should have

been a one night bland, and yeah, we'll stay together

for the kids, but there will be no real passion,

and we'll both end up having affairs with our tennis pros.

I can't do this, Jenna! I hate court sports!

Okay, take it down a little.

Carrie and Big spent some time apart,

and they eventually got back together.

I mean, maybe you can get him back, too.

- You think so? - Of course.

You're right. I can win Adam back,

and it is not going to take me six seasons to do it.

I'm going to go get him right now.

Tamara couldn't leave.

Because if Tamara left, I'd have no choice

but to think about whether Matty still had feelings for me,

and I did not want to think about that.

Besides, it made no sense for T to go now.

Adam's base was hella far.

T, it's 11:00, and his base is hours away.

Just wait and call him in the morning.

I can't call him in the morning, Jenna.

It's love, it can't wait.

Nothing good happens after midnight.

- Calm down. - Don't tell me to calm down!

This is all your...

Okay, this is at least half your fault.

Why aren't you being supportive of this relationship?

Because it's not real.

T, you got engaged to a guy you met two hours earlier,

and strung him along for months because you loved playing bride!

It was all a sham!

Really? And what would you know about a real relationship?

Uh, what is that supposed to mean?

You up all your relationships.

Okay, no, I don't.

You are too short to ride that LOL-lercoaster, Jenna.

You have sabotaged every relationship

you have ever been in.

That is extremely untrue and incredibly mean.

I say this with all the love in the world,

but you are a relationship saboteur.

And I don't want to follow in your footsteps.

Honestly, the fact that you don't think

I should go after Adam means I definitely should.

Hey babe, I'm on my way to your base,

and I can't wait to see you and explain to you

why I've been acting like I ordered

a Venti DumDum Spice Latte from Bizarrebucks.

You're totally going to laugh. It's so us.

I was trying to focus on Carrie and company,

but I couldn't get what Tamara had said out of my mind.

Was I really a relationship saboteur?

Oh, my God, was Matty here?

Was he going to act on those feelings Gabby told me about?

I wasn't ready for this.

Hey, is Gabby here?

She outran me and then texted me

she was going to sleep at your place.

Well, she texted me "Slap win at Jerma's"

with some winking emojis, but I got kind of worried.

I haven't seen her since the party.

Well, right after the party,

when she was running through my yard pantsless.

. Okay, thanks.

Hey, while you're here, quick question.

- Okay. - Uh, we used to go out, and...

Oh, my God. We did, didn't we?

I know, right? It was, like, forever ago.

Yeah, we never talk about it anymore.

Listen, I'm probably being crazy, and this is probably

a dumb question, but... was I the reason we didn't work out?

It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter now.

Wait, so that's a no?

No.

Maybe you weren't completely honest with me.

But, whatever.

It's not like you treated me differently than anyone else.

What does that mean?

I don't have time to detail all of the drama that you caused.

I gotta go find my girlfriend,

and if she's not here, where is she?

What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here? - It's my friggin' car!

Oh, the last thing I remember is being so tired at Jenna's house

and your car looked so comfortable.

Ugh, I think I'm going to be sick.

No, do not ralph-and-roll all over my upholstery.

My mom will go full American Psycho.

There's a plastic bag full of plastic bags

under the passenger seat.

- Can you just take me home? - Totally.

We're just going to run a quick errand first.

Mm.

I'd gotten a lot of news tonight,

and I couldn't help but wonder, was any of it true?

Did Matty still love me?

Why did that freak me out?

Was it because I was bad at relationships?

Is there such a thing as "the one?"

And just how many pigs in a blanket

is it okay to eat before bedtime?

At times like these, a girl can't get by

without a little help from her friends.

Hi!

So, Gabby said Matty's still in love with me.

Yay! This is such great news.

I just read a book that said high school sweethearts

make the best husbands.

No one's talking about husbands.

I don't even know if I still have feeling for him.

I mean, sure, I did love him, but the past is the past.

The past is never dead. The past isn't even past.

That's what Abraham Lincoln said.

I don't think Abraham Lincoln said that.

Oh, yeah? Then who said it?

Back to the Baberaham Lincoln at hand,

honey, Matty doesn't love you.

Why would he? He's a catch and you're a snatch

who ruins all her relationships.

I'm great at relationships. I've had tons of boyfriends.

If you were great at relationships,

you'd only have one.

Face it, you've blown up every one of your relationships.

You're like an emotional suicide bomber.

That's not true. I'm always getting dumped.

Yeah, because you it up.

Go ask some of your dumb exes if you don't believe us.

At times like this, a girl has to wonder,

why is there a man dressed as a hotdog outside her window?

They say past actions are the best predictor

of future behavior.

And so, before I turn my attention

to the subject of Gabby's gabbin',

I couldn't help but wonder,

am I the reason my relationships fail?

Um, yeah.

I thought you said we were running a quick errand.

- We are. - We've been driving for hours.

Just stay in the car and be cool, okay?

We'll be home in no time.

Okay, so you haven't picked up the phone yet

or responded to any of my ten messages, 33 texts,

or seven sexts, which the last one was pretty hot.

But that's okay, because I'm here.

Like, literally, I'm outside. See you in a min.

Jake? I'm with Tamara.

I don't know, I'm literally in the middle of a desert,

and it's dark and scary and I think she's lost her mind.

Don't yell. I'm still so drunk.

- Can I help you? - I'm here to win back

the love of my life, Adam Walker.

So should I just head to his barracks,

or should I do a Say Anything scenario out here,