Big Bang (쏜다)

Drop your guns and surrender, Or we'll open fire,

Don't move!

If you move, I'll shoot!

I'll really shoot!

Please go ahead,

Women always complain about

how unfortunate their lives are,

But I think men's lives are worse,

Oh, sure,

Do we go to work for fun?

We work our asses off for our family,

Then, shouldn't we be able to rest at least on holidays?

Are we robots? Are we servants?

Okay, I understand,

I think the listener is very upset because of the bad traffic jam,

I'll play a song for you to cool down,

This should be good,

We're on our way home from the amusement park.

What fun You know our style.

I'm staying home from now on. Where are you?

Really? Must've been fun.

We should get together sometime. Okay, bye.

Can't you speed up?

I'm staying with the speed limit.

You can go over the limit when there's no camera around.

Rules are not for you to keep to show off to others.

Didn't I tell you?

Are you driving a snail? You moron!

You son of a bitch!

Father!

Why didn't you wake me up?

You never get up even if I do.

I'm off to work.

- Have a seat. - What?

I have something to tell.

- I'm late, y'know. - Sit down.

What is it? Can't this wait?

Go ahead. What is it?

- I want a divorce. - What?

- I want a divorce. - Why?

I can't live with you anymore.

Didn't I say I was busy?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

You never did anything wrong. That's the problem.

- So? - You're always by the book.

You're no fun.

I'm fed up with living with you.

I don't mind not being rich or not having sex, but...

...I can't live this bored anymore.

What about Jun-ho?

I feel bad for him but,

It's still better than for him to see

his mother jump off the building.

Let's talk about this later. I'm late.

- Finish this first. - We'll talk about it when I get back.

I'm really late.

What is this?

How could he park like this?

What the...

- Hello, - You own the car numbered 2089?

So?

Your gear is in park. Can you please move it?

It can't be, Hey, it's mine,

I noticed it was in park.

I am in hurry so...

I am out of town,

- What? Out of town? - Yes, out of town.

How can you be out of town with your car parked like this?

I had errands to run.

Don't be angry, but my car can't move...

- Call a tow truck if you don't like it, - Hello? Hello?

Hey!

What the...

Yes, father, it's Man-su.

- Are you at the office? - No, I am on my way.

Drive safely, Follow the signals

- Follow the signals no matter how busy you are, - Yes, yes.

- Are you doing well at work? - Yes, yes.

Respect your seniors,

- and be a good example to your juniors, - Good morning.

Yes, sure.

- Is everything okay at home? - Yes, sure. It's okay.

I'm calling you because I had a strange dream,

- Bye, - Yes, father. Good-bye.

You're late.

What happened? "Mr. Never Late " Man-su is late for work.

Director is looking for you.

I understand it's your request. Don't worry about it.

Sure, sure. Let's have dinner sometime.

I'll call you soon.

- Do you want a cup of tea? - No, I'm fine.

Is everything okay at home?

- Yes, sure. - Good.

It's been nice working with you.

What?

You know there has been a serious cut back on civil workers.

We've received an order from the city hall to cut 10%% of workforce.

So we have to lay off one or two from each department.

I'm sorry but it's you from this department.

Me?

Why me?

It has been decided after considering many circumstances.

Did I do something wrong?

I think I worked harder than anybody else.

I know.

Then why me?

We'll only hurt our feelings talking about it,

so let's just end it nice and easy.

Face the reality. You don't fit in here.

Are you free this evening?

Office dinner tonight. Everybody must come.

Let's fill our glasses,

and have a toast for Mr. Park Man-su.

- Yes! - Yes!

Thank you for your hard work and

- your ever so sharp law-abiding sprit. - Law-abiding sprit

Until the day your ever unrivaled will to follow rules and regulations...

...becomes the guiding light of this rotten society. Cheers!

Cheers!

- I'll start a wave. - Yes!

Sir, I think I'll...

Hey, who do you think this party is for?

Drink up.

It's sweet tonight.

Let's drink until we die, okay?

Let's go three rounds. Good.

Where is she?

Miss Kang!

Where have you been? I thought you ran home.

Miss Kang!

Sir.

What?

I think I need to go now. Something came up at home.

What are you talking about? Who do you think this is for?

Cut the rubbish and drink up!

As a senior in life and also at work,

I've always wanted to tell you this.

Park Man-su. Don't live your life like that.

You don't fit into the society where people live together.

You can't make it anywhere if you live like that.

You won't be able to even survive.

Drink up.

- What did I... - Sir!

Miss Kim says she'll sing a song.

Oh, Miss Kim.

Oh, Miss Kim. You must be feeling good today. Applause!

Miss Kim! Miss Kim!

You pathetic bastard. Do you know why you're fired?

Remember when the director ordered to change the street light manufacturer?

And you declined the order?

Did you know he received bribes for that job?

But you messed up everything

and that screwed him up.

He's paying you back.

Nobody is against you being fired.

Look, nobody is sad that you're leaving.

It's a big party for them.

I always told you to be more flexible,

- Thank you - Miss Kim! Miss Kim! Miss Kim!

What? Are you leaving?

- Yes. Please don't stop for me. - Hey, hey.

How small minded you are.

Okay, go.

But pay for us on the way out.

What?

Be cool at least for once.

Sure.

Ever heard of a successful conclusion?

At least we can remember your last kind gesture.

Don't you think?

Yes, why don't you pay, Man-su? You'll get a fat severance check.

Pay, pay, pay...

What the fuck!

Do I look like a joke to you?

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Shut up, you son of a bitch.

Are you so happy I'm fired? Are you bursting with joy?

What did I do so wrong?

Did I ever harm you in any way?

Hey, Mr. Park! Look...

Look at what?

Shit. You don't think I have a temper?

Pig out, you motherfuckers.

Fuck, nothing is going right.

What did I do so wrong?

I tried to ignore it but

you treat me like shit.

I never did what I'm told not do.

Is that wrong?

I got a black belt too when I was in the army.

What? Never seen a drunken man before? This is what I am.

Damn!

You think I have nothing to do?

I have a lot to do,

bastards.

Red light, fuck the red light.

Shut up.

Do you want do die?

You can go around me!