Mr. Pickles

Aha! A long-nippled fox!

Look at the nipples on this rare beauty!

You're gonna look great mounted on my wall.

Mr. Pickles!

Okay.

"You sure did a good job killing me."

Thank you." You're welcome.

S02E07 My Dear Boy

Please...

No.

Please!

- N-O. - Please!

Guess what I'm making for dinner tonight.

Meatloaf again!

- Meatloaf? My favorite! - Please!

Ohh, Steve was throwing rocks at my window all night.

Who? Oh, down boy.

- Mr. Pickles' man-pet? - No, Mr. Pickles.

Lives under the doghouse?

You know, Steve...

Please?!

No!

You can't have a BB gun.

It's too much responsibility.

Fine. Come on, Mr. Pickles.

Oh...

Aw, if I had a BB gun, I could shoot all kinds of things.

Ow! Huh?

Hey, oh! Tommy and Mr. Pickles!

Who are you?

You don't remember me? Seriously?

I used to be a Mafia hit man.

The witness protection turned me into a bigfoot.

- You caught me having sex with a deer. - Oh, yeah!

I stole your mother's cherry pie.

Oh, I remember now!

Bye!

- Tommy, hold on. - Okay.

I'd like to introduce you to my deer-wife.

And my deer-boy.

Deerboy! That's me!

Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo,

hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...

So, Tommy, would you mind looking after him for a bit?

The missus and I could use some alone time.

Maybe that could teach me about responsiblit...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Tommy.

So, what do you wanna do, Tommy?

Hey, I know... Can you tell me what my butthole looks like?

I ain't never seen it.

And there it was...

the most beautiful creature I ever seen.

Then I shot It in the face!

Today I bagged a long-nippled fox,

an albino "trhino," and I ran over that buck on my way in.

Let me know when you got something worth bragging about.

Good morning, fellas.

Huh.

Hello. I'd like to purchase this BB gun. It's a surprise...

Whoa. First you gonna has to fill out

- some paperworks. - Paperworks?

You could be buying it to shoot the president's eye out!

What?

So I'ms gonna need you to take a lie detector test.

Lie detector test?!

That's right.

Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...

Hey, yo, maybe we shouldn't walk too far.

- Your dad says you're my responsi... - Hey, yo, look!

- Huh? - Let's go inside.

- No, Deerboy! - La-la-la-la!

Oh, no!

Hey, yo, look at all this cool stuff in here!

No, Deerboy!

No, stop that right now!

Hey, look at all these other animals! How you doing?

- No! No! - Hey! Jacuzzi water!

Num-num-num! Oh, this is good, Tommy!

- No, Deerboy! - Oh, hey!

What's this do? Wow!

How do I get him to do what I say?

The hell are you barking about, d...

Got to go. See ya. Hey, yo!

Hey! Oh!

Trespassers!

Hey! Oh...

Aah! Steve!

Aah!

Beverly, I-I trapped Steve!

Oh, hey!

Hello, Steve. It's nice to meet you.

Stop that. Get back here, Steve!

You're lucky you're the Goodman's kid,

or we would've shot ya.

Now, what you doin' in here, boy?

You drink any of the Jacuzzi water?

Shut up, stupid!

It all started when my dad said I couldn't have a BB gun, and...

- He's right! - He's right!

You know what "BB" stands for, don't you?

- "Big..." - "Babies."

- Here. - Have a man's...

- gun. - Cool!

Now, let's shoot up some beer cans!

Good idea!

I meant shoot some empties outside!

How stupid are you?

Now, keep her steady!

And... fire!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

Well, I got to go find this talking deer, Deerb...

Talkin' deer?!

We got to kill it!

You can't kill Deerboy!

Why come?

'Cause... a dead deer can't talk.

He's right!

Let's grab some traps, and we'll catch it alive!

Wow. We keep saying the sam...

Shut up, you ding-dong-diddiot!

Come on, boy. We got to find Deerboy before they do!

Ugh. Is this really necessary?

Is you or is you not, not, not a terrorists?

Not?

Is you an alien from the future

sent to kill my unborn son's daughter?

What? No. What do you want from me?

I just want to know the truth!