Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Nouveau Riche (勝手にしやがれ！！　成金計画)

KSS presents

Shô Aikawa

Kôyô Maeda

Yûji!

Yûji! Get up, quick! Come on, get up!

Come on! Quick, damn it!

All right, take that!

Hey, wait!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF: The Nouveau Riche

Come on, hurry!

Sachiko Suzuki Masayuki Shionoya

Got you!

Hey, let go! Let go! Get off, will you?!

Ren Ôsugi

Yoriko Dôguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Hey, Kôsaku... is that him?

Just a minute...

light brown, big eyes, medium build.

That's him: Mi Chan, the horned owl.

Slowly...

Go slow...

Gotcha!

Watch out he'll bite!

Got him!

Hey, Yûji... this owl isn't moving at all.

He's asleep.

- Yeah? Don't worry about it.

OK.

That was easy work.

Hey, are you OK?

Hello?

I'm fine!

She is?

Did you see how she peeled out of here? That's dangerous!

'Mi chan the horned owl...

'at last we catch the feathered fowl.

'We risk our lives for him, and then...

'we get a lousy ¥3,000. '

Damn cheap!

Careful, Kôsaku - he could be dangerous if he wakes up.

Will he bite?

Will he? Whoa, shit!

He looked at me!

He looked at me! He's awake!

Yep, he's awake.

Hello? Are you all right?

Do you want the police?

The police? No! Not the police!

Or a hospital?

No!

But look... you're bleeding.

Hey! Snap out of it!

Hey!

Iodine?

Hey, it's all right! It won't hurt a bit!

It won't hurt!

I'll just dab some of this on and you'll be fine. Sit down.

You ready? I'll just put it right here...

Wait!

You need a plaster on that! Come on!

Or it won't stop bleeding.

Just sit quietly, and we'll put a nice plaster on for you...

Your name's Minako?

Yes.

It's lucky you weren't hurt worse.

You've got to look ahead when you're driving.

There's something going on here. Why don't we ask her?

- Please don't ask. OK.

Things happened today.

My head's in a whirl. I'm spaced right out.

But I'm fine now.

Yûji, Kôsaku... thank you very much.

Is she really all right?

Hey, Kôsaku... she forgot her bag.

What an idiot! Anyway, she'll come back for it.

Let's see...

What's this?

We're out of potato starch. Go buy some, will you?

Hey, that was fast! What is this stuff, anyway?

- Potato starch. Where'd you get it?

It was in Minako's bag.

Why was it in there?

- How would I know? Do you? No.

Of course not!

But I don't think this is potato starch.

- Then what? It looks like heroin.

Yeah, heroin...

But I need potato starch now, not heroin. Go buy some.

- No. Why not?

I don't want to!

- Come on! I'm shooting hoops!

So what?

It's a showdown between team A and team B.

- Who's winning? They're tied 22.

OK, shoot.

Denied!

So this is the famous Mi Chan?

Aren't you cute?!

Bright eyes, long eyelashes... pleased to meet you!

- He'll bite. Yeah?

Here.

- It's heroin, all right. I knew it!

Worth about ¥10,000 a gram.

What?!

800 grams... that makes...

¥8 million.

Where did you get this?

- We found it. Liar!

- It's true! Don't tell lies!

- No! It's true!

We were walking along and we saw...

this white thing on the ground.

'What can that be? ' we thought, and that's what it was.

I found a thousand-yen Olympic coin once...

but you don't just drop this!

That's what happened!

Yûji, how about this...

I sell that somewhere, and we go 50/50.

Hey, what about me?!

Kôsaku, you're getting really greedy!

- You're the greedy one! I agree.

None of you understand me! To hell with all of you, then!

- Hey, she's angry. Apologise!

Why me? Why not Yûji?

It's your fault!

No, it's Sensei's fault!

Apologise to her!

- Why me? Don't think! Apologise!

¥8 million, Kôsaku! Think what we could do with it!

We can go around the world!

Well, maybe not that far... to Okinawa.

Eat a lot of good food... that'll take about ¥100,000...

Then buy clothes and cars...

About a million on that...

Then save the rest.

Save it? Anyway, Yûji...

that heroin's not ours, is it?

We have to give it back, if Minako wants it.

Idiot!

It's not a lost umbrella! This can get you into trouble!

She won't come back!

Anyway, we'll sell it before she does.

OK, I've got an idea...

this is worth 8 million. I buy it for 7 million.

OK? I've bought it for 7 million.

Then I sell it for 8 million. We make ¥1 million.

That's a great idea!

Then I take your ¥8 million and buy it.

I give you the 8 million, then I sell it for 9 million...

No, that doesn't work...

Wait... you buy it from me...

I'll handle it, OK?

I'm sorry... I came back.

Oh, that's no problem. That doesn't bother us at all.

Kôsaku! Make some tea.

I'll do it.

You will?

Oh, yeah... Minako, this is yours.

Did I forget my bag?

I'm just right out of it.

Oh, so that's it?! You're right out of it?!

But why did you come back?

I shouldn't have...

No, no, it's all right.

But, maybe your family is worried...

I know! Maybe you got fired from work, went home in a daze...

found your house burning down...

then drove off and hit that lamp post!

Don't ask, please!

Minako...

Yes?

- About this... Yes?

I know I shouldn't have looked in your bag...

but do you know what that is?

- Heroin. Yes, heroin.

It's not something most office girls carry.

No.

'No' doesn't explain much.

No.

Do you know what this is worth?

¥500,000? A million?

It's worth ¥8 million!

Oh? That much?

Act more surprised!

Where did you get it?

Tell us.

Yesterday, I was delivering some documents...

and I went into an underground parking lot.

I don't know who you are, but listen to me...

There's some white powder...

in the trunk of that car.

It's heroin.

It's killed five of us getting it this far.

I don't want the police getting it after all that.

You take it.

Do what you like with it.

Remember...

just don't fight over it... or you'll end up like this.

Those things happen.