Whiskey Cavalier

Previously on "Whiskey Cavalier"...

- Agent Chase. - Sir?

- In my office. - Yes, sir.

Will, you're one of our best agents.

Your mission is to pick up Standish,

bring him back to Paris within 48 hours.

Can I help you?

I'm Todd.

And this is my desk.

- I've been working at this desk for a while now. - Of course you have.

You just swoop in and take whatever you want,

because that's what Americans do.

Susan, right? Will's bestie.

Listen, Will's not answering his phone.

I thought you might...

I don't know where he is.

Wow, you are a terrible liar.

And I don't think I like you, Ray.

Edgar Standish.

Let's take a look at that tooth.

You've been selling the weapons that we seize.

That's why you sent me to bring back Standish.

Because of you,

I'm gonna have to kill all these people.

Aah!

There's no time left.

This has to happen now.

We need to pick names...

... for Secret Santa.

I'm not crazy, right?

It's an odd time to celebrate Christmas.

Well, the holidays are our busiest time,

so we celebrate in the off season.

This is a Supplemental Holiday for Espionage Professionals.

I'm calling it SHEP.

Or Spy Christmas.

Yeah, I'm a Hindu.

Guys, I love everything about Christmas.

Ooh, hey! Tonight, after this, you want to come over to my place,

help me decorate my tree?

You're kidding, right?

Yes. Of course I'm kidding.

I don't have a-a tree that stays up all year.

How did you get stuck with Secret Santa?

You lose a bet?

Well, as I'm sure you're all aware,

I sometimes have problems connecting with...

people.

"No, Jai, you're delightful."

But I have been trying. That's true.

He came up to me yesterday out of the blue

and asked me how I was doing.

He didn't stick around for the answer, but...

I was fine, by the way.

And now the cliffhanger is over.

See, I've been making really good progress,

but Susan, here, feels I need to open myself up

to more workplace bonding activities.

I'm so excited.

I called it "making friends," but whatever.

You got to have love in your heart

for everyone that you work with.

"Ray"?

- Hell no. I want a diff... - Nope.

Briefcase is now closed.

30 bucks or less. No gag gifts.

Happy SHEP, everyone.

You know, I got a Christmas sweater at home

with your name on it.

Oh, do you?

Yeah.

My aunt's name is Tina.

She left it there one time.

That went from sexy to not sexy at all real quick, didn't it?

- Yes, it did. - Uh-huh.

You're still cute, though.

I'll see you in a few days. I got a mission in Miami.

Ooh, Miami.

Cool. What is it?

Same ol', same ol'.

Some corrupt billionaire playboy.

I gotta seduce him to get some bank codes.

See you later.

All right.

She just say "seduce"?

Frankie, you're an agent

who's made some questionable decisions in the field.

- Yeah. - Seducing is, like, an...

over-the-pants thing, right?

I-It's no different than if you were dating... an actress

and she had to do a romantic love scene.

Right.

Nothing to be concerned about because it's fake.

No, I'm saying that sometimes

you actually have to have sex to make it look real.

Oh.

Too mean?

Yeah.

But so good.

Y'know the mistake Standish is making?

Look, if you're dating someone

and you want the relationship to have a chance,

you have to trust that person completely.

Mnh, that's not a thing.

Oh, it's a thing.

I know it's your favorite topic,

but no one trusts anyone completely.

I trust you completely.

No, you don't.

Uh...

All the "shady" things from my past,

the way I make rash decisions on the fly?

I don't even know what I'm doing half the time.

Why are you trying to convince me not to trust you?

I'm making a point.

I mean, let's hypothetically say

years from now, we're married.

Okay, how... how... how would that happen?

Just go with it.

So, you think that we're happy.

And then you come home one day

and I'm wearing a sexy nightgown

and there's a handsome stranger in the bathtub.

Do I still have your complete trust?

Yep. Because I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation.

Like what?

Okay, he was working out in the back,

and he fell through the ice in our pond.

And, yes, we have a pond.

So you took him inside,

you put him in the bath just to get him warm,

and you got your clothes wet, so you had to take them off.

And, no, you did not have a nightgown on underneath,

because that would just be ridiculous,

but you put on my favorite nightgown

'cause you knew I was coming home

and because you have this kinky thing

where you like to have sex while someone else is in the house.

You're insane.

Yeah, but in a good way?

Hey, party people! Ray is in the house.

Okay, Ray.

Before you hooked up with Gigi,

did Will trust you completely?

He did.

Uh, oh! And thanks for bringing that up.

No one's talked about it in a while.

Anyway, I come bearing mission!

Who's excited?

Okay.

Love doing that.

So, the team needs to head to Europe for a prisoner transfer.

This guy may have intel on The Trust.

I hate that they call themselves "The Trust."

I know. It's an important word to Will.

Oh, I'm aware.

Okay, prisoner transport. Why us?

Well, because MI6, CIA, FBI, they've all been infiltrated.

And the more we learn about The Trust,

the more we see their fingerprints

on global terror events.

We're afraid they're planning something huge.

EUROPOL thinks that this prisoner

may be the best chance to figure out

when and where the next attack will take place.

All right, so what's our job on the ground?

You will be escorting him from a black site

to a private airstrip where he will be transferred for interrogation.

You two will be in one of the follow cars with Standish.

It's a babysitting gig.

No, no, no, no.

This is a very high-level operation

that requires the utmo...

Okay, yes, it's a babysitting gig.

But at least you guys will be back in time

for the Spy Christmas party in the Hive.

All right, let's get the team ready to roll.

Hey, I still don't understand

how we ended up getting married.

You had a rich uncle who died,

and I married you for the inheritance.

Oh.

Well, that's dirty.

I never know what's going on.

Hey, Tina. Hey, it's me.

Just wanted to call, say hi, and I missed you.

You're probably busy seducing that guy.

It's all good, though.

I'm not worried about it. You know.

You got to do what you got to do for your country, right?

I'm doing the same thing here in France.

But not the... you know, the same thing.

That'd be weird, right?

Both of us on missions doing sex things.

But, yeah, hope it's going well.

Is that your fault?

Uh, I got to go here,

but good luck with the seducing.

I'll talk to you later. All right.

Oh, my God.