State of Emergency (Výjimečný stav)

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A LIE CAN TRAVEL HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD

WHILE THE TRUTH IS STILL PUTTING ON ITS SHOES,

I'm sorry, but I'm asking the same question

as Mr, Stárek here from the Food Inspection Agency,

In what quantity does Kassandra use palm oil in its products?

Yeah, expose the liar!

But there's no unequivocal answer to that,

Let's first ask what palm oil actually is,

Well, palm oil is palmitic and oleic acid,

Indeed, but the editor here doesn't understand that,

Mrs, Černá still remains silent,

so I don't think we're about to hear an answer,

Many thanks to my guests and farewell to all the listeners,

- This 100th anniversary edition,,, - Are you in there?

- Yeah, I'm here, - What's that hissing sound?

I'm making breakfast,

- So in five minutes? - Yeah, I'm ready,

And that's all from me, Marta Havlíčková, today,

And now the news,

Today at noon, polling stations opened in Kambur,

a small country in size, but one with nuclear weapons,

And in this Middle Easter emirate on the border with Jordan,

we have our correspondent Karel Beran,

Everyone believes that today's elections will take place

in a peaceful atmosphere,

and that the results will represent a way out of the current political crisis,

Because of Emir Rand VI,

who refuses to give up part of his powers,

the country still has a long way to go to become truly democratic,

For Czech Radio, Karel Beran, Kambur,

Do you always interrupt your speaking guests during interviews?

You had 30 minutes to express your opinion, but that didn't happen,

And palmitic acid is in fact hexadecanoic acid

which can be spread on a slice of bread,

- Marta, you have a meeting, - Okay, Goodbye,

See you later,

Ahmed,

Ahmed!

Simply everywhere,

Hello, Marta,

Everything's fine, I just wanted to hear you,

I'm feeling a little

miserable today,

Call me,

- So what have you got today? - It's quite bad,

People are getting chain emails saying they should avoid surgery,

- And why? - Because a chip would be inserted

in their body, An alleged agreement between

the Ministry of Health and the Ministry of the Interior,

For the safety of all citizens,

If you ever get lost, they'll easily find you,

- But that's great, isn't it? - Perfect, My hip surgery is coming soon,

Well, maybe you should reconsider,

Sounds good,

- But I want both sides, - What do you mean?

We have to be balanced, We need an opposing view,

Some kind of expert who won't dismiss the chips altogether,

An expert in what? Mental health? Surgery?

- Who the hell is it supposed be? - Let Khaled help you,

- Did you understand? - Yes,

- Well done, - Did you understand?

I'll never get to the microphone,

Just grin and bear it like all of us once did,

You'll be a great reporter one day,

- Like Mr, Golden Microphone over there? - Don't talk about him like that, okay?

Not in front of me, anyway, Shall we have an Arabic lesson today?

- If you wish,,, - If you wish? Boss!

He speaks great Czech, If you wish,,,

- YOU MUST HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME, - WHAT A COOL PARTY!

- KAREL WAS ABSENT, - WHAT A PARTY!

- MARTA WAS WILD! - WHEN THE CAT'S NOT HOME,,,

- DOES KAREL KNOW ABOUT THIS?? - KAREL IS FAR AWAY!

Okay, Mrs, Černá, Thank you, Goodbye,

- Marta, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah,

I'm going to get coffee, Do you want some?

Yes, I do, Thank you,

- Not me, Thank you, - Yeah, Yeah,

I got a call from Mrs, Černá from Kassandra,

She said you were biased,

- I wasn't biased at all, - Well, she must have felt something,

- She kept making a fool of herself, - Marta,

- Well, I told her that it was,,, - Marta,

- Karel, - I'll call him later, okay?

- ,,,part of our job, - Hello?

Marta?

- Is that you, Marta? - No, it's,,,

- Who is it? - Marta can't talk to you right now,,,

Why not? Who's there? Hello, who is it?

- She's in a meeting, - Khaled! Is that you?

Well, do you want,,,

Yeah, That's a good tip,

Hello!

Ahmed?

Ahmed!

STATE OF EMERGENCY

Alright,

- It's just moved! - Nonsense, you're just seeing things,

It's been soaking in alcohol for 30 years,

We can split the fish open now, but we have to be careful,

Teacher, why are we dissecting it in the first place?

So that we know what's inside and how its body works,

The cut must be fast and precise,

Sometimes even food scraps can be found in the intestines,

I know this from crime fiction, "Before the murder,

the victim ingested pizza!"

Alright, it's ready, And now look inside, children,

Look at this beauty,

This afternoon in Prague is cloudy and rainy,

And that was the news,

Czech Radio has entered its second century of broadcasting,

We are where the action is,

And coming up now is the "Foreign Correspondents' Window,"

Yeah, after the song,

Karel Beran is now reporting live, Karel, can you hear me?

Despite the unbearable heat,

we can see a significant number of people heading to the polling station

in the fifth district of Kambur,

A woman wearing a burqa has just walked past me,

proudly holding onto her ballot,

The women of Kambur earned their right to vote

only seven years ago, And the fact that they

can have a say about the fate of their country,

represents the first shoots of the nascent Arab democracy,

The shoots of democracy? What a gardener you are!

For Czech Radio, Karel Beran, Kambur,

ARABIC FOR BEGINNERS

- Hello, - Hi,

- Are you at work? In the radio? - Sure, Where else would I be?

Why does the Arab answer your phone?

Oh, I was at the boss's,

- I see, - A poor little lady complained about me,

But I have a lot of work these days,

The boss wants to please certain people, so he'd love to keep us there non-stop,

Working hours are an alibi for gray office rats like Brych,

- Real life is completely different, - So what are you doing now?

I'm about to swim in the pool,

- Good for you, - Ahmed's just cleaned it,

- It's as hot as hell today, - It's actually raining here now,

- Yeah? And did you water the plants? - Are you checking up on me?

- I'm not checking up on you, - Okay,

Karel?

Hello?

Karel!

Come on in,

- Salam alaykum, - Alaykum salam,

What a lying slut!

I have both good and bad news for you, Which do you want?

Always the good stuff, Do you want coffee?

- Yeah, sure, - Come on in,

I found a Professor Zuzka, He believes in chipping people,

He says it corresponds with the current security policy of the state,

That's good, And the bad news?

The bad news is that he can only do it tonight,

- You're kidding me, - But,,,

- So I have to go back to work today? - I've prepared the questions for you,

I don't want any questions, I want my Arabic lesson!

I'm looking forward to it, How do you even say "looking forward to"?

- You've already learned that, - I haven't, Tell me again,

- Don't let the dog bark like that! - Don't be mad at him,

Your wife gives him biscuits and he's used to it now,

She's such a nice lady, that wife of yours!

It's that hairy mutt again!

No! Shut up!

A young Arab boy has been visiting her lately, an immigrant, I think,

She's been probably feeding him, too,

- Does he visit often? - Of course,

Karel has been there for a year and he's still talking to them in English,

When I go there in the spring,

I want to speak Arabic to blend in with the locals,

I'll walk into a bar and say: "Hello, I had,,,"

- We don't have bars, - What?

We don't have bars,

Alright, so I'll enter a tea room and say:

"Have you got a bottle of red wine stashed here somewhere"?

If you want to blend in with the locals, start by going off the booze, Completely,

I see, But if you want to blend in with the Czechs,

you should start boozing, Let's drink to that, Come on,

Do you know that she was my son's schoolmate?

And look what she's achieved compared to him,

- But he's a teacher, isn't he? - Come on, what kind of profession is that?

- The whole family are doctors! - Shh, not so loud!

The whole family are doctors, but he only teaches natural sciences,

Teaching is an important profession, Goodbye, You can go now,

- Goodbye, - Go!

Come on, Yeah,

Go, Piss off!

Don't be so rude to him or he'll start talking like that, too,

Come,

,,,and then pull it out?

Jesus, what do you actually do there? You've really never done this before?

A lot of things are new for me here, I'm your teacher now, for example, Apples,

Nice, but with the "ch" sound, If you're at the market and,,,

- Put it between your thighs, - Should I shake it?

- No, Don't shake it, - Between the thighs?

But watch out, or it'll squirt,

- Bloody hell, - Oh, dear, I'm sorry, so sorry,

- I'm gonna get a piece of rag, - I'm really sorry,

I can't believe it,