Grey's Anatomy

Previously on Grey's Anatomy...

Last night, you and Shephard did it.

Meredith, what does this mean ?

uh,I had panties *********

***** I thought I was a surgeon, but I'm not.

- She cut the ******* wire. - So I quit.

It's time for you to make a choice... Me or this hospital.

Good-bye, Richard.

You live here ?

I'm not crazy or anything.

I just spend so much time here in the hospital.

- Are you gonna tell Shephard about... - Not yet...

What does this mean ?

It means you have a choice.

At any given moment, the brain has 14 billion neurons firing at a speed of 450 miles per hour.

We don't have control over most of them...

When we get a chill...goose bumps. When we get excited...adrenaline.

The body naturally follows its impulses,

which I think is part of what makes it so hard for us to control ours.

It's enough muffins.

We don't need all these.

No more muffins.

Of course, sometimes we have impulses we would rather not control...

What are you doing ?

Just because you can't touch doesn't mean you can't enjoy.

That we later wish we had.

Mama. Daddy.

Oh, my ... Preston.

Mama and daddy ? !

Is this a new service the hospital is providing ?

I told you to guard the door !

I had a code blue.

I had parents walk in.

- We saved the guy's life. - Whatever.

- You know,I want my 20 bucks back. - Sorry.

bought everyone coffee...

to celebrate saving the guy's life.

Yeah, I want my 20 bucks back.

It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty, dirty stripper.

- You heard. - Everyone heard...

Stripper.

Oh, oh, you're one to talk, sleeping with two men.

Wrong.

I'm not sleeping with either one of them...

not until I pick one.

If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin.

A girl can only hold out for so long.

Oh, and somehow I'm the dirty stripper ?

You two have time to round, or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property ?

No, I wasn't naked. I-I wasn't naked.

You've got a coffee stain on your shirt.

You had a bed on your couch.

Hope you're not planning to see patients in your sweat suit

Actually, um...

I need the day off.

A day off, for what ?

For drinking.

I am feeling the need to do some drinking.

Actually, I'm feeling the need to do some crying, but my tear ducts seem to be too proud,

so I'm going to do some drinking instead.

- What, no laboring moms today ? - No.

Because I think god knows that...

I need to do some drinking today.

You wanna talk about it, Addie, or you just wanna be glib a little longer ?

Why are you living in your office ?

Marriage... is hard.

Well... Thank goodness mine seems to be just about over.

Ms. Seabury, what...what are...

No, I'm... I'm sorry. You cannot be eating.

What is all of this ?

This is chocate raspberry souffle cake.

It is the best thing i've ever tasted in my life.

except for maybe the banana cream torte there.

It's pretty stunning, really.

Bakeries deliver. Did you know that ? Please, grab a fork.

Ms. Seabury, you're scheduled for surgery this afternoon.

We push the surgery a little. Tomorrow, maybe ?

Oh, my god. You've gotta taste this.

Ma'am, you have an aggressive form of lung cancer.

The sooner we get you into surgery,

- the better your chances-- - The better my chances of surviving.

So I heard. it's all very aggressive.

I mean, it's very...

It's funny.

I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.

I have never smoked pot.

I've never drank.

Before today, I hadn't had a dessert in ten years.

I am the picture of health, and I have lung cancer.

I mean, come on. It's absurd, right ?

I'm sorry. I think I'm on a sugar high.

I'm sorry.

O'Malley, reschedule her surgery for tomorrow and get her a psych consult.

Yes, sir. And no more food deliveries.

Yes, sir.

Okay.

You do it.

So, um... Um, Dr.Bailey ?

Surgeons don't say "um," O'Malley.

You want to be a surgeon, learn to speak like one.

Look,he wants you to talk to the chief about Izzie, see if she can come back.

She's just baking...a lot of baking

and it seems a waste for all her talent and medical skills to go into muffins.

- We just thought you might be willing to help. - Stop... talking.

Well, good morning. Benjamin, Ruth.

Good morning, Dr.Shepherd.

It doesn't feel like a very good morning to me.

I have to have brain surgery today.

Pretty scary.

Plus my sister is nervous.

When she gets nervous, she sweats, and the windows in here don't open, so it's pretty rank.

Benjamin.

Was I rude, Ruthie ?

Let's let the doctors talk.

Benjamin O'Leary, 32,

in for the removal of a brain tumor that's pressing on his frontal temporal lobe.

Clearly, it's affecting his impulse control.

It makes me say everything I think, which apparently is annoying.

This doctor looks annoyed, anyway.

Although, it's hard to tell 'cause she always has kind of a pinched, uptight look on her face.

Am I annoying you ?

It's fine.

You can't say it's fine.

He doesn't perceive sarcasm or irony.

If he's annoying you, you have to tell him.

Maybe I'm not annoying her, Ruthie.

- No, you are. - Dr.Yang.

He asked.

Okay, Benjamin, Dr.Yang...

pinched and annoyed though she may be, she wanna prepare you for surgery today.

Do you have any questions for me ?

Is that blonde your girlfriend ?

'cause the way you keep looking at her, you might as well just mount her right here and now.

I'm sorry. Was that rude ?

I'm proud of you all.

You make me proud.

You reflect on me well.

Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs,

I'd appreciate it. Karev, cover the pit.

Wait, the pit ?

I'm...I'm off gynie ?

Dr.Montgomery-Shepherd is out sick.

You can cover the pit, or you can...

You can tell me whose damn panties are on the bulletin board !

It's yours ?

This is a hospital, people.

Serious work happens here.

We save lives he... Oh, something funny ?

Whose are these ?

This is bad. This isn't good.

Well, you better claim them.

- She thinks they're mine. Claim them ! - No !

Yeah, I know it's one of you.

It's always one of mine. Always.

So tell me, which one of you left your damn drawers on my surgical floor !

Oh, no. Did I leave my underwear lying around again ?

I am so sorry, Bailey.

It's, uh, it's my bad.

O'Malley, Yang, prepare your patient for surgery.

Karev, pit. Grey, charts.

All four of you, do not make me regret setting you loose in this hospital.

O'Malley, what do I mean by that ?

You mean check with you before we cut any wires or steal any hearts.

Are you trying to be clever ?

- No, ma'am. - Better not be.

Holy crap. The nazi's definitely back.

And louder than ever.

Oh, Mrs. Burke. Hi, I'm Cristina.

I-I may have said that earlier, but I was, um...

Did I hear you refer to Miranda Bailey as a nazi ?

What ? Oh, no.

Oh, uh, uh, I mean, yes, but--

You do understand that the nazis were responsible

for the worst genocide in the history of man ?

And a racist genocide at that.

I would think that as a woman of color and as a doctor, no less,

that you would think twice before using that word as a punch line.

I'll think about that in the future, Mrs. Burke.

Mrs. Burke ? Preston's mother ?

Yes. Oh. And you are ?

Derek Shepherd. I'm the surgeon who operated on your son.

Oh, thank you.

Brilliant surgeon.

And a handsome man, too.

Your mother must be very proud.

Do you mind, Dr.Shepherd, if I borrow your young intern for a quick cup of coffee ?

- I'll bring her right back. - Oh, no problem.

Dr.Grey can cover for Cristina.

- I'm sorry ? - Uh, Dr.Grey is very busy.

She has charts to do for Bailey.

Bailey's on the warpath.

Uh, not the german warpath.

It's a hospital warpath. It's--it's--

I'll take care of Bailey, okay ?

Enjoy your coffee date, ladies.

- Very nice meeting you. - Thank you.

I'll, um...

I just have this one quick... I will meet you in the cafeteria in a couple of minutes.

Is that--is that all right ?

- Yes, I look forward to it. - Oh, good.