Mukhtiar Chadha

''Oh Lord Almighty.''

''Here comes Chadha.''

''Here comes Chadha.''

''Here comes Chadha.''

''Here comes Chadha.''

l am getting late for work.

Look, the bus is here. - Bye.

Bye!

What is this? We are late.

Let's go. l need to buy vegetables.

Let's buy it from here. - From here? Okay.

How much for these bananas?

And the gourd, how much for it?

25 for kg.

Hello? - Hello.

Give me these as well.

Who is it?

Shaalu.

Shaalu? - Shaalu? Who is Shaalu?

l got a call from office.

l know you are joking with me.

Tell me the truth. Who are you?

Okay, so now you are refusing to recognise me?

l stay in your lane.

Aren't you the one who parts his hair on the right side.

You apply Navratan oil on your hair, right?

Chill-chill cool-cool.

You know l can smell it till here. Stupid.

You are here?

Yes. - Where? l can't see you.

ln your heart.

You are very funny.

But how do you know me?

l got all the information about you from Mukhtiar.

l have fallen in love with you.

l don't get you.

Oh come on.

You just give me a reply. l'll give you three days to think.

You have only three days.

l want your reply. Love you.Think about it.

l will call you later. Dad is here. Love you, miss you.

Bye.

Listen..

Nothing. - Are you alright?

Oh darling l love you.

l love you a lot.

Come, let's buy vegetables.

Lady fingers, gherkins, onions and tomatoes.

Emperor Akbar on an elephant, King Karan Singh on a horse.

And Mr. Chadha, on a scooter.

Mr. Chadha, you will keep your level maintained.

This is what's called a man's ride.

What is that? A scooty!

''Mom, l am going to college.''

Hello!

Listen the expert of the weaker gender..

You should know how to sit on a scooty.

This is how you sit on a scooty.

And this is how you sit on a scooter.

Spreading your legs wide.

Like a lion, like a man.

Please get my work done. - lt's work in progress.

At least return my money. - Okay.

A new scooter?

Uncle?

Who is scratching the scooters?

Wonderful.

Sister, no can cook these greens better than you.

Oh really?

Chadha in the house, mummy.

Open your mouth. - What happened?

Open your mouth. Eat it.

Uncle.. Enjoy.

Congratulations, Mr. Chadha.

You have got your official vehicle. Have a 'Ladoo' ( sweets ).

Happy.

Mukhtiar Chadha and sons company's..

..first official vehicle is here. - lt is here?

What sons, you dog?

What are nonsense are you blabbering?

Your son has brought a new scooter, mummy.

Life takes a full circle, l am his uncle.

From where did you get money for the scooter?

Business.

Don't make me hit you, got it?

Go and return the scooter to its original owner.

Be at ease, mummy. l bought it on instalments.

On instalments?

Oh my God. What do l do with this boy?

Don't you know three instalment cheques of the new cooler..

..that you bought have bounced?

And you have now bought a new scooter.

Mummy, you always.. - Oh God, what do l do?

Sister, he will one day sell your shop, l tell you.

He keeps loitering all day long. He has become a loafer.

Why are you ruining my life?

You have finished your college, right?

You should now go and manage the shop.

l can no longer work.

lf l go and manage the shop..

..then who will look after my property business?

Which property? - Who will look after it?

Which property? - Which property business?

Sister, you should get the property documents of this house checked.

l am sure this boy has mortgaged this house.

What are you saying?

Uncle. - Yes.

l should have poisoned your 'Ladoo.'

Poison? - You..

Mummy, he is ruining our relationship.

Look at his eyes.

Son, the day you feed me two 'Ladoos' bought from your hard earned money..

l will die that very moment out of shock.

l will die for sure. You won't need the poison.

l'll feed you two 'Ladoos' bought from my hard earned money today itself.

Stop it. Both of you.

Does a poor eat from his eyes or his mouth?

Stop it. - Ask him not to talk to me.

l don't want to talk to you.

What are my things doing in your pocket?

What are you doing, Mukhtiar?

What are you doing? - Mukhtiar. Let him go.

What are you doing?

Have you lost your mind? Come here.

He also threw my handkerchief.

Mukhtiar!

Who is he, mummy?

He steals snacks from our house. Who is he?

You stole snacks from the kitchen?

Sister, l am telling the truth.

Can't a person by the snacks from outside and eat?

That's weird, l am a thief before l ate some snacks?

Stop it, Mukhtiar.

Look, he stole ten rupees from me.

Can't l take some money for the rickshaw?

l don't want to stay in this house. Everyone here is crazy.

Listen, Mukhtiar..

At least eat before you leave.

Mummy, l am going to buy 'Ladoos' for uncle's eyes.

What have you planted here?

Sister, you have pampered this boy a lot. - l am going crazy.

Shut up.

He is just a kid, are you also a kid?

No, l.. - Both of you have made me go crazy.

By the way, the greens you cook are the best.

Don't get angry.

Uncle is eyeing our property.

He wants to usurp our property.

l will teach him a lesson.

This smoke? This mosquito killers have ruined my life.

Do you have a machine that can kill an uncle?

'A sage comes down the mountain, invests 70000 in a scooter.'

'A new scooter. He must have brought it on instalments.'

Hello.

Your miser friend from the locality is here.

Shut up, you imp.

How are you, dog?

lt's not dog, dodge. Call me Dodge.

Same thing.

Praise the goddess.

Praise the goddess.

What happened? You look upset.

Let it be, Mukhtiar. lt's not your cup of tea.

Okay.

Okay, listen to me. - No.

Listen to me, please.

Why should l listen to it if it's not my cup of tea?

lt involves money.

He knows l will feel pity on him if he makes an innocent face.

Tell me. Go ahead.

The things is, my theatre group is making a play on Ravana..

The knowledgeable becomes unknowledgeable.

l am worried about it.

He is bound to be worry if he does a play on Ravana instead of Rama.

l am not worried about play, l am worried because of the commentator.

l have taken the money from the concerned person..

..but l still haven't found someone to do the commentary.

l am in trouble.

Forget your worries. Be at ease and smile.

And you, get me some sweets.

You won't find a commentator better..

..than Mr. Chadha in the whole of Delhi.

You know Mr.Siddhu, he calls me during a live match and asks..

''What should l say next?''

You know the Obama in America?

Stop lying.

Tell me, will you be able to do the commentary?

How can l say no to you?

How much will l get paid for it?

You will charge your friend a fees?

No. - That's like a true friend.

No, l will not take the money. But l will take money to do the play.

Our friendship and the play are two different things.

Look at it. - Let it go, Tilak.

How much were you going to pay the commentator?

Rs. 1 0,000.

Then pay that to him. What is the problem?

What is the status of my album?

Be at ease. l have spoken to the music company's in-charge.

Your album will be made.