Amazing Love

So who will start the bidding?

No Bids?

Surely she can work in your fields.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Let me see this for a second.

Hey, I'm playing.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

we've got a state-of-the-art technological achievement

of the 21 st century.

Who'll give me five bucks for this?

Who will give me five? Five? Who'll give me five?

I'll give you two.

Great, we have a bidder!

I've got two, but I'm looking for five, who will give me five?

What about you beautiful young lady?

Well, if you put it that way.

I'll give you five if you don't give it back to me.

Going once. Going twice.

Sold back to the original owner for five dollars. Congratulations.

Next on the menu we have Carrie's sleeping bag for $2.50...

Hello.

Miss Helen, come on in.

Well, we're here Brother Stuart.

You got her to come?

It was a struggle but she finally agreed.

Good, good it's going to be a great trip, I'm so glad.

Sometimes I don't know what to do with her.

Well, teenagers.

And just before we left her mother called making all kinds of promises

about how she was going to come and take her with her again.

Wow, that makes it hard.

I feel so sorry for her.

Deep down inside she is a sweet girl.

I hope she cooperates for you.

I'm sure she will.

Ashley, it's good to see you again,

I'm glad you're coming camping with us.

Not my choice.

Don't you worry about a thing, alright, Miss Helen,

we're going to take good care of her.

Thank you.

Have fun sweetheart.

Unlikely.

Hey guys. ready I09°?

Where are all the kids?

This is us.

But there are 30 kids in our youth group.

30 in the youth group, 10 who signed up,

6 had to cancel at the last minute so this is all of us.

Well, this isn't going to be any fun.

I don't want to go if I'm the only girl.

Well as it turns out you're not the only girl

we actually have Ashley coming with us.

Ashley, you remember Carrie?

Hi.

And we have Cooper.

Call me Coop.

Steve.

And lastly we have Gameboy.

And here right on time is my beautiful wife, hi honey.

Hey.

Guess what? We have Ashley coming with us.

Oh, fantastic! Ashley good to see you, I'm Beth.

Have you been camping before?

No.

Neither have I, but I'm sure it'll be fun.

Plus, the cabins are supposed to have

air conditioners and whatnot.

What's he talking about, there aren't any cabins.

Steve!

Honey, do you have everything you need?

You know what, I have to run to the office

if you don't mind getting everybody loaded up.

I'll be down in a sec.

Ashley, why don't you come with me to the van, I'll get your bag.

Okay.

Look at her bags.

We're only going to be gone for two days.

What? She's never been camping before so she over packed.

Hey Steve, are there going to be bugs?

Yeah Coop, we're camping in the woods there's going to be bugs.

I hate bugs.

We're not even there yet and she's already doing her nails.

Bugs bite.

You can borrow my bug spray, Coop.

- (Coop) 'Thanks, man. - No problem.

- I know what you're thinking. - What?

She's out of your league.

Carrie's right. She only dates guys with "money".

How do you know?

I know what I know.

Are they big bugs'?

Yes. Big enough to bite your head off!

You don't know that.

Ashley only dates guys that can buy her lots of "stuff."

And you're not rich enough.

There's more to life than money.

I'm just saying I think she's out of your league.

It's not like I'm going to date her.

Then what?

I think she just needs a friend, that's all.

Carrie, Do you think one can of bug spray will do it?

Do what?

Keep the big bugs away.

Cooper!

What?

Let's go everybody, load up,

the bags aren't going to pack themselves

Alright everybody let's get out and check around --

this is going to be your home for the next two nights.

- Is this it? - This is it.

Where are the cabins?

There's no cabins, Coop. This is wilderness living.

No cabins? But Carrie said there would be cabins.

Why do you think they asked us to bring our own sleeping bags?

You mean we actually have to sleep on the ground, with the bugs?

Oh wait, you know what? We might not even have tents.

No tents! What if it rains?

Don't worry Coop, we brought tents.

You know what Stuart? I like it, looks good.

What about snakes? Any snakes up here?

No, I don't think we get snakes this time of year.

That's a relief.

At least I don't think so.

Hey Ashley, we're only going to be here for this weekend,

do you really need all that luggage?

I couldn't decide what to wear.

"I couldn't decide what to wear."

Come on, be nice, she's just different.

It doesn't make her a bad person.

No, but the fact that she's stuck up, spoiled and self-involved does.

Guys! Guys! Is there something on me?

No!

'Thought I felt something.

He's a funny kid.

Well, we're back.

Yeah. We love this place, don't we?

Yep, we sure do.

Something good always happens up here.

Alright everybody let's go, grab your tents.

Gameboy, what are you doing?

What? I'm making another hot dog.

That's like your third one.

It's my fourth.

You cook a mean hot dog, Stuart.

Thank you very much, Gameboy.

It's the only thing I learned to do right at culinary school.

What kind of school?

Culinary... you know, cooking.

You went to a school to learn how to cook hot dogs?

No Coop.

Stuart's kidding but that's what culinary school is.

A school where you learn how to cook hot dogs?

What's so funny?

It's a school where you learn to cook, not just hot dogs.

Man, you don't know anything.

I didn't know.

It's okay Coop. We learn something new everyday.

I actually wanted to study hamburgers

but you had to go an extra year to do that.

My family and I camp out like this a lot.

This will be a fun weekend, you'll see.

Look, I don't really want to talk to anybody, okay?

I mean, no offense, but I hate it out here

and I'm just trying to get through this as quick as possible.

Okay. I Understand.

Appreciate it.

Alright, since we're all gathered around

let's take a moment to get to know one another a little better.

Alright. I want to ask everybody a few questions.

Is this going to be one of those dumb games, Stuart?

No, this isn't "going to be one of those dumb games, Stuart."

Think of it as an experiment and everyone has to answer.

So, here is the question.

What is your favorite book in the Bible?

Coop, you go first.

My favorite book. How about the Gospel of John.

Gospel of John. Carrie?

Do I have to?

Yes, you have to, come on.

Um, Matthew

Steve, how about you?

Romans.

Romans, good. Gameboy?

I prefer Amos.

What are you laughing at?

Amos?

Yes, Amos. It's in the Old Testament.

I know where Amos is.

Leave it to Gameboy to be different.

Gameboy says he likes Amos

there is some good stuff in Amos, we'll go with that.

And last, Ashley?

Stuart.

Ashley, please.

Matthew John, it really doesn't matter.

You gotta choose one.

Matthew.

Matthew it is. Okay.