Commando

What's that?

It sounds like the garbageman.

Oh? On Tuesday?

Maybe they changed the schedule.

Oh, shit.

Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Hey! Hold it up, you guys.

I was afraid you'd miss me.

Don't worry. We won't.

Now that is American workmanship.

You think the Japanese invented that? Bullshit. We did.

Oh, for a while there we lost it, but we got it back.

I like Cadillacs.

You like Cadillacs? Come around, brother, get in this Cadillac.

You're gonna love it.

This is style and beauty.

Comfy, right? Oh, I know what you're gonna say. That's vinyl.

Take it from me, you don't want leather, brother. Leather's hot.

It's uncomfortable. It cracks. Nothing but trouble.

Look at the headroom in here.

A guy like you is not gonna have any problem.

Go ahead, start it up. Listen to that. That's power.

- That's performance. - You know what I like best?

- What's that? - The price.

Hey! Wait a minute!

You can't drive that car in here!

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Workin'. Workin'.

Oh, daddy, put me down!

I surrender. I surrender.

I love you too.

Here come the sandwiches.

Why don't they just call him "girl George"?

It would cut down all the confusion.

Oh, Dad, that's so old.

When I was a boy and rock and roll came to east Germany...

The communists said it was subversive.

Maybe they were right.

- What's in this? - You don't want to know.

Dad, what's wrong?

What's that army helicopter doing here? You said you wouldn't go away again.

- You said you were through. - I'm not going anywhere.

Promise?

I promise.

Jackson. Harris.

Secure the area.

John?

John, are you in there?

John, come on out. It's Kirby.

- I know. - Silent and smooth, just like always.

- I better be. You taught me. - I'm getting a little rusty.

- What's going on? - Jenny, how are you?

Hi.

- Jenny, I need to talk to your Dad. Okay? - Yeah? Got a warrant?

- Very funny. - Jenny.

Okay.

John, we've got a problem.

Someone's killing your men.

You gave them new identities.

There must have been a leak.

Lawson, forrestal, Bennett, they've all been hit.

- Who is doing it? - You've made enemies all over the world.

It could have been the Syrians, the South Americans...

The Russians or a terrorist group.

They're gonna find you.

We were going to make a normal life here.

You will. I promise.

I'm going into the city to coordinate with the federal people.

We'll nail those bastards before they get close to you.

In the meantime, Jackson and Harris will stay here with you.

- Are they any good? - Real good, but not as good as you were.

Is it bad?

I'm not leaving you, if that's what you mean.

Then it can't be bad.

- How bad are you hit? - I can make it. I'll be all right.

I've got to get my rifle from the shed. Keep an eye out. They'll be coming.

Remember, you're downwind.

The air current may tip them off.

Downwind? You think I can smell them coming?

I did.

Okay, Jenny, you go to your bedroom, okay? And stay out of sight. I'll be right back.

Where is she?

Mellow out, man.

We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces.

Your daughter's safe, colonel. Whether she stays that way is up to you.

My people got some business with you.

If you want your kid back...

Then you gotta cooperate.

- Right? - Wrong.

He's coming at us with no brakes.

He's still coming, the crazy bastard. He's gonna hit us.

Shit!

Don't move, motherfucker.

- Bennett, I thought you were. - Dead?

You thought wrong.

Ever since you had me thrown out of your unit...

I've waited to pay you back.

Do you know what today is, matrix?

Payday.

Tranquilizers.

- I wanted to use the real thing! - Where's Jenny?

Do you remember me, colonel?

I remember you, scumbag.

Especially the people you've tortured and killed.

Colonel matrix.

You do not understand a country like val verde.

It is a country that needs...

A president who has an understanding of discipline.

- Why tell me? - Because...

You're going to return to val verde...

And you are going to kill the president...

That you helped to overthrow me.

Why don't you have Bennett do it?

Sounds like something he would get off on.

Because president Velazquez trusts you, colonel.

After all, he made you the hero of the revolution.

Captain Bennett left, shall we say, under a cloud. Yes?

Yeah. He enjoyed killing a little too much.

Your training, matrix.

You can get close to president Velazquez.

You will kill him.

You know, we went to a lot of trouble to find you.

We had to pretend captain Bennett's death...

So that general Kirby would become agitated and lead us to you...

And now that I have you, you will do exactly...

As I tell you.

Fuck you.

- Daddy. - Jenny.

Oh, you bastards.

Colonel matrix, if you kill president Velazquez, I will send her back to you.

If you try anything else...

I will mail her to you in pieces.

- Any sign of matrix? - No, sir. Just those bodies.

You think there's more, sir?

If he's still alive, I'd expect a lot more.

Sully will make sure you get on the plane.

Henriques will stay with you, make sure you get off.

I don't hear from either one of'em, she's dead.

How much are they paying you, Bennett?

They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something?

When I found out I'd get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for nothing.

- Hey! Hold it. - I'll be back, Bennett.

John!

I'll be ready, John.

We're running late, buddy.

So you and Bennett met in the service?

Me and henriques was in the service too.

There's nothing like old war buddies.

Well, have a nice trip now.

Take care. Oh, here. Have some beers in val verde, matrix.

It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter.

You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you.

That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Move.

Hasta luego, fellas.

First class, 7-a.

And you're 7-b, sir.

- Any carry-on luggage? - Just him.

Open your mouth again, and I'll nail it shut.

- You must fasten your seat belt, sir. - Thank you.

Could I have a blanket and a pillow, please?

Sure.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now preparing for departure.

If you'll please make sure all your carry-on luggage...

Is safely stored in the overhead compartments.

Make sure your seat belts are fastened and extinguish all cigarettes.

Once we reach our cruising altitude, we're gonna be serving our beverages...

And then, a little later on, our dinner.

Shortly after that, we'll be showing our feature film.

Your flight attendants are Susan and Lance...

And I'm Vicky.

We're here to make your trip as comfortable as possible.

Thank you, and have a safe and enjoyable flight.

Excuse me. How long is the flight?

We land in val verde in exactly 11 hours.

Thank you, and do me a favor.

Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

Front, please. Thank you.

Sir, during takeoff you must remain seated.

I'm airsick.

Yeah, the bird has flown. Cargo's aboard.

Yeah, the bird has flown. Cargo's aboard.

Now go to the drop-off point.

Yes. Gracias, Sully.

Well, we are right on schedule.

With any good fortune, today will be my last day as a civilian.

Your father seems to be cooperating.

You will be together with him soon. Won't that be nice?

Not nearly as nice as watching him kick your ass.

Take her below.

Yeah, that Cindy.

Well, my 7:40 flight to Vancouver was canceled.

So how about dinner? Yeah.

Well, I could go to bed early too.

- Maybe we should do it another time. - Sounds like he's mad at you.

Okay. Well, I like you too.

All right then. Talk to you soon. Bye.

Well, love and careers it's tough, ain't it?

- Sounds like you need a date. - Well, I don't.