Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Escape (勝手にしやがれ！！　脱出計画)

KSS Presents

Shô Aikawa

Kôyô Maeda

Yûji! Yûji!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF: 'The Escape'

What? What? What's going on?

Come on, Kôsaku!

Satoshi Kajiwara Yumiko Abe Akira Kiuchi

Ren Ôsugi Yoriko Dôguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Whoops! Easy!

Here.

Yuck!

Wrong one. Sorry.

Coffee that bitter is bad for your stomach.

Coffee that sweet is bad for your teeth.

- That's not sweet. Where's your sense of taste?

- Coffee's supposed to be sweet. No! It is!

You're just not man enough to drink it like this.

Yûji, quick! Roll it!

What happened then?

Well, you know...

We thought it might be a bit too much, so we cut it out.

I see.

The man is Hiroshi Kimura, from Shizuoka Prefecture.

He's 22, a prep-school student.

Hello?

You saw my daughter naked...

We erased that part.

That's good.

I know how you must feel...

Like hell you do!

How would you know how it feels...

to know that someone's defiling your daughter?!

And worse...

to know these punks have seen my daughter naked!

I haven't seen her like that since she was 10.

Do you understand that?!

Do you, Serizawa? Say something!

I guess we can leave.

Yes.

Let's go.

Right, goodbye.

Wait!

I'll pay 2 million yen. Bring me that kid Kimura!

2 million yen...

Not bad... Mr. Kanzaki doesn't seem to know the market.

Here, Sensei. This month's office expenses. Here, Sensei. This month's office expenses.

Thank you.

You'd find someone for 100,000 yen, wouldn't you?

Not me.

Why not? What's wrong?

I don't like that Kanzaki.

Wow! Suddenly you can afford to choose customers!

Yumiko, this 2 million yen...

why not split it three ways? You, me and these two?

Sensei! You should be ashamed of yourself!

I should?

Yes. Shouldn't he, Yûji?

Who should be?

You've already made money from Kanzaki.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

I agree!

Who are you to talk?

What's this three way split?

They call that 'exploitation', don't they?

You taught me that word in high school.

'Exploitation'! Very good! You have a good memory.

The basic ingredient of capitalism.

What does it mean?

I forget!

You always complain, but in the end you'll do it.

No.

Still, two million yen looks pretty good.

What could you buy?

It's not enough for a house, or for a Porsche...

A used 280Z.

Maybe just save it.

Shut up, will you? I'm not doing it, I said.

Why should we get mixed up in some sleazy yakuza's dirty work?

Yeah...

Besides, if he cared that much about his daughter...

he'd be paying 20 million, not two.

About five centimetres...

Yûji...

there's something wrong with beer that won't foam.

Yeah? I like it like this.

And no one fixes up old TV's from the garbage any more.

Hey, it works...

...the vast natural wonders of Australia!

Land of leisure, of shopping, of dreams!

In size, 20 times Japan. Prices one fifth as high.

A million yen is five million yen! Two million yen is 10 million yen!

Australia is looking for new permanent residents.

Contact the Australian Embassy...

Yûji, let's go to Australia.

Did you say something?

Australia.

Koalas, kangaroos...

I know, I know... don't tell me...

New Zealand!

This isn't word association! The TV says...

in Australia two million yen is worth 10 million.

What?

The prices there are one fifth as high as here.

With 10 million yen, we could have a great time for a year!

There's always a catch to things like that.

There's no catch! It's the Australian Embassy!

Do you know anything about Australia?

No, but nor do you.

Sure I do!

A bar hostess I know went there and said...

the food was lousy and the cockroaches were huge!

There's thunderstorms all the time, too.

And have you ever heard of red kangaroos?

They're cute, but vicious. They come bouncing up to you...

and scratch your eyes out!

Quiet! Now I'm going to do what I want!

No! Stop it!

Ow! That hurts!

Quiet! You're going to enjoy this! Shut up!

No! That hurts!

Stop it!

Hey! Cut it out!

You're hurting her!

Cut!

Yûji! Stop it!

It's just a movie!

You're fired! Fired!

Get out of here!

Go!

Are you OK?

Sorry!

Damn! He's fast!

This way!

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Mr. Serizawa!

It's 'Kimura', isn't it?

Yeah?

So you've had trouble in the big city?

Yeah, but having the yakuza chasing me is the worst.

Well, your girlfriend's a yakuza don's daughter.

Asuka's not my girlfriend!

That's your girlfriend's name?

She's not my girlfriend! She came on to me!

But you went along...

That was stupid.

Are they going to kill me?

They are, aren't they?

I'm dead.

Kimura! Where are you going?

To commit suicide.

Go out now and the yakuza will kill you first.

Then I'll do it here.

No! This is Yûji's home! Then I'll do it here.

No! This is Yûji's home!

He's very neat and tidy.

- OK, I won't. That's a good idea.

I'll go abroad instead, and never come back.

Where?

Somewhere far away, with lots of green.

How about Australia?

Australia...

My uncle has a farm there.

- Yeah? Yes.

I can go to Australia!

Is Australia a good place?

My uncle says it's great.

I knew it! I knew it, Yûji!

Hello?

It's me.

Yeah... yeah...

We'll come now.

There's no way you're getting a third, Sensei.

I know that. I've got the stuff.

Kimura, let's go for a walk.

We've got to make plans for your future.

But...

Don't worry! Just leave everything to me.

Uh, Yûji... are you really going to...

take him in?

Of course I am! What do you think I'm going to do?

I'm not going! I'm not going anywhere!

Hey, watch out!

Kôsaku, do something!

I don't want to go anywhere! Please!

What's your problem? How do we get our two million yen?!

You work fast, Sensei.

Oh, thank you.

Dad! What's going on here?

Asuka! I told you you were grounded!

No!

Asuka!

Kimura... Kimura!

Serizawa, let's go.

Come on!

On your feet!

Come on, Asuka!

And that's all she wrote.

Well done.