22 Jump Street

翻译: 王一流先生 Meya Mr.NoWit 小清欣 小萌

校对: 阿瞢 跳街居委会斯基 可爱多

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前情提要 Previously on 21 Jump Street.

你他妈就一个书呆子 You're a fucking nerd.

小伙子 你能毕业就已经是万幸了 Boy, you lucky you even graduating.

操 Fuck!

- 你挺擅长这个的嘛 - 是啊 - You're good at this, huh? - Yeah.

- 你挺擅长这个的嘛 - 是啊 - You're really good at this. - Yeah.

嗨 想交个朋友吗 Hey, you want to be friends?

你那把没上膛吧 Yours isn't loaded, right?

- 就摸它一下 - 我好害怕的 - Just touch it. - I'm scared.

就摸一下 Just touch it.

- 我说真的 - 行了 行了 行了 - Seriously. - All right, all right, all right.

你为我挡了子弹 伙计 You took a bullet for me, man.

你射中了我的屌啊 You shot me in the dick!

嘿哟 小混蛋们 Boom, motherfuckers!

你们两个混球要去上大学了 You two sons of bitches are going to college!

"阴"的特点是柔缓而被动 Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive

并经常与水和女性联系在一起 and is associated with water and femininity.

然而 "阳"恰好相反 是迅猛和坚固 While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and...

伙计 这些真他妈扯淡 Man, this is BS.

我还以为要去上真正的大学 I thought we were going to actual college,

不是在线大学 not online college.

就只是从教授讲的课里获取加密信息 Listening for coded messages in lectures.

你说什么呢 What are you talking about?

看看周围 Look around.

这是我们的城市 This is our city.

上大学对我们有什么意义 What do we want to be in college for?

你说得没错 You're right.

终生搭档 Partners for life.

新都城港湾会在早上十点半涨潮 At Metro city port, the tide comes in at 10:30 A.M.

然后潮就退回去了 Then it will return to the sea.

新都城港湾 一个小时后 Metro port. One hour.

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

DJ Snake feat. Lil Jon - Turn Down For What

大干一场吧 let's do this.

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

惊喜吧 这还有两条胳膊(武器)呢 Surprise. There's two more arms.

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

*你在拒绝什么* *Turn down for what*

- 妈的 那就是幽魂 - "幽魂" - Shit! That's the ghost. - The ghost?

Joste Nillsen Joste Nillsen,

新都城最大的违法商贩 biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city.

他和一个墨西哥团伙结盟 He teamed up with a Mexican cartel

在这港湾上胡作非为 and they're running all this shit through the port.

我们应该买什么玩意来着 What the hell are we supposed to be buying?

我不知道 I don't know.

- 你干嘛呢 - 什么 - What are you doing? - Huh?

我的新身份是杀手 I got a new identity that's gonna be killer.

我需要你帮我演得更像一些 I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.

好吧 Okay.

我需要你即兴来一段 成吗 I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay?

我不想即兴表演 I don't want to improvise.

我需要你去即兴表演 I'm gonna need you to improvise.

我即兴演得一塌糊涂 我不想干这个 I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.

我在融入角色时需要绝对的安静 I need absolute silence while I fall into character.

我在融入角色时需要绝对的安静 I need absolute silence while I fall into character.

你能不能给我起个头 Can you give me a head start on...

我需要绝对的 我需要绝对的安静 I need absolute... I need absolute silence.

- 你能不能 - 绝对的安静 - Can you please... - Absolute silence.

你他妈这是当真吗 Are you fucking serious right now?

好了 我讨厌迟到的人 All right. I hate people who are late.

我们得看到那个货 We're trying to see that product.

靠 Shit!

你不是Sleepy吗 最近怎么样啊 You're Sleepy! What's up, homie?

你知道 我侄子 那个可怜的男孩 You know, my cousin, sad boy.

我觉得你认错人了 兄弟 I think you got the wrong guy, homes.

别扯淡啦伙计 你就是Sleepy Oh, that's bullshit, man! You are Sleepy!

咱辖区里的人都扯 Everyone say in the barrio,

"Sleepy是墨西哥版金刚狼"啥的 "Sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine" And shit.

我的这个搭档 他想看看货 Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product.

他为什么不说话 Why ain't he talking?

俺的名字似Jeff My name is Jeff.

那是Jeffe呀 伙计 That's Jeffe, man.

给他们讲讲Mousie的成人礼啊 Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man.

给他们讲讲你们哥几个的奇妙历险 Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.

俺搞不懂你在说啥 I don't know what you're talking about.

哎哟 你昨晚还讲来着呢 Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night,

讲得还特别细致入微呢 you had so much detail!

细致入微哟 各种细节呢 The detail was so rich! It was rich detail!

赶紧讲讲你那个细致入微的故事 Go into incredibly descriptive details

让我们的大家都听听啊 of the story, so we all know.

喔 好的吧 Oh, yes.

当时有Dora Diego It was Dora and Diego

和Swiper and Swiper.

Swiper Swiper?

被你搞死的那个人叫什么来着 Who was that you choked out, man?

他就是活该 他是谁来着 He had it coming! Who was that?

Boots Boots.

才不是Boots呢 Boots又不是真名 No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name!

你得给他们讲那个原味的故事呀 You got to tell them the real story, man.

从头开始吧 Start over from the top.

那名字根本就是瞎编的 That's a made-up name.

我最近居然得和这些傻逼打交道 I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.

真让人不禁怀念起90年的时候 It really makes me miss the '90s,

那时候咱们还有点懂行的人 when we had professionals around.

你想验货吗 You want to check out the goods?

去验货吧 Check it out.

把嘴闭上 好不 And shut up. Right?

这"外国佬"是哪找来的啊 Where'd you find this gringo, man?

gringo 拉美人对英美等外国人的蔑称

蒙福之子的蛋疼演唱会上吗 At the fucking Mumford & Sons concert and shit?

Mumford & Sons 一支来自伦敦的民谣摇滚乐队

是什么东西 枪吗 毒品吗 What is it? Guns? Drugs?

不 不 No! No!

哥们 这东西恶心死啦 Dude! It's gross!

这东西在往我嘴里喷墨啊 It's inking in my mouth!

我来扯他下去 I'll get it off.

它的触手在咬我啊 Its tentacle is eating me!

- 它太强壮了 - 抓得还挺紧 - It's so strong! - It's really on there, man.

它在咬我的脸啊 It's biting my face!

我靠 Shit!

黑市上的珍稀动物 Black market exotic animals,

就和我们想象的一样 just like we expected to be in there.

你的口音没了 是吧 The accents are gone, huh?

把他们带出去 伙计们 他们是条子 Take them out, guys. They're cops.

那是什么 What was that?

不知道 我觉得车子在动 I don't know! I think we're moving.

车子绝对在动 We're definitely moving!

这里还有该死的鸟和屎 There's fucking birds and shit in here!

真的是一摊子屎啊 There's actual shit!

闹什么 What the fuck?

这地方还他妈的有条龙啊 There's a fucking dragon in here!

靠 Shit!

刚才怎么了 What was that?

哥们 那是咱们的车 Dude, that was our car.

那里有我们满满的回忆啊 We shared so much in that car!

就凭这个 我得朝着他们脸上开一枪 I'm going to shoot them in the face for that!

那他妈的是我们的车啊 That was our fucking car!

你在干什么 What are you doing?

别又金刚狼附体啊 Don't teen wolf on the truck!

别丢我一个人在这呀 Don't leave me here alone!

那就上来啊 Then get up here!

我做不了这个 I can't do that!

那就他妈爬上来 快 爬上来 Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.

走了 快走 伙计 你能行的 Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it.

这也太可怕了 This is so scary!

开枪射他 Shoot him!

别让我挂在这 Don't leave me out here!

- 我没子弹了 - 你个脑残 - I'm all out. - You stupid moron!

好了 来吧 That's it. Come on.

- 快他妈上来 快点 - 操 - Fucking get up here. Come on. - Fuck!

- 好了 你还好吗 - 还行 - All right, you good? - Yeah!

- 你只管走几步就行了 好吗 - 好的 - All you got to do is walk now, okay? - Okay.

靠 Shit!

你他妈干嘛呢 快上来 What the fuck are you doing? Get up here!

我上不去 I can't!

好吗 那我就只能拖着你了 All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you.

我要死了 I'm gonna die!

你不会死的 赶紧他妈的上来 You're not gonna die. Just get the fuck up here!

自己爬上来 Pull yourself up here.

使劲啊 Use your core!

你没问题的 没问题的 来来来 好了 You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah!

好了 你觉得自己能站起来吗 All right. Think you can stand on your own now?

能 Yes!

咱应该已经甩掉他们了 I think we lost them.

靠 Shit!

他简直他妈的就是个终结者 He's the fucking Terminator!

这样太他妈玩命了 That's fucking dangerous!

你 被 捕 了 You are under arrest!

把车停下 Pull the truck over!

老子让你他妈立刻把这傻逼车停下来 I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!

你欠我一辆车 You owe me a car,

最好拿辆兰博基尼来赔我 混账东西 and it'd better be a fucking lamborghini, you bitch!

我做到啦 I did it!

你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.

我靠 Oh, shit!

我的老天啊 Holy Moses!

靠 Shit.

发生什么了 What happened?

他们逃掉了 I think they got away.

你那是吻痕么 Is that a hickey?

噢 这其实是个和章鱼相关的事故 Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident.

我开了个箱子 章鱼就扑到了我脸上 I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face.

明显 它们有很多很多胳膊 Apparently, they have many, many arms.

它们有八条触手 They have eight tentacles.

是的 然后 Yes, and...

听着 女士们 Look, ladies,

在你们刚来的时候 nobody gave a shit about

没人会鸟跳跳街的重启计划 the jump street reboot when you first came on.

但凡有点脑子的人 包括我 Anyone with half a brain, myself included,

都认为那个计划注定会很惨烈地泡汤 thought it was destined to fail spectacularly.

但是你们走了狗屎运 But you got lucky.

所以现在这个部门大量投资 So now this department has invested

以保证跳跳街能顺利运转 a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going.

我们把那些人的预算翻了倍 We've doubled their budget.

就像花两倍的价钱能保证两倍的利润 As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.

说得跟真的似的 Like that's going to work.

没错 长官认为你们这次失败的原因 Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened

在于你们没像第一次那样 because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing

当学生卧底 you did the first time.

她就搞不懂"一鼓作气 再而衰" She doesn't get that it's always worse

这个道理 the second time around.

然后就扮演那些老套的角色 You settle into worn-out roles.

一个很强势 另外一个很胆怯 One gets possessive, the other runs away.