Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Loot (勝手にしやがれ！！　黄金計画)

KSS presents

Great!

Shô Aikawa

Yûji! Yûji!

There's no time to eat!

Kôyô Maeda

We got work! Come on! Quick!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF: The Loot

What's up?

Gotta hurry!

Why?

Miki Fujitani

Hideo Amamoto

Ren Ôsugi Yoriko Dôguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Yûji, pass me the phone book.

If you don't want to work, could you please go over there?

Got to do something.

Like get married, get a job, and live in an apartment?

No!

Shiratori Nursing Home...

That's it, Yûji! I found it! Let's go! Come on!

To work!

Not me.

What?! We're going!

I'm not going!

Grow up!

Come on.

OK!

Hey! Kôsaku!

That's him.

Mutsuo Hatano...

Are you Mr. Mutsuo Hatano?

He's not home.

Someone wants to see you. Could you come with us?

This is a waste of time. Let's just take him.

Hey!

It's all right.

Who are you two?

Oh we're family.

I don't care. You can't take him out without permission.

What?

Well, let's ask him.

Hey, Gramps! You want out of here?

See? He said 'yes'! Didn't he, Yûji?!

He's running!

Stop, you old fart!

Wait!

Got you!

You old bastard!

Hey! What's wrong?!

Hey, Kôsaku!

Help me with him!

So he passed away, did he? His heart stopped...

I understand. Thank you.

Dead as a doornail.

This is all our fault. I'm very sorry.

This is unfortunate.

We were told that you were top professionals at this kind of work.

I don't know what to say.

I hadn't seen Mr. Hatano in ten years! I wanted to see him!

And now this!

I never dreamed he'd be in an old folks' home.

These people owed a debt of gratitude...

to the old man you killed.

We didn't!

No! He jumped up and ran off!

That's a fine attitude to take when you just killed someone!

All right, Nekojima.

Mr. Nishi! I wanted to see the old man one more time!

I'm terribly sorry.

Of course there's no charge.

You ought to find some new investigators.

We'll look into it.

What kind of an act was that?! 'One more time, boo hoo hoo'!

What an idiot!

It's got to be he owed them money.

Sensei, another coffee.

Yeah! No one on the level would come to you.

Kôsaku, talk like that will make you unpopular.

Sorry.

I believe you. Yûji wouldn't be able to kill anyone.

Shut up! I didn't do anything!

Well! You hear that?

Methinks he protests too much!

'Shut up! I didn't do anything! ' Funny, isn't it?

I'm going to get drunk and forget all this.

Yumiko...

What?

Our pay.

What? I'm not paying you anything!

But we put out money on expenses doing all this!

Too bad.

Yûji, say something!

OK...

Forget it.

It's time to make a change.

Let's go.

Yûji.

What?

The home wants someone to get the old man's stuff.

Not me!

Hey! That's a great idea!

I don't know what he's got, but you can have it.

You can sell it and make your expenses back.

That's a great idea!

There's no way I'm going back there!

There.

What's this?

A car-key. The car's out back. Get it out of there, will you?

A car?

It'll be worth money if it's a Mercedes or something.

Hey, it's a station wagon!

It's nothing but an old heap.

Worth ¥200,000 at most. Still, that'll pay expenses.

It's a nice car.

Yeah?

I like it.

This car is cool.

Are you sure about that?

You'll never pick up a girl with this car, Yûji.

You don't even know if it'll start.

It starts.

Hop in, Kôsaku. I'm going to burn rubber!

I'll ride in it, but...

I'm beat!

Push!

I am pushing!

Time to switch places.

OK, OK!

The wheel! The wheel!

You'll have to replace all this.

How much will that cost?

It's an old car. It's hard to get parts. About ¥2 million yen.

Oh.

About how much could you sell a car like this for?

This? No one would buy it.

Why don't you forget it?

Shut up.

It came off!

Let me try it.

Go back and sit down!

I can't!

It's OK!

You'll wreck it!

I won't.

What about this?

It was stuck.

No, you pulled it off!

That's the air filter. It cleans the air.

Just sit down, will you?

This is a waste of time.

It's weird... it should work by now...

Maybe it's out of oil?

Give it up, Kôsaku. It'll never run.

A little more. How's it look over there?

How would I know?

You wouldn't.

Here we go.

Turning over!

That won't help.

It won't work!

I did what the book said! Why won't it run?

I don't know.

You're the one who did it!

Who are you? What do you want?

Give it back.

Huh?

Give me my car.

Is this yours?

You just came and took it. I asked at the home.

It was my Grandpa's. Now it's mine, OK?

You're his Grand daughter?

You're free to take it, but I'm afraid it won't start.

Told you.

Out of the way.

What's she doing? Maybe her nose itches.

Grandpa used to do this.

Move.

Wow.

Hey! The door!

What's your name?

Ritsuko.

I see.

Well, Ritsuko, that's no way to drive.

You've got to look both ways before you start out.

Worry wart!

That's not the problem. I'm glad you're not hurt...

but what if there'd been a big truck coming?

Where's he from? The Traffic Safety Council?

Damn right!

He even sticks his hand up when he goes over a pedestrian crossing!

That's funny!

It's not funny! I'm telling you for your own good!

Hey, now he's mad!

I'm not mad!

This is so cute!

Hey, look! Isn't this cute?

Yeah, real cute.

Look at this! It's cute, isn't it?