Rebels of the Neon God (青少年哪吒)

What on earth happened?

You are bleeding

What happened?

How did you cut yourself?

What did you do to your hands?

Give me your hands

Ouch It hurts, don't touch me

Sterilize your hands,what are you doing?

Why did you break the glass?

What glass?

The window pane

Do you have nothing better to do with yourself?

Let me see

OK

Done

You want a refund?

The exams are two months away

Are you switching to another?

Have you informed your instructor?

Have you talked to him?

Why don't you go to class first,

And I'll have a chat with him

As you can see,

the two equations,

are the dual linear simultaneous equations of T and K

Before we find the answer,

we have to analyze it first

Let's solve it

We're almost done

Now we get "T" and "K" from here,

then put either "T" or "K" back to the equations,

then you know where "B" is,

and where "A" coordinates

C'mon, get up

I'm leaving

I'm leaving

Lock the door when you leave

Remember to lock the door

Any friend interested in buying a car?

Here's my business card

Call me if anyone is interested

Wait!

What are you doing, Miss?

That's my scooter My scooter

OK I got it Please come down

No!

Put it down now!

We have rules here

Please don't do it

Hsiao-kang

Hsiao-kang

Where are you going?

Why aren't you at the tutorial class?

My scooter was towed

All right Hop in the car

Damn it!

I can't eat this much

C'mon, eat

We are not there yet

I heard the forth floor is haunted

It is

Hey!

Where am I?

What street is this?

Kenang Street

Where are you going to?

Can you give me a ride?

Where are you going?

Ximending

OK, Hop on

Hsiao-kang, let's go to the movie this afternoon

Then we'll pick up your scooter after the movie

Just skip class this afternoon

I haven't watched movies for years

Your mom and I took you to the movies when you were little

Do you remember?

What's wrong with that guy?

He's honking at you

What's wrong with you?

You just cut in from the side

Your are the one who swerved right, then left

That's none of your business

It's my business because you hit my car

Your car moved over

I did it because you turned right first

Your turn signal is still pointing there

I signaled a right turn

I was moving straight

Show me your license

My license? Who do you think you are?

You hit my car, overtook it

Hey! Whose false is it?

Let's call the police

Go on, get the police

Get the police

Don't just stand there! Call the police!

I'm not in the mood for watching movies You better go to class

Why are you home so late?

I was at the Phoenix Temple this afternoon

You know what the priestess said about Hsiao-kang?

She said he is the reincarnation of the Neon God

Have you ever heard of the Neon God?

Are you listening?

Stomachache again?

Did you hear what I just said?

The priestess said your son is the reincarnation of the Neon God

No wonder you guys get along so badly

Do you know whom Neon God hated the most?

His old man, Lee-chin

And see, our family name is Lee as well

You know who Lee-chin is, don't you?

The Four Heavenly Kings?

He was the celestial king

who built a bejeweled tower

The tower was for locking up his son

Can you please stop it?

In my opinion, maybe you should build him a temple

to worship him

All this stupid talk about this God and that God

Hsiao-kang,why aren't you in bed yet?

What are you doing,Hsiao-kang?

What are you doing?

Stop it

Hsiao-kang

Look

What's wrong with you?

Stop scaring us

Stop it

Hsiao-kang,don't scare us like this

Hsiao-kang

Hsiao-kang

Bastard!

Ah-kuei, you have visitors

What brought you here?

We were in the neighborhood

My friend Ah-ping

Hi, I'm Ah-kuei

I'm Ah-ping

Where are you guys going later?

Ah-ping,what do you think?

Didn't we say to go to the movies?

Let's go to the movies

Sure, but

But you have to wait till I get off work at 9 PM

Fine, we'll wait

Then I will treat you guys

Here

Did you smell her?

Smell what?

You mean her armpit order?

Shit! I wouldn't invite her if I know she smells

Seat her between us,

so I can enjoy her scent and movies as well

Fuck! You wanna take advantage again?

You bastard

What's wrong with you?

That's your brother's girl

What's the harm anyway?

It's a family business

Best thing should be shared between best friend

It is a common idiom, you know?

Dream on

Get lost

Does it fit?

Sure

How much is it?

I'll offer you 20% off

20% off

Hey, how do I look?

What about 40% off?

No way, I always give you 20% off

But I'm a regular customer

That's why you get a 20% off discount for our latest collection

Oh well Do you think it's too loose here?

Of course not It fits you nicely

What do you do?

At the telephone company, fixing phones

He is the head,the head

He's the deputy chief

If it's true, then I would be the first lady

He works at another job on the side

Vice chairman is not even close

You mean gigolo?

Do I look like a gigolo?

I'm not the type

Seriously, he fixes vending machines for tissue paper

Do telephone companies sell tissue paper?

Aren't there people?

Yes

So, don't they need to use toilets?

Don't they need to wipe their bums?

Don't they need tissues?

All right, knock it off Let's drink

A drinking game first

What about the towel game?

I knew you would pick that one

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!

C'mon Another round

Come!

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!