The Return of the Lame Hero (毕正明的证明)

China's railway system,

with a network of three east-west and five north-south,

plus 72 main trunk lines,

is a prime battleground for all the top players.

What top players?

Thieves?

Among them,

the most legendary

Master Si, the leader of the Rong Clan. He once boasted that

nothing he sets his eyes on is beyond his reach.

Hi, are you alone?

Then come with us.

My mom's cooking is really good.

I'll ask my mom to buy you a soda too.

Mom, I need to pee.

You need to go again?

Easy, now.

Slow down.

Don't step on people.

I bought the soda

to help with your medicine,

yet you drank it all.

Not all of it.

Your health isn't improving,

but you sure learned

how to lie real quick.

Other boys can pee in a bottle.

Why can't you?

Excuse me, Sir.

Coming through.

Hold it.

I can't hold it any longer.

Mom,

what's that?

Thief!

Thief!

Thief!

That's my bag!

Hooked a boy.

Boys are the most valuable.

Grab him first.

I can't hold it anymore!

Help!

Help!

Thank you!

Thank you!

So sorry,

he peed all over you.

Seven years old and still can't hold it.

Thank you!

Thanks!

It's okay.

Thank you!

What's that junk you're holding?

Where'd you find it?

Mom,

I want to be a policeman.

I want to catch thieves.

Ask your dad when we visit his grave,

see if he agrees.

With your weak body,

always crying and wetting yourself,

and you want to be a cop?

You'd probably pee yourself

before even drawing your gun.

I'll flick your forehead three times.

You can be a cop if you don't cry.

I wasn't ready.

Again.

tut

Bi Zhengming.

Here.

Fresh out of the police academy,

runs fast and is good at combat,

and has top grades in every subject.

The kid says it himself

he only wants to join the anti-pick pocket unit.

Why are you so desperate

to join the anti-pick pocket team?

Captain Zhou,

anti-pick pocket work plays to my strengths.

And catching thieves brings a sense of honor.

You only see the thief feast,

never the beating he gets.

Captain Zhou,

I'm a policeman,

not a thief.

If you're not more cunning than thieves,

how will you catch them?

The tall guy behind me,

what does he look like?

In anti-pick pocket work,

you gotta know how to recognize people.

Stop looking.

You've been staring forever.

He's...

tall.

Alright,

my job is done here.

He's all yours.

Train him well.

Bi Zhengming.

Here.

Who gave you that name?

Captain Zhou,

my dad gave me the name.

He told me to be upright and honorable,

and always speak my mind.

Quite upright and honorable indeed.

Like picking lice off a bald head,

it's obvious at a glance.

Captain Zhou,

why does that mean?

Look at how you walk.

And look at others.

Hey,

turn around.

Pickpocket at three o'clock.

Captain Zhou, how can you tell

if someone is a pickpocket?

Watch and learn.

Hide that righteous look in your eyes.

Sorry, Sir.

I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Two small fries showed up in car thirteen,

messing up the operation.

So are the two up front.

They're getting reckless.

Daring to hit Train 161.

Let's get them.

What's the hurry?

A yogurt, please.

Cops are boarding.

Mr. Zhou is getting on.

Pull back.

Peach says pull back.

The guy I was following earlier

had a gold medal this big.

It's gold.

Are you sure?

Right in the bag he was clutching.

Eh,

let's scout around

and see what's going on.

What about me?

HE

Go chat with that train police officer

and learn about the train situation.

We'll meet in the crew car later.

Captain Zhou,

afraid I'll mess up?

What's the rush?

It's still early.

Ride a few more trains.

If you are still not getting it,

hurry up and switch teams.

Officer,

Captain Zhou asked me to chat with you.

Just graduated from the police academy?

I... I am relaxed.

Is Zhou your mentor?

Oh, not yet.

But the leader asked him to show me the ropes.

Zhou is a good mentor.

He's pretty impressive.

Really?-He used to catch

at least a dozen thieves

on a single e trip.

The small-time pickpockets all know him well.

They all call him Mr. Zhou.

Let Mr. Zhou deal

with those two small fries.

The last couple of years,

Thank you!

not so much.

He's getting old.

Let's go.

Too much exposure in newspapers and TV.

have learned to steal the core.

What's stealing the core?

It means after they steal the wallet,

they take out the real cash

and replace it

with fake ones,

then put the wallet back.

You won't even notice

until you go to use the money.

By the time you realize it,

the thief is long gone.

They can steal like that?

Of course.

wait a second.

What are you doing?

Walking back and forth past here?

You've got a crush on this

outstanding new graduate?

Interesting, huh?

Already making a move