Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Hero (勝手にしやがれ！！　英雄計画)

KSS Presents

Shô Aikawa

Kôyô Maeda

Yûji!

Yûji! Wake up! We've got to go!

Get on!

Hey! Come on!

Take that, you lazy bastard!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF- The Hero

What's going on?

Tomoka Kurotani, Hiroshi Shimizu and Susumu Terashima

Toshiya Fujita

Hey! You're heavy! Let go!

Ren Ôsugi Yoriko Dôguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

'Why do you do these things?'

'Why'?

Let's see... Hinode, Block 1, Block 2, Block 3...

Here it is. Right near here.

I found the place.

I'll eat and we'll go.

Hey, YUP--...

Why do we do these things?

Huh?

Why do we do these things?

What's wrong with eating?

No, I mean something a lot bigger than that.

We're going on a job to collect a debt.

Because we want money, because we want to buy things.

Why?

Oh.

What do you mean, 'Oh'? I'm serious!

Kôsaku, are you stupid?

You need money to live!

And if you live, you want to live well. That's why.

That's why?

Yeah.

Why is that why?

What?

Why are we doing this?

You still don't get it'?

No.

That question is a joke someone with too much time and money...

is playing on you.

A joke?

I see! Jodan... 'a joke'.

Michael! It's Michael'.

'Michael Jodan'. I just made that up.

Here comes the punch line!

Hey! Careful!

Hello!

- The Boss in? - May I say who's calling?

Yeah, Yûji! May she say who's calling?

Who are you?

Indeed!

I'm sorry, sir, but you can't do that!

It's the guy with all the night-club receipts...

That'd make him a director...

Yeah... so which one is the guy we want?

Hold it, you punks!

Go away!

Quick! Run! Run, damn it!

Watch where you're going!

Hey!

What do you want?

I was walking here.

So what?

You ran into me.

Shit! It's a dead end!

This way!

Yûji, no! This is a dead end!

Apologize.

You, too! And you, and you!

Wow! Is that guy crazy?

Now what?

There's only one thing to do.

Yeah.

Sorry!

Good luck!

That was close!

Yeah, too close for comfort.

Kôsaku stepped in some dog shit.

Shut up!

- Did you wipe it off? - I'm wiping it now!

It still stinks! Go sit over there.

Shoo!

Go!

Yumiko!

Yes, Kôsaku?

You never said there'd be yakuza! I put my foot in it!

And not for much money!

We almost got our heads beaten in!

Yeah! Our lives are worth more than money!

Yeah!

Yûji...

I've been meaning to ask you...

Why do you do this work?

That's my question! Come on, answer it!

To save up and live in luxury?

To strut in front of poor people, and hire a yakuza to guard you?

Yeah, that's why.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing!

I agree.

But that's the kind of person you hate most, isn't it.

But that's what you want to become?

OK, Yumiko, what about you?

What do you work for?

That's a secret.

A secret?

That's not fair!

Hey, you two... let me answer for her?

No. I'm asking Yumiko.

But I want to...

No!

Not you.

No!

I have to answer this!

OK...

Yeah? OK...

I just found out that Yumiko...

gives a third of her sales to the 'World Peace Foundation'.

Right?

Well, you know...

You want to know what she's working for?

She's working for world peace!

Hey, isn't that the guy from the other day?

We happened to see you fight those yakuza the other day.

We were just passing by, you understand...

We were very impressed.

So we bought you that.

Thank you.

- May I? - Sure.

What's your name?

Aoyagi.

Aoyagi...

But you know, Aoyagi, talking to yakuza like that...

you're taking a big chance.

Perhaps.

You got beaten up!

Yes, but I won't allow those men to walk over me.

I understand that, but...

there's not much you can do against them by yourself.

No, but I don't see why that should change what I believe.

He's quite a guy, isn't he?

Try and stay out of trouble.

I will. Thanks.

Your cane.

Goodbye.

Will he be OK? Sure. He's got his cane.

Hey!

You broke it!

I want this man to move out.

Excuse me...

Are you a realtor?

No.

But you can't bust someone's gate!

Yeah! Stop that!

What's going on?!

Yakuza!

Don't do that!

Move away from here. You're a yakuza.

Let's have a drink.

Sure.

No! I won't let you accept his alcohol!

But Aoyagi...

Let's not, then.

Mr. Amamiya, you claim you've done nothing wrong here.

That is a lie!

You sure you two don't want a drink?

Mr. Amamiya!

I have here a record of your crimes!

February 13th: You spat on the street.

Two days later, you were seen throwing down a cigarette butt.

The same night, you urinated on the street.

On the 16th you spat again, then sang loudly in the street.

You disturbed the sleep of the neighborhood!

Aoyagi... is that all he's done?

Yes.

Do you still insist that you have caused no trouble here?

Kôsaku, let's go. We'll take him with us.

You are causing trouble!

Let's go.

What, are you two going? Just a minute, please!

Sorry!

You see my point? That man is bad!

Hmm...

Maybe so, Aoyagi, but your list of crimes isn't very good.

These are serious matters!

Your way of thinking leaves them free to roam.

Aoyagi... let's go to my place for a while.

Great idea! Let's go!

The guy is a real yakuza.

Yes.

There's no way you're going to get him to move all alone.

No?

No!

I mean, we'll help you if we can...

Please.

You mean that?