Psycho Ward

Wow.

Look at this place.

I told you I'd get us in.

I'm a little impressed.

I break us into a prison

and you're a little impressed?

That hurts.

We didn't break in.

All you did was find an open door.

Plus, don't you think it's a little strange

the door was open in the first place?

No, my cousin tells me the college kids come here to party all the time.

Check out this place.

So why did you bring me here anyways?

Do you want to lock me up,

do a little role-playing?

You told me the thought of making out in dangerous places turns you on.

Doesn't the thought of making out in dangerous places turn you on?

Honey, the thought of making out in a broom closet turns me on.

Did you hear that?

No.

Come on, are you gonna let me out of here or what?

Are you gonna give me a reason?

Are these good enough reasons?

Well, do you have a condom?

What the fuck?

What?

There's something down there.

Ken.

Ken, would you get back here, please?

Ken, come on.

Would you shut the fuck up? There's somebody down here.

Well, why don't you ask him if he has a condom?

You know what, buddy? You just lost your ticket.

Fuck!

Ken!

Ken! Ken!

Which road was this supposed to be on?

You've got the maps, genius. You tell us.

Bite me, musclehead.

Only if you bite me first.

I think we're lost.

I think we all need some air.

I told you guys I'm not good with maps.

What was the name of the place again?

Black Creek Detention Center.

And we need to visit this place because...?

Because the world has a right to know what really happened there.

Right right, the whole evil-doctors- experimenting-on-prisoners thing.

I'm surprised you were listening to anything I said.

I caught something by accident between naps.

The way you were snoring,

I'm surprised you didn't catch some bugs.

Tino, try your contact again,

see if you can get directions.

Who are you calling, Tequila? Your mom?

No, a friend.

I met her online. She lives around here.

Yeah, right.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Don't you want to stretch your legs?

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

I told you, I'm okay.

Please tell me this is the last abandoned prison on his list.

No, three more after this one.

Nice.

There goes my next three weekends.

This bites, man.

Looks like we passed it over an hour ago.

I got directions and my contact's meeting us there.

Nice work, Tino. Let's go.

Who is that?

I guess she's my contact.

Life's cruel sometimes, isn't it, big guy?

Okay, if she's your contact, what's her name?

I only know her online name--

Babelicious.

Mac Daddy 85? Is that you?

Mac Daddy?

Hi, thanks for the directions.

I've been here for half an hour

and I haven't seen the groundskeeper yet.

But the gate was open, so he must be around.

Oh, this is my crew:.

Dr. Magellan-- it's his film;

Studds is on camera;

Sarah handles the research;

and Lisa is in the van.

We're urban explorers.

I'm usually into more dangerous places,

but I figured they could use my help.

I have my own website.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Monica.

I brought some of my dad's old plans of the property,

if anyone would like to take a look.

I'd like to see those.

Where did you find her, man?

Some website she created.

It was all about this place.

I emailed her and said

we were coming up to take a look around.

She said her dad used to do maintenance here

and that she'd be happy to show us around.

You did good, kid. You did good.

You can never be too careful out here.

So you're a doctor?

Yes, of criminal psychology.

Why would a shrink be interested in a prison

that's been closed for over a year?

I'm not a shrink.

And I have my reasons.

Welcome to the entrance of the psychiatric wing

at Black Creek Detention Center.

Before they shut it down over a year ago

Black Creek held some of the country's

most deranged and violent criminals.

Infamous for its advanced and cruel

psychiatric rehabilitation program,

Black Creek faced numerous charges

of mistreatment and malpractice over the years,

although nothing was ever proven in court.

Is he for real?

Yeah.

He believes that a handful of people

have been performing mind-altering experiments

on unsuspecting prisoners for the last 75 years.

Here it comes.

Two years ago

three prisoners from the psychiatric wing

escaped from their cells, killed two doctors

and burned themselves alive.

The police concluded this was part of an escape attempt,

but I beg to differ. I've interviewed people

who worked in the prison before it was shut down

and they tell me it was more than that.

They tell me it was revenge--

revenge for what the doctors in there did to them.

Those three men were unwitting patients

in a top-secret military program

called the "Pandora project."

The Pandora project's sole purpose

was to eliminate fear in the human soldier.

The program failed on all counts

and made the patients neurotic and completely unstable.

As usual, the military disavowed all knowledge of it,

but less than a year later

this entire facility was shut down.

Why?

That's what we're here to find out.

And cut. How was that? Good for camera?

Just peachy.

Great. Let's get some closeups.

So you guys explore abandoned buildings,

tunnels and things like that?

You know it, babe.

All of us have a natural curiosity about the world around us.

Studds gets a rush from being somewhere he's not supposed to be

and documenting it on film or video.

Tino likes to lose himself in the history of the place.

And Sarah likes the smaller details--

the design, the architecture.

What about you?

I'm interested in the things society covers up.

I remember the fire here, but you said

those men were involved in some kind of military program?

I never heard about that.

It was top secret. You wouldn't have.

All three were facing life terms

with no chance of parole.

Donald Pier, a serial murderer.

While working as a janitor on a large college campus,

he abducted and killed six students in the early '90s.

Gordon Cale, a racist and psychopath.

He shot and killed three people who lived on his street

because they weren't white

and he thought they were polluting the neighborhood.

And Darrell Coombs,

a cold-hearted killer.

He killed seven people in the '80s

and signed the bodies with his "C"

so no one else could claim responsibility.

Why would the military even want

to be involved with people like that?

Who else were they gonna get?

No person of sound mind would ever agree to someone

digging around inside their head for no good reason.

I still don't see why anyone would agree to that.

So, boss, when do we get to see these secret labs?

Secret labs?

Come on, you said it yourself--

places like this always have secret labs,

you know, where they take some poor retard's brain

and slice it and dice it and turn them into zombies.

I don't know if I'd describe it quite like that.

I've investigated several prisons

that were rumored to have participated in the Pandora project

but Black Creek is by far the most promising location.

So you're saying that could have happened here with those three men?