Awkward.

Previously on Awkward...

You're, like, the ultimate townie.

Lesley Ann Miller, will you marry me?

Yes!

You dropped out of school.

If you want to be a Palos Hills mom,

this is what it takes.

Okay.

Matty, thanks again, for everything.

It was a sweet Saturday morning

with my adorable boyfriend.

I should have been loving it, but I had to admit

that ever since Matty and I babysat Morgan,

I'd been a little...

distracted.

Do I want such a heavy course load?

Like right now.

Why was Matty holding my baby sister

in Luke's living room?

Oh, my God. Did this mean I wanted a baby?

That's insane. I'm 19.

It's probably just PMS.

Oh, my God. It was worse.

I didn't want a baby.

- I wanted a M... - Matty?

What did you say?

I said, "You're not very chatty."

What are you thinking?

What was I thinking?

I already had a great guy.

Jeopardizing that for Matty

was something I would have done...

okay... had done in the past.

But Luke was a guy I wanted to be with

for the foreseeable future,

a guy to whom I could seriously see myself saying...

Let's move in together.

I said that last part out loud, huh?

Awkward. - 05x21 - Living in Sin

I'm sorry.

Did you just invite yourself

to move in to my studio apartment?

I can't believe I just said that.

Because I love that idea.

Really? You're not freaked out?

It's not like we're moving in together

moving in together.

It's just for a few weeks until you go back to Wyckoff.

And, honestly, I want to spend as much time as possible

with you until then.

Here's my only question... do you think your parents

will be cool with it?

It'll take a little bit of coaxing,

but if I make my case, maybe.

Well, you work on them, and I'll work on making

this place a little more...

girl friendly.

Okay, let me paint you a picture with my words.

You, this dress, brunch at Bagatelle,

shopping in Soho, vodka at Pravda.

Done and done-er.

Does this say more "off-duty model

on Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht" or "'Bachelor' contestant

at a rose ceremony"?

Will you accept this "no"?

I should take this. It's probably Patrick.

Sometimes he calls from an international number...

so hot.

Miss Kaplan, this is Pam from Visa.

Oh, P! How are you, sweetie?

Miss Kaplan, you haven't made a payment

on your balance, and we're going to

have to stop...

No, you stop!

I miss you.

Miss Kaplan, this is your final notice...

Oh, my God, you are so bad!

Yes, this is a bad...

Got to go! Ta-ta, my love.

You and Patrick are gross.

I know.

You know what else is gross?

This dress is way more Midtown than Meatpacking.

Supplicant squats!

Feel the burn of your sin melting away.

Praise the Lord!

Genuflect.

Kick the Devil away.

Um...

Okay, everyone go to the pool

for your biceptismals.

Wash away your sin. Melt away your fat. Yay!

Jakey.

- Why are you sad? - No reason.

Jake, we've dated, twice.

I think I know your pouty face.

I just read Ophelia's interview

with me on Idea Bin.

Ophelia? That "slunty" ?

This is why I didn't want to say anything.

You get insane when you're mad.

The article's not even that bad.

- She said I seem happy. - That's not so bad.

She didn't make it sound like I'm genuinely happy,

more like I'm happy because I'm too dumb

to know better.

I just feel like a dumb townie.

And you said she works at Idea Bin?

Lissa, don't do anything crazy.

Jakey...

I'm very sensible.

Have a great day.

So what do you guys think?

I knew it would be hard to convince my parents

to let me move in with Luke, but I was praying

they'd say yes, eventually, at least.

Jenna...

this is such great news!

- For real? - Yes!

This is going to make everything so much simpler.

This house is way too full right now.

There will be one fewer person showering here every day.

I think this deserves a toast.

I could have been offended at how excited my parents were

to get me out of the house,

but I chose instead to focus on the fact

that I was totally getting away with something.

To...

- Jenna and Luke. - Hello?

Ooh, sorry. I knocked, but I didn't...

I didn't think anybody heard.

Oh, I forgot you were coming over

to practice our German presentation!

Keine Sorge. "No worries" in German.

So what are you guys celebrating?

I am moving in with Luke for the rest of the summer.

That's a big step. Congrats.

God, you guys are so cool.

That would never fly with my parents.

Oh, I don't know that we're cool.

It just makes sense.

JK. We're so cool.

In the past, I would have been spinning out

about Matty not caring about my cohabitation,

but now that Luke and I had taken things

to the next level,

I didn't care that he didn't care.

My brief blip of hormonal hallucinations

this morning were just that...

a blip.

Patty Cakes,

I can't wait until we're back in New York together either.

Tamara Judith Kaplan!

Babe, got to run.

Do you know why I'm so angry?

The change of life?

I'm just being real.

You've had the A/C cranked way up all summer.

No, Tamara. It's not menopause.

Do you know that you have run up

$12,000 in debt?

I had an inkling.

Because I cosigned for that first card,

my credit is affected.

- I'm sorry. I didn't... - Oh, you save it.

If you don't have a plan... a concrete plan...

to get this debt taken care of by the end of the summer,

you're not going back to NYU.

Okay, I'll go in first.

You should probably give it two minutes.

Do we really have to keep doing this?

I mean, we live together now.

I thought this was what you wanted,

so you'd be taken seriously around here...

you know, not be the fellow who slept with the guy

who recommended her.

Okay.

Jenna!

Lissa. What are you doing here?

Great to see you.

I have some important business inside.

Can you let me in?

Lissa? Are you looking for Jenna?

'Cause I... I don't think she's here yet.

Oh, I know. She's right outside the door.

I'm looking for Ophelia.

Hi. I'm Lissa.

And you've made me very angry.

Who are you? Is this a dream?

No, it's your worst nightmare.

You need to "atonercise,"

and not just because you need to atone.

You're a real big B-word for sleeping with my friend

and then being rude to him.

- This is about Jake? - Of course it is.

How many other sad, ambitionless townies

have you slept with this month?

Hey, I never used those words about Jake.

That was all you.

I'm allowed to say those things.